awallaceunc wrote:Most Amusing Posts Of The Year
And the winner is...
Loomis
Congratulations, Loomis, we eagerly anticipate your acceptance speech!
Tomorrow, I'll announce the Most Intelligent Member award...
Thank you all (both of you!).
Having won the Most Amusing Posts of the Year Thread, there is some pressure to be amusing in my acceptance speech. PLus, I wasn't nominated for Most Intelligent, so excuse me if this speech comes off as less than intelligent. So I've taken the pressure off and taken a leaf out of another winner's book:
"I have invited my fellow amusing nominees on the stage with me, and I would like to — they're here in solidarity with me because we like humour. We like humour and we live in serious times.
We live in the time where you have hilarious election results that elects a piss funny president. We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for unfunny reasons. Whether it's the humour of pretzels or humour of not knowing how to spell we are against you, Mr. Bush.
Shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you. And any time you got the Pope, Loomis and the Dixie Chicks against you, your time is up.
Thank you very much."
Thanks to everyone who voted for me.
It is kinda sweet (unless, of course, by Most Amusing you mean you are laughing at me and not with me).
So pass the celebratory drinks - this round is on me.
