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Disney Duster wrote: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
:lol: :lol: :lol: Um...hopefully Escapay will write you back on that one. I mean, you could email me if you wanted...my husband made a joke, and it's just not appropriate... :oops:
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potterrules93 wrote:so what do you mean knock up, central place, pull?? explain please!!
~Ryn~
Judging from what DisneyDuster's translation said, I'd say you need to -

1. Get your friend pregnant.
2. Take a sniper rifle and shoot him in the tummy.
3. Go over to his corpse and yank down his trousers.

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blackcauldron85 wrote:
Disney Duster wrote: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
:lol: :lol: :lol: Um...hopefully Escapay will write you back on that one. I mean, you could email me if you wanted...my husband made a joke, and it's just not appropriate... :oops:
I'd like to read the e-mail, as well. Heh.
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Prudence wrote:
blackcauldron85 wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: Um...hopefully Escapay will write you back on that one. I mean, you could email me if you wanted...my husband made a joke, and it's just not appropriate... :oops:
I'd like to read the e-mail, as well. Heh.
Mike and Prudence, check your mail. I did my best to provide the "answer", hopefully it'll help you guys understand why it's not a forum-appropriate joke!

On the plus side, Amy and Bobby did give us these nice clean jokes:

Where does Buzz Lightyear like to shop?
Bed, Bath, AND BEYOND!

Why does Ariel only wear seashells?
(I can't remember the answer, so Amy can say it)

Scaps
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Escapay wrote:
Prudence wrote: I'd like to read the e-mail, as well. Heh.
Mike and Prudence, check your mail. I did my best to provide the "answer", hopefully it'll help you guys understand why it's not a forum-appropriate joke!
I understand it, but it wasn't as funny as I had hoped it would be. >.<
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Why does Ariel wear seashells?
Because D-shells are too big!

How many ears does Davy Crockett have?
He has a right ear. He has a left ear. And he was a wild frontier!

(these jokes [plus the Buzz Lightyear one] are courtesy of a boat driver at WDW)

Oh, and Scaps, would you mind forwarding me that email? I'd love to see how you worded things... :lol: Sorry to Mike & Prudence- I did NOT make that joke up...Ed at my hubby's work made it up...just to clear that up!)
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