Drop Dead Gorgeous:
This is such a well-kept secret that I seriously wish more people knew about! It's a mockumentary in the style of all those Christopher Guest masterpieces ("Waiting for Guffman" etc.) detailing the build-up to a fictional American Teen Princess Pageant in the predominantly Lutheran community of Mount Rose, Minnesota. And what a cast! - Ellen Barkin, Allison Janney, Kirsten Dunst, Amy Adams, Brittany Murphy, Kirstie Alley and Denise Richards among them.
Some favourite lines (thanks to IMDB):
"Yah, my ma's clothes all melted onto mine forming, like, this big polyester meteor in our closet, y'know? But, in some kinda weird miracle, our neighbor boy, Kenny Hanson, found my tap costume on the roof o' their trailer while he was settin' coon traps for his dad. Here's the weird part: it was still on the hanger".
Annette Atkins: Who's this?
Amber Atkins: Oh, they're here to see my room and film me for their movie.
Annette Atkins: If they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.
Gladys Leeman: The communal wine just proves too tempting for some of them!
Iris Clark: That's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid for the blood of Christ.
Colleen Douglas: Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job.
Terry Macey: Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job.
Colleen Douglas: They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?
"The swan ate my baby, the swan ate my baby!"
Amber Atkins: [after Becky gives Mary a box of chocolates] Good going Becky, she's anorexic.
Becky Ann Leeman: [covers Mary's ears] She's skinny Amber, not deaf.
Amber Atkins: [shaken after seeing her mom in the hospital] Ummm. I'm quitting the pagent.
Loretta: [grabbing and shaking Amber] You're WHAT?
Amber Atkins: I'm quitting the...
Loretta: I heard you! I was just trying to get you to change your mind. Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while she was flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart!
Amber Atkins: [Running onto the scene of her and her mom's blown up trailer home] Mom? MOM?
Fireman: Whoa, whoa, whoa... you family?
Loretta: No, she's just yelling, "Mom, mom," because she has Tourettes! She's Annette's kid dip**it.
