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I can imagine that commentary right now...
(the movie begins)
Selena: Hi, I'm Selena Gomez.
David: And I'm David Henrie.
Jake: And I'm Jake T. Austin.
Jennifer: And I'm Jennifer Stone.
David: And we're here watching the movie Hocus Pocus.
(gap of silence)
Selena: So, I wikipedia'd this movie, and it came out, like, a few days before my first birthday!
David: Really? That's cool.
Jake: Hey, that's the guy from NCIS!
Jennifer: Is it really?
Jake: Yeah, I watch it all the time. Wow, he was young in this.
David: You know, I was like, 4 when this movie came out. It scared me so much!
Selena: I've actually never seen it until now. But it seems pretty good!
Jennifer: Oh, cool. (pause) Hey, it's Carrie from "Bleep and the City"!
David: Did you literally say "Bleep"?
Jennifer: Well, sure. It's one of the rules for commentary recording isn't it? We can't say words like (bleep), (bleep), (bleep), (bleep), and (bleep)?
(all laugh)
Selena: You just did!
Jennifer: Oops! Sorry, Disney! Sorry listeners! Please don't sue.
(all laugh again. Gap of silence.)
Jake: Hahaha...yabos. Classic.
David: Anyone else think it's totally lame for those parents to have some kind of like, Colonial party for Halloween?
Selena: I bet they did that so they could re-use the costumes from earlier.
(gap of silence.)
Selena: HAHAHA! Carrie's line was so funny! Can we rewind that part and hear it again?
David: But if we rewind it, it'll mess up the commentary track.
Jennifer: Let's all just say it then!
Everyone: AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK!!
(gap of silence.)
Jake: Hahaha...Mary has a vacuum cleaner. Didn't they do that on "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch"?
Selena: Oh my god, I LOVED that show as a kid!
Jennifer: I had the *biggest* crush on Harvey!
Selena: Oh my god, me too!
(gap of silence.)
Jake: Well, that was a great movie.
David: Yeah, we should do this again some time.
Selena: My agent booked me for a commentary for something called "Mr. Boogedy". That sounds like it'll be fun.
David: Never heard of it.
Jennifer: Yeah, me neither.
Selena: Well, it's only like, an hour, I think.
Jake: Ooh, we have 10 seconds left. Let's all say bye to everyone!
All: Bye!
....
albert
(the movie begins)
Selena: Hi, I'm Selena Gomez.
David: And I'm David Henrie.
Jake: And I'm Jake T. Austin.
Jennifer: And I'm Jennifer Stone.
David: And we're here watching the movie Hocus Pocus.
(gap of silence)
Selena: So, I wikipedia'd this movie, and it came out, like, a few days before my first birthday!
David: Really? That's cool.
Jake: Hey, that's the guy from NCIS!
Jennifer: Is it really?
Jake: Yeah, I watch it all the time. Wow, he was young in this.
David: You know, I was like, 4 when this movie came out. It scared me so much!
Selena: I've actually never seen it until now. But it seems pretty good!
Jennifer: Oh, cool. (pause) Hey, it's Carrie from "Bleep and the City"!
David: Did you literally say "Bleep"?
Jennifer: Well, sure. It's one of the rules for commentary recording isn't it? We can't say words like (bleep), (bleep), (bleep), (bleep), and (bleep)?
(all laugh)
Selena: You just did!
Jennifer: Oops! Sorry, Disney! Sorry listeners! Please don't sue.
(all laugh again. Gap of silence.)
Jake: Hahaha...yabos. Classic.
David: Anyone else think it's totally lame for those parents to have some kind of like, Colonial party for Halloween?
Selena: I bet they did that so they could re-use the costumes from earlier.
(gap of silence.)
Selena: HAHAHA! Carrie's line was so funny! Can we rewind that part and hear it again?
David: But if we rewind it, it'll mess up the commentary track.
Jennifer: Let's all just say it then!
Everyone: AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK!!
(gap of silence.)
Jake: Hahaha...Mary has a vacuum cleaner. Didn't they do that on "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch"?
Selena: Oh my god, I LOVED that show as a kid!
Jennifer: I had the *biggest* crush on Harvey!
Selena: Oh my god, me too!
(gap of silence.)
Jake: Well, that was a great movie.
David: Yeah, we should do this again some time.
Selena: My agent booked me for a commentary for something called "Mr. Boogedy". That sounds like it'll be fun.
David: Never heard of it.
Jennifer: Yeah, me neither.
Selena: Well, it's only like, an hour, I think.
Jake: Ooh, we have 10 seconds left. Let's all say bye to everyone!
All: Bye!
....
albert
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AwallaceUNC: Would you prefer Substi-Blu-tiary Locomotion?
WIST #61:
TheSequelOfDisney: Damn, did Lin-Manuel Miranda go and murder all your families?
AwallaceUNC: Would you prefer Substi-Blu-tiary Locomotion?

WIST #61:
TheSequelOfDisney: Damn, did Lin-Manuel Miranda go and murder all your families?
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The soundtrack was never released to the public. About 200 copies were created and sent to members of the press. Whenever they pop up on eBay, they usually go for around $200 and I have yet to find the official tracks posted online, only ripped audio from the film. I wish Disney would release it to iTunes.magicalwands wrote:This is one movie I am really excited to see on ABC Saturday night. I'm curious if anyone has the soundtrack? I wonder if the Sisters' Spell is on it that I vaguely remember them singing to the parents.
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For those of you who want the soundtrack, I would not tell you to go here, where I have not uploaded the soundtrack. Never ever would I suggest you do that.
"Ta ta ta taaaa! Look at me... I'm a snowman! I'm gonna go stand on someone's lawn if I don't get something to do around here pretty soon!"
Neither would I.SpringHeelJack wrote:For those of you who want the soundtrack, I would not tell you to go here, where I have not uploaded the soundtrack. Never ever would I suggest you do that.
But that soundtrack for Hokey Pokey is amazing!

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Especially the part where they throw the whole witch in and shake her all about...Siren wrote:Neither would I.SpringHeelJack wrote:For those of you who want the soundtrack, I would not tell you to go here, where I have not uploaded the soundtrack. Never ever would I suggest you do that.
But that soundtrack for Hokey Pokey is amazing!

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Yes, that really was what it's all about.Cordy_Biddle wrote:Especially the part where they throw the whole witch in and shake her all about...
And I hope you are all not enjoying the not soundtrack. NOT.
"Ta ta ta taaaa! Look at me... I'm a snowman! I'm gonna go stand on someone's lawn if I don't get something to do around here pretty soon!"
I didn't hear a thing. Its like some buck-tooth red headed diva put a spell on me.SpringHeelJack wrote:Yes, that really was what it's all about.Cordy_Biddle wrote:Especially the part where they throw the whole witch in and shake her all about...
And I hope you are all not enjoying the not soundtrack. NOT.
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Looks like the vocal tracks from the movie were included in the soundtrack that wasn't posted. However, I still have not created my own, including seamlessly (as much as possible, anyway) mixing the intro of the performance of I Put A Spell On You into the end credits version so that you've got the complete number without most of the talking that ruins it during the movie. And you can't find them here.
Thank you very much!my chicken is infected wrote:Looks like the vocal tracks from the movie were included in the soundtrack that wasn't posted. However, I still have not created my own, including seamlessly (as much as possible, anyway) mixing the intro of the performance of I Put A Spell On You into the end credits version so that you've got the complete number without most of the talking that ruins it during the movie. And you can't find them here.
I figured when I saw the title that said "hokey pokey songs" that I was duped and would get little kids singing the hokey pokey! XD
Thanks no less! I appreciate it!
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Ah, yes... I did not consider not trying to merge the end credits version with the performance in the movie, but for whatever reason I didn't... um, not end up doing it. I think that's right.
Also, someone PMed me asking how, were I to actually download such a thing, I would go about burning it on CD. That would be iTunes.
On a random side note, Chicken, are you Joey the Teapot on lj?
Also, someone PMed me asking how, were I to actually download such a thing, I would go about burning it on CD. That would be iTunes.
On a random side note, Chicken, are you Joey the Teapot on lj?
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Oh, wild! I'm a huge fan of your material! I love your "Mame" soundtrack. The movie is a guilty pleasure of mine... I can see why people might not like it, and yet, I keep watching it. Hence, I was stoked to see someone had done a more complete and superior soundtrack.
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Actually, I have both... I replaced the older one when you you did the new one. I'm pretty sure I have your "Fox and the Hound" VHS stuff too, off the top of my head, and some of your other random rips... like I said, you do good work. 

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