SpringHeelJack wrote:Lasseter Eats Food, Adds Princesses
After the staggering announcement of several new additions to the renowned and Nobel Prize-winning Disney Princess line, including nanny Mary Poppins, nightgown-wearing Wendy Darling, and fruit-wearing Aurora Miranda, several key members of the press grilled John Lasseter on the status of the Princess franchise over dinner at an exclusive Los Angeles restaurant.
"We're very excited," he said, in between bites of veal. "Since Disney's acquisition of the Muppets, we're also looking into seeing if Miss Piggy can't be legally added to the line. Also, we have some guys at Imagineering seeing what can done in the way of turning Madam Mim into a Princess somehow. A witch is almost a princess, right?"
Upon being asked about the status of the highly-hyped Princess Giselle from the hit movie "Enchanted", Lasseter was quick to clear the matter up. "No, no, Princess Giselle is not really a princess," he mumbled, wiping his mouth with a twenty-dollar bill. "We're not sure how that confusion got started. However, I can tell you we are additionally looking into making Lindsay Lohan's character in 'Mean Girls' a Princess. I mean, Lindsay was in 'Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen' then 'Mean Girls', so it's like six degrees of Kevin Bacon, right? Nice and legal."
When informed by a reporter that the law does not work the way he thinks it does, Lasseter promptly killed and consumed the reporter just to prove a point.
--Associated Press

EDIT- Anyway back on topic: I hope after the 50th anniversary edition (if there happens to be one, which at the rate Disney's going there will be one), they give this movie a long rest in the vault and pull out a different movie to fuss over for a while.