This is the Lohan Report! Boobs and News!

musicradio77 · Post by **musicradio77** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:48 pm

I went to FYE over the weekend and I bought the Lindsay Lohan poster where she was on the beach. It is a beautiful poster. I bought it for $8.00. That's not bad for a poster.

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:35 pm

Oh dear. It's been a while since anyone tried to do a proper LiLo report. Sorry I've fallen behind, but here's a quick round-up of news since the start of April.

Ichabod wanted a summary of the events not covered prior to this update. Here it is:

LiLo said/did something stupid. She continued/started a feud with another young female celebrity. Her parents said/did somethig stupid. She completed/signed up for one or more movies. MusicRadio77 bought a poster (which, from his description, doesn't sound bad for 8 bucks)

Thus ends the summary.

April 1st 2006
Carpenter competes with Lohan For Wonder Woman Role
... Buffy The Vampire Slayer star Charisma Carpenter is making no secret
of the fact she wants to steal the role of Wonder Woman from front-runner
Lindsay Lohan. ...
http://www.teenhollywood.com/d.asp?r=120044&c=1055

Lindsay Lohan Tries Out Kabbalah
Wildchild actress Lindsay Lohan is trying out the Kabbalah faith in an
attempt to find some inner-peace. The 19-year-old star is ...
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=15360

April 3rd 2006
Lindsay Lohan Accidentally Flashes Butt at Nick Kid Choice Awards
Lindsay Lohan is becoming quite the wardrobe malfunction
queen. The 'Mean Girls' starlet was at the Nick Kid Choice ...
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/pu ... 4560.shtml

Lindsay Lohan Wins Kids Choice Award For Favorite Actress
Actress Lindsay Lohan, punk rock-band Green Day
and comedian Chris Rock are all winners of Kids Choice Awards. ...
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7003020957

April 4th 2006
Kate Beckinsale vs. Lindsay Lohan for Wonder Woman?
... It is being reported that British actress Kate Beckinsale is also in
the running with American teen Lindsay Lohan to star in the newest version of Josh ...
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/pu ... 4605.shtml

Kate Moss to holiday with Lohan and Love?
Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love are
reportedly set to holiday together in Hawaii. The wild threesome ...
[Netty says: Yes, Ideal role models for LiLo, I'm sure

]
http://www.lse.co.uk/ShowbizNews.asp?Co ... n_and_love

April 5th 2006
Playing Cupid, Lindsay Lohan's Dad Votes For Wilmer
Once again, Lindsay Lohan's father sticks his nose where
it doesn't belong, and gets cozy with the National Enquirer to yap about
her love life. ...
[Netty says: I think if Luke was playing Cupid, he would vote the same...]
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/enter ... 3128.shtml

April 6th 2006
Courtney Love wants to help "calm" Lindsay Lohan
A source told the newspaper: "Courtney is determined to be a calming
influence on Lindsay who has had a really tough time of things, and she
also adores Kate ...
http://fametastic.co.uk/archive/2006040 ... say-lohan/

Lindsay Lohan Has A New Mentor
things. Lindsay Lohan, America's favorite whipping girl, has been
spending time with "Rush Hour" director Brett Ratner. They ...
[Netty says: Ah, yes. We'll get back to Brett later. It ain't pretty]
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190789,00.html

April 8th 2006
Lohan treats McFly to dinner
Hollywood stunner Lindsay Lohan surprised boyband McFly when she offered
to take them out for dinner with her family after they met on the set
of new film ...
[Netty says: Hello? McFly? Hello?]
http://movienews.virgin.net/Virgin/Life ... es,00.html

April 10th 2006
Lohan snubbed by Louis Vuitton
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly by snubbed by Louis Vuitton bosses who rubbished plans to make her the face of the label. The high-fashion ...
http://www.itv.com/news/entertainment_714162.html

Lohan spins the decks in new film
Actress Lindsay Lohan has reportedly agreed to make a film about the life
and career of her DJ friend Samantha Ronson and has already started taking lessons to ...
http://movienews.virgin.net/Virgin/Life ... es,00.html

April 12th 2006
No Smell Good? Julia Roberts, Lindsay Lohan Stink At Perfume
Two of Hollywood's favorite "sweethearts" -- Julia
Roberts and Lindsay Lohan -- share at least one thing in common. ...
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/enter ... 4073.shtml

Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson's Cat Fight Re-cap
The story in question is a "cat fight" between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica
Simpson supposedly started over a round of drinks, Brett Ratner, and someone calling ...
[Netty says: Brett? Again? It gets worse...]
http://www.jossip.com/gossip/celebs/lin ... 060412.php

April 13th 2006
Mean Girl Lindsay Lohan Makes Jessica Simpson Cry
Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson have sparked a new Hollywood feud after falling out in a Los Angeles nightclub. The pair reportedly ...
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php ... jessica_si

April 14th 2006
Lohan has plans to do charity in Kenya
Actress Lindsay Lohan is planning to take time out from her film
career and help AIDS sufferers and poverty victims in Kenya. ...
http://www.newkerala.com/news2.php?acti ... s&id=42220

Will Lindsay Lohan Be The Next Face of Versace?
Lindsay Lohan may not be the latest Louis Vuitton girl but could she be
the next face of Versace? Fashion Week Daily reports that ...
http://www.luxist.com/2006/04/14/will-l ... f-versace/

April 15th 2006
Brett Ratner Is The Latest On Lindsay Lohan's Boytoy List
Actress/singer Lindsay Lohan has chosen to stop chasing after her other
hourde of boytoys and now has her eyes on movie producer Brett Ratner,
according to ...
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/enter ... 4583.shtml

April 18th 2006
Lindsay Lohan as Sailor Moon?
... To the next part of the item though : Lindsay Lohan as the star. ...
Um, Whedon actually being interested in a film that would star Lindsay
Lohan? Don't see it. ...
http://www.moviehole.net/news/20060418_ ... _moon.html

April 19th 2006
Lohan, Simpson contesting for 'Dallas' role
Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson are duelling for the role in
the movie "Dallas". ... out of high school. Lindsay Lohan is a great choice.".
http://www.newkerala.com/news2.php?acti ... s&id=44746

Lindsay Lohan Intervention by Cast of Saturday Night Live?
Lindsay Lohan hosted her third episode of Saturday Night Live last weekend, but if the actress doesn't shape up a published report claims it might be her last. ...
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/pu ... 5111.shtml

April 21st 2006
Lindsay Lohan To Join Desperate Housewife In New Film
Teen queen Lindsay Lohan is to join Desperate
Housewife Felicity Huffman and actress Jane Fonda in a new comedy called
'Georgia Rule ...
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7003259378

April 24th 2006
Lindsay Lohan To Make A Play For Nick Lachey?
The reported bitch fight between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson is continuing with Lohan making a play for Simpson's ex. According ...
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=16254

April 28th 2006
Lohan joining Brody for new comedy
Lindsay Lohan is to star opposite Oscar winner Adrien Brody in a new romantic
comedy called 'Speechless'. Variety reports that the ...
[Netty says: Where does she get the time to act in so many films whilst feuding?]
http://www.rte.ie/arts/2006/0428/lohanl.html

May 1st 2006
Brett Ratner Neglects To Tell Lindsay Lohan About 'Girlfriend'
"X-MEN: The Last Stand" director Brett Ratner reportedly
neglected to inform his "friend" Lindsay Lohan of one minor detail - he
already has a ...
[Netty says: Uh Oh!]
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/enter ... 6656.shtml

Lindsay Lohan fractures her foot
"Just My Luck" star Lindsay Lohan
is sporting crutches for a fractured foot suffered when she slipped while
exiting the ...
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?S ... 4303-7505r

May 2nd 2006
Lohan finds man in bed with model
The claws were out in Hollywood when Lindsay Lohan turned up at the home of X-Men: The Last Stand director Brett Ratner, only to find him in bed with Romanian ...
[Netty says: How does she do it? How? How can one person make so many mistakes when it comes to personal relationships?]
http://www.irishexaminer.com/breaking/s ... =209287181

Nick Lachey Slams Lindsay Lohan
Nick Lachey has lashed out at teen star Lindsay Lohan for expressing a
romantic interest in him, insisting he isn't remotely attracted to her.
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php ... dsay_lohan

May 3rd 2006
Did Lindsay Lohan steal Paris Hilton's man?
What really came between Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos?
Could it have been "Mean Girls" vixen Lindsay Lohan? ...
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12583653/

May 4th 2006
Lindsay Lohan Battles Now Extend to Cameron Diaz?
Keeping up with all that is Lindsay Lohan can be a full
time gig. The 'Mean Girls' star has now reportedly gotten ...
[Netty says: You bet your ass its a full time gig!]
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/pu ... 5527.shtml

Lohan reveals Beatles death threats
Actress Lindsay Lohan has admitted that she had to call on Yoko Ono for
support after she received death threats after accepting a role in a film
about former ...
http://movienews.virgin.net/Virgin/Life ... es,00.html

May 5th 2006
What's The Beef Between Lindsay Lohan And Mary-Kate Olsen?
Mary-Kate Olsen seems to be all over Paris Hilton these days, the latest
victim of her bile is teen queen Lindsay Lohan. The old ...
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=16726

Lindsay Lohan Relishes The High Life In Chateau Marmont...
Teen queen Lindsay Lohan has become so extravagant that she kept a luxury bungalow at the Chateau Marmont in LA reserved for nearly all of 2005.
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=16706

Lindsay Lohan Racks Up Huge Hotel Bill
Lindsay Lohan racked up a massive $1,000,000 bill while staying at Hollywood's most expensive hotel. The 19-year-old star reserved ...
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php ... hotel_bill

LOHAN DETERMINED TO LOOK HEALTHY AGAIN
LINDSAY LOHAN is eating everything she sees in a bid to regain the "tits
and a*s" she lost through heavy dieting. She says, "You ...
[Netty says: Dieting. Right.... moving on]
http://www.pr-inside.com/lohan-determin ... -r4282.htm

Lindsay Lohan: it's ok to hate your body when you're growing ...
Lindsay Lohan is apparently desperately trying to put on weight because
she knows the skinny-skinny look doesn't suit her. "You ...
http://fametastic.co.uk/archive/2006050 ... rowing-up/

May 6th 2006
Lindsay Lohan puts her love life on hold
Teen queen Lindsay Lohan has revealed that her love life will
be taking a back seat to her movie career for a little while. ...
[Netty says: Somehow, I think for LiLo, 48 hours counts as a 'hold']
http://www.newindpress.com/NewsItems.as ... le&Topic=0

Altman praises 'terrific pro' Lohan
Hollywood came to Lake Wobegon as Meryl Streep,
Lindsay Lohan and other stars gathered for the world premiere of A Prairie
Home Companion ...
[Netty says: What? Positive press? What's the world coming too?]
http://www.edmontonsun.com/Entertainmen ... 1-sun.html

That concludes this latest Lohan Report!

Post by **Luke** » Sat May 06, 2006 3:25 pm

Wow, Netty. Three cheers for that long roundup.

And, for visual reference, I could be wrong, but I believe this is the poster that now adorns musicradio77's wall:

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Sat May 06, 2006 3:34 pm

Luke if you were playing cupid, would you vote for Wilmer? I think you would.

Yes, I have to agree. MusicRadio's poster is, indeed, not bad for $8

Loomis · Post by **Loomis** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:13 pm

2099net wrote:LINDSAY LOHAN is eating everything she sees in a bid to regain the "tits
and a*s" she lost through heavy dieting.

That fills my heart with a simply joy so profound that I dare not speak its name.

All hail the return of the jubblies.

JiminyCrick91 · Post by **JiminyCrick91** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:17 pm

Luke wrote:Wow, Netty. Three cheers for that long roundup.

And, for visual reference, I could be wrong, but I believe this is the poster that now adorns musicradio77's wall.............

Wow! She looks great there!

Timon/Pumbaa fan · Post by **Timon/Pumbaa fan** » Sat May 06, 2006 4:31 pm

"Mmmmmm, redheads!"

Just remember, the thread wouldn't have been bumped, and we wouldn't have seen that picture(a bargain says I) if it weren't for me.

:expects to get hate mail from the soccer Moms who let their kids go to this site:

Escapay · Post by **Escapay** » Sat May 06, 2006 5:32 pm

2099net wrote:Ichabod wanted a summary of the events not covered prior to this update. Here it is:

LiLo said/did something stupid. She continued/started a feud with another young female celebrity. Her parents said/did somethig stupid. She completed/signed up for one or more movies. MusicRadio77 bought a poster (which, from his description, doesn't sound bad for 8 bucks)

Thus ends the summary.

Aww, I was too late. I made a summary in Justin's thread...

LiLo loses and gains weight, changes her hair color, does or doesn't do drugs, has or doesn't have implants, has or doesn't have some family drama, does a few movies, the latest one is some comedy called Just My Luck.

Justin wrote::expects to get hate mail from the soccer Moms who let their kids go to this site:

Nice to see musicradio77's $8 didn't go to waste!

Escapay

Post by **Luke** » Sat May 06, 2006 8:53 pm

2099net wrote:Luke if you were playing cupid, would you vote for Wilmer? I think you would.

Well, when she's skinny and blonde, I think DJ Qualls is a good match, because it'd be like looking into a mirror! And it's all about her, right?

More visual reference:

AwallaceUNC · Post by **AwallaceUNC** » Sat May 06, 2006 9:54 pm

Luke wrote:Well, when she's skinny and blonde, I think DJ Qualls is a good match, because it'd be like looking into a mirror! And it's all about her, right?

The New Guy rules!

-Aaron

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Sun May 07, 2006 1:05 pm

Today is a monumantal day for all LiLo Repot readers...

Once again we get a rare, but precious and facinating look inside the mind of LiLo's mom...
We discover what Dina Thinks!

Lindsay Lohan Returns To Redhead Roots

Lindsay Lohan has promised to return to her natural red-headed look to appease her mother and the producers of her latest film.

After trying a series of different hair colours for a string of different movie roles, the Mean Girls star has decided to go back to ginger.

She says, "I actually promised a bunch of the people from Fox (Studios), when I went in for the meeting about the publicity for my new film Just My Luck, that I would go back to red. And I'm gonna be red for the next film. I'm a strawberry blonde, but I'll be back to dark soon. My mom's so happy that I'm red again. I'm her baby redhead."

Lohan admits it was fun changing her hair colour from blonde to brunette over the past year because she felt the ever-changing look helped her develop the eclectic characters she took on on the big screen. She adds, "I feel like I kind of have to change my hair colour sometimes because I'm in all these tabloids, and people see me as Lindsay, but then it's hard for them to kind of believe that I'm playing someone else in a movie when I look exactly the same."

Yes! Dina is happy! Dina, after all her trials and tribulations is happy. And all because LiLo changed her hair colour for her mommy.

Oh, wait. She changed it for Fox. Not Dina. Dina's opinion isn't important after all.

To celebrate this not-so-strong mother/daughter bond, here's a picture of LiLo with Dina

[Link led to a trojan infected website - so has been removed]

Loomis · Post by **Loomis** » Sun May 07, 2006 7:49 pm

Timon/Pumbaa fan wrote:"Mmmmmm, redheads!"

Isn't that my line?

Escapay · Post by **Escapay** » Mon May 08, 2006 10:47 am

2099net wrote:Yes! Dina is happy! Dina, after all her trials and tribulations is happy. And all because LiLo changed her hair colour for her mommy.

Deena Meetay is happy! Deena Meetay is happy!

LiLo is a redhead! Loomis is happy in his pantless state...

Escapay

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:20 am

Stop Press: Dina Lohan Sued!

I can't believe it:

Lindsay Lohan’s mother is being sued by two music producers over an apparently half recorded album of Lindsay’s music.

Antonio Almeida and Mitchell Chait claim they signed a deal with Dina Lohan in 2002 and recorded half an album with Lindsay in 2002 and 2003. But then in 2004, Dina signed a contract with Casablanca Records who then produced Lindsay’s two albums, “Speak” and “A little more personal”.

According to a Las Vegas newspaper, Almeida and Chait are suing Dina to reclaim the tens of thousands of dollars they claim to have leant Dina for the music recorded before the Casablanca records deal.

No. No. No. Not teh Dina! It is a sad day for all LiLo enthusiasts. The Lohan Report has finally reached rock bottom. It's like my own mom is being sued. I'm not sure I can continue to keep reporting such bad news, without it taking an emotional toll on me, my friends and my family.

http://fametastic.co.uk/archive/2006051 ... usic-deal/

DaveWadding · Post by **DaveWadding** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:16 pm

LiLo: The Albert Pujols of the Us Weekly fantasy league?

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... ons/060510

musicradio77 · Post by **musicradio77** » Sun May 14, 2006 9:24 am

There were some other Lindsay news about Lindsay Lohan moves to Motown after leaving her revived Casablanca label and Tommy Mottola's departure:

Lindsay Lohan: Mottola's Waterloo?

A big message came out of Universal Music Group yesterday that bore hidden messages for all those involved.

The company re-aligned its R&B artists into two labels, Motown and Republic. They named the artists on each label, including soul diva — no, just kidding — Lindsay Lohan, the gossip-plagued teen queen actress on Motown.

What the press releases didn't say spoke volumes. Lohan was the only artist of any note on Casablanca Records, the ill-fated project re-started by Tommy Mottola after Sony Music showed him the door a couple of years ago.

The UMG release made no mention of Casablanca's future, but with Lohan (a not very best-selling recording artist) officially being moved to Motown, that would seem like the end for Mottola and Casablanca.

We'll skip for the moment the completely idiotic idea of Lohan as a singer being grouped in a sentence with Stevie Wonder, India.Arie and Erykah Badu as a Motown artist. And we won’t even mention her now on a label that once bred the colossuses of the music business, from Diana Ross and Gladys Knight to Marvin Gaye and Levi Stubbs.

More to the point: moving Mottola's one act to Sylvia Rhone's purview is UMG's Doug Morris' way of not having to say the ex-husband of Mariah Carey has been "Tommy-gunned." It's just over, that's all.

Maybe worse than anything is the news that Casablanca's one-time queen, Donna Summer, is signed or has signed or may sign —- that’s what I hear — with Sony’s Burgundy label for heritage artists. She'll join Chaka Khan, possibly Patti LaBelle, and some other vintage talents.

How ironic, no? Burgundy is a simple idea, and one that Mottola could have used to stage a comeback simply by reviving Casablanca's best names of the past.

Now don't think Rhone has it so easy at Motown, either. Stevie Wonder is very angry and disappointed that she didn't come through with her promises for his album, "A Time 2 Love."

Smokey Robinson, one of Motown’s founders, has just made a new album and it won't come out on Motown at all, but on the Universal Records label —- or so he told me recently. Motown is a far cry from what it was; Rhone would do well to make some immediate decisions, such as giving Wonder's album a real second push.

And Lohan? As I've said before, she's Shelley Fabares, circa 1963, and will be lucky to ever get a hit as good as the immortal “Johnny Angel.”

It's all well and good, but Shelley will tell you, in the record business, she never did fight Grace Slick or Joni Mitchell for anything more than a restaurant reservation.

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:44 am

There must be something biological. I don't know… some form of acute chemical awareness or something. It seems poor little LiLo only has to detect the smallest scent of estrogens in the air, and she turns into a wild-cat, unable to control herself...

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton and actress Lindsay Lohan shocked patrons at Hollywood hotspot Hyde on Friday night by engaging in a nasty fight. At one point, sources say, Lindsay and Paris were literally face-to-face in a heated argument.

How she managed to film Mean Girls on what was with primarily an all female cast will be one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of the ages; on par with the construction of the pyramids and the eternal question: Are we alone in the universe?

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/enter ... 8816.shtml

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Wed May 17, 2006 5:57 am

OMG!

Now we will never, ever have to speculate "What Dina is thinking!" because....

Dina Lohan writes book for showbiz moms

Lindsay's Lohan's mother Dina will pen a "how-to" book for showbiz moms that will detail the role she played in her daughter's Hollywood success, according to Star magazine.

"I get so much mail each week from people asking me for advice," Dina says in the next issue of Star, according to the magazine's Web site. "They ask me how I did it, they ask me how to find a good agent. I get hundreds of questions each week, so I just figured, instead of answering every question, I'll put it in a book and help people."

Aside from Lindsay, Dina, 43, also manages her other daughter Ali, 12, who has a holiday album in the works and is in talks for movie and TV deals. Ali has already seen a glimpse of celebrity coverage of her sister and may be getting used to it.

"I remember the first time Ali read something derogatory about Lindsay having breast implants," Dina Lohan said. She was like, 'That is sooo not true!' Now we just laugh about it!"

And The Lohan Clan obviously read the Ultimate Disney!

I always knew it wasn't fair that only LiLo and AliLo should benefit from the former Rockette's acute showbiz advice. NOW WE CAN ALL BENEFIT!

I hope there's a chapter on "How to Feud for Maximum Press Exposure"

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertain ... &cset=true

DiLo, I salute you Ma'am!

But wait... it gets better! LiLo is about to do a Madonna!

Lindsay Lohan a Londoner?

According to the StarPulse Blog (no link, as its full of pop-up SPAM ads) she is considering such a move.

Teen queen Lindsay Lohan is considering leaving movie-obsessed Hollywood to live in fashionable, music-loving London. The singer/actress was brought up in New York and insists she feels safer in the Big Apple or the British capital than she does in Los Angeles.

She explains, "I'd rather go out in New York or London because I feel safer. People (in London and New York) don't seem to care as much. And they're not as judgemental and it's more about the fashion industry if anything, or the music scene. You don't really talk about what movies you're doing and that kind of thing."

She added, "I like Notting Hill a lot. I stayed at my friend's (Bryan Adams), who loaned me his house when I was there recently with my two girlfriends. I love London so much I almost want to move. I've been talking to friends about moving there."

I know when I'm out and about in London, I don't talk about what movies I'm doing. And neither do the people I go with. So she LiLo must be right. People in London don't talk about what movies they are doing. Because, on the whole, they don't do any!

HalRoachFan · Post by **HalRoachFan** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:44 am

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how Lindsay Lohan gets 16 pages.

Escapay · Post by **Escapay** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:30 pm

HalRoachFan wrote:I'm sitting here trying to figure out how Lindsay Lohan gets 16 pages.

The same way that Titanic gets 4 pages but Ben-Hur only gets 3 replies. (check the siggy thread and find one of Alan's WTF's...)

Escapay

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