Let us now welcome to the stage a very licious person, the one and only
Wonderlicious!
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Hello everyone, let me present to you the nominations for discussion forum of the year.
(The nominated forums all come out onto the stage)
Yes, these are the forums where all the fun discussions take place! First we have
Disney Discussion, where everything has something to do
(Disney Discussion whispers into Wondy's ear)
And the right colours for
Beauty and the Beast.
(Disney Discussion whispers into Wondy's ear again)
And milk buds, and popcorn.
Anyway, next we have the
Off-Topic forum, a place to chat about our lives, our more general interests, politics, history.
(Off Topic whispers into Wondy's ear again)
And a place to argue, yes.
Anyway, next to
Disney Theme Parks, a place to chat about those magic kingdoms on land and sea, but so far not in the air!
(Disney Theme Parks whispers into Wondy's ear)
Except on Dumbo. Yes, that's true. And now on to - oh, what's that?
(There is a loud crash. On comes International DVD forum, angry and upset. He whispers into Wondy's ear)
Pourquoi n'étais tu invité? Can you say that in English?
(International DVD whispers into Wondy's ear again)
Warum hast du keine Nominierung? I did tell you to talk in English, but that means "why don't you have a nomination", doesn't it?
(International DVD nods aggressively)
I'm really sorry, but you're in the minority! Most of the people who come on this board are from the States, so less people are going to vote for you!
(International DVD whispers into Wondy's ear)
Cuánto? How many?
(International DVD nods)
Erm...one. That was me.
(International DVD starts to walk off. He pushes Polls and Games over)
Oh no! You've hurt
Polls and Games! I didn't even get a chance to do an introduction! You've really hurt him!
(A new thread appears on International DVD titled "Je vous déteste!". Wondy opens it)
"Yeah, sole pity voter Licious, I've chosen to hurt rather than heal." Well, I never. How rude.
(Polls and Games runs off crying, Disney Discussion and Off Topic follow. International DVD walks over to a jukebox in the corner and starts to play Celine Dion's version of "All By Myself")
Okay, I'll try and present the last nominee,
Movies, Music and TV. A forum with obviously better musical tastes than one over there. So there you have it, the -
(A DVD mysteriously zooms on the stage, and punctures Disney Theme Parks in the side. International DVD turns off the jukebox and runs off, terrified at the sight)
What's going on?
(General DVD Discussion and Trade appear, fuming that they weren't nominated)
YOU TWO! Don't you see what you've done? Just because you weren't nominated, doesn't mean that you can sabotage the event!
(The two wicked forums laugh, as Feedback appears dressed as Rambo)
Feedback? What's happened to you?
(Feedback starts to shoot milk buds and popcorn at everyone. Everyone runs out screaming, as the police are called by an innocent bystander. Wondy is seen quivering in the corner by the jukebox, having put on "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by R.E.M.)
Sorry for all this mayhem. The awards stage should be fine for the next award. Once again, the nominees are...
Disney Discussion
Off Topic
Polls and Games
Disney Theme Parks
Movies, Music and TV
And the winner is...
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Disney Discussion

<i>This is Disney Discussion's 4rd Golden Mickey Award. The forum previously won in 2008 and 2009, and as "General Discussion" in 2004.</i></center>
Congratulations! If only everything were safe for the winner to get this shiny award. Oh, oh no -
(Feedback finds Wondy hiding behind the jukebox, and is about to destroy him, when Feedback falls to the ground. A tranquiliser has got him, and it was International DVD who shot him. International DVD walks onto the stage with Disney Discussion.)
Wow, you rescued me, International DVD. And you've brought Disney Discussion on to accept the award. Gracias, Danke, Merci.
(Wondy passes Disney Discussion the award. A reformed International DVD watches on, with tears in his eyes)
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Congratulations, Disney Discussion! Tune in for even more awards later this evening.
albert