Britney Spears (News) Flashes

[2099net]

Who'd have guessed that Britney was the Anti-Christ? I'm dumbfounded, I always suspected it was Pete Doherty. Oh well, I guess the Rapture will be upon us soon.

[numba1lostboy]

The story is gaining publicity (and probably accuracy). It's now featured on the AOL homepage.

[TheKey]

I can't really feel sorry for that woman.. but I feel sorry for her poor children.

[Just Myself]

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. This is so incredbly fake.

Cheers,
JM

[Atlantica]

This is utter, utter rubbish. Poor, poor Britney. No wonder she had to go to rehab; I know it was for alcohol etc etc, but stuff like this can't help anyone. Imagine what her family feel when they read that?

Anyway, did you see the latest pics of her? She was smiling and happy for the first time. I still love her, and can't wait for her to come back, but I want her to do it in her own time.

God bless Britney xx

[Lil' Pixie]

No matter if this is true or false, the girl needs extreme help.

[Jasmine1022]

No matter if this is true or false, the girl needs extreme help.

Amen

[QueenRahel]

i am sure parts of it are true but as always the media hypes everything up....but she really needs to get her life backtogether or i do not see a future for her at all, not even necessarily life itself.

[Lazario]

Who'd have guessed that Britney was the Anti-Christ? I'm dumbfounded, I always suspected it was Pete Doherty.

It varies by continent

Britney wanting another baby? What a surprise . It seems she'll do anything to get attention. I hope she learns to calm down and not try anything stupid anymore.

Yeah. Her ever breeding was stupid in the first place

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious. This is so incredbly fake. Cheers

I hope so. Not for Britney's sake - for ours. This thing is getting more interesting by the second

as always the media hypes everything up...

That they do

How can this be? Everyone KNOWS Madonna is the Anti-Christ...

That might explain all her controversial stage work. But... I don't buy it. She hasn't been a savior to pop culture since the '90s. She's been behind the times ever since Britney Spears changed the face of pop music.

And as for the Anti-Christ thing... I'm thinking either Bush Jr. or Cheney. Ignorant terrorists from 2nd and 3rd world countries can't help but be jealous and hate us. But there is absolutely no excuse for the evil those two men have unleashed unto just this nation. Give them enough time, we'll be warring with the Rest of the Entire World for pathetic, manufactured reasons.

(Hey - anything to take the focus off of Britney - I think if everyone else would stop paying attention to her and these tabloids, she wouldn't be such a basket case / why else do you think she's crying CIRCUS for? I believe much of this is created fictionally, but the Circus thing sounds like pure Britney)

[slave2moonlight]

I know the antichrist thing here is nothing more than a running gag, but just for the record, most people are supposed to LOVE the antichrist, so... not sure Bush, Cheney, or various other folks being named are really in the running... In fact, that probably lets out any American entirely.

[MadonnasManOne]

How can this be? Everyone KNOWS Madonna is the Anti-Christ...

That might explain all her controversial stage work. But... I don't buy it. She hasn't been a savior to pop culture since the '90s. She's been behind the times ever since Britney Spears changed the face of pop music.

Hmmm. I find this comment quite funny. Madonna, as an artist, entertainer, and an icon, is leagues ahead of the times than Britney Spears ever will be. Granted, Madonna may not sell as many albums as she used to, but, creatively, Madonna has gone places that Britney Spears could only dream of. At 48 years old, Madonna, who is now into the third decade of her career, is still selling out world tours, topping music charts the world over with her music and video releases, and continues to be creative. She's constantly creating and changing, which is more than can be said about many of the artists who have followed in her footsteps. Madonna does this, all the while being a wife and mother, and without going crazy, entering rehab, and acting out like some crazed animal.

Why do you think artists like Britney Spears, Christina Aquilera, and Jessica Simpson, to name a few, always comment on how much they admire and respect Madonna? It's not because she's a has been. It's because she is a legend, that continues to evolve, create, and succeed. Actuallly, of those artists that I just listed, I see only one, Christina Aquilera, having a shot at doing half as well.

Regardless, we are entitled to our own opinios, but, lets not delude ourselves into thinking that Britney Spears has changed the face of music in any way close to what Madonna has.

[Simba3]

That might explain all her controversial stage work. But... I don't buy it. She hasn't been a savior to pop culture since the '90s. She's been behind the times ever since Britney Spears changed the face of pop music.

Hmmm. I find this comment quite funny. Madonna, as an artist, entertainer, and an icon, is leagues ahead of the times than Britney Spears ever will be. Granted, Madonna may not sell as many albums as she used to, but, creatively, Madonna has gone places that Britney Spears could only dream of. At 48 years old, Madonna, who is now into the third decade of her career, is still selling out world tours, topping music charts the world over with her music and video releases, and continues to be creative. She's constantly creating and changing, which is more than can be said about many of the artists who have followed in her footsteps. Madonna does this, all the while being a wife and mother, and without going crazy, entering rehab, and acting out like some crazed animal.

Why do you think artists like Britney Spears, Christina Aquilera, and Jessica Simpson, to name a few, always comment on how much they admire and respect Madonna? It's not because she's a has been. It's because she is a legend, that continues to evolve, create, and succeed. Actuallly, of those artists that I just listed, I see only one, Christina Aquilera, having a shot at doing half as well.

Regardless, we are entitled to our own opinios, but, lets not delude ourselves into thinking that Britney Spears has changed the face of music in any way close to what Madonna has.

I couldn't agree more, MadonnasManOne!!

[Lazario]

just for the record, most people are supposed to LOVE the antichrist

That's not what I was told.

[James]

Original Subject Line: Yeah Britney's Back! (and she's smokin' hot!)

If you don't believe that Britney Spears will have a comeback, check ou these pictures, and tell that she won't. These pictures prove that she's still a "slave 4 the music" and "toxic".Ha, check them out-

Britney Spears strutted her way back to center stage with a short, sexy set at the House of Blues believed to be her first public concert appearance in nearly three years.

Spears, ripped for her recent highly public forays into midnight carousing, appeared to be back in top form.

The 25-year-old mother of two went onstage late Tuesday wearing nothing more than knee-high go-go boots with a short white skirt and a sparkly pink bra top that showed off her belly button ring — and no evidence of the weight gain that landed her on celebrity tabloid covers last year. A long brown wig completed the outfit, covering the head she shaved in February.

She launched a short set with her classic “… Baby One More Time,” using a cafe chair as a burlesque prop while she pranced around the small club stage backed up by four dancers.

“She’s so good!” yelled San Diego hairstylist Ally Murray, 29, as Spears showed off her aerobic choreography.

In your faces!
-James

[Escapay]

If you don't believe that Britney Spears will have a comeback, check ou these pictures, and tell that she won't.

She won't.

But to keep this post from totally slamming on the Spears (haha, yeah right..), I'll say something positive:

It's nice to see that she is being a good role model for future (insert word of choice*)-in-training.

Escapay

*I personally would insert the word "talentless media whores" but that's just me. Oh dear, that wasn't positive...

[Chernabog_Rocks]

It's a start, it may not be a hit single, a popular muisc video, or a brand new cd that took the charts by storm but it's a start (think baby steps). I think the only thing that could hold her back right now is her husband (or is it ex-husband?) K-Fed, now HE is talentless (IMO)

[blackcauldron85]

I'm a big Britney fan, so I'm so glad she's getting back into the music scene. Good for her for getting better! I'm sure she'll hit big when her first new single comes out. I can't wait! (As long as she doesn't change her sound like Hilary Duff & Mandy Moore did! )

[Just Myself]

"Smokin' hot"? She looks like a british man in drag.

Honestly, how can you have a comeback when you never had an honest career? Yeah, she was popular, so was Sadaam Hussein. She still had no talent, and all of the attention she's gotten in years is just from a moronic lifestyle.

Britney, say hi to Screech when you see him.

Jeers,
JM

[PixarFan2006]

I could care less if she's back. I am sick and tired of hearing about her.

[Lazario]

This is probably just a publicity stunt to try and quelch the rumors while they're still festering. Like, "See, y'uh guys, I'm not dead..."