This is the Lohan Report! Boobs and News!

Post by **Luke** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:06 pm

Lazario is talking about Linsday Lohan hosting SNL circa 2004, whereas JiminyCrick91 is talking about Linsday Lohan hosting SNL circa 2005. It happens.

Lazario · Post by **Lazario** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:18 pm

She hosted again... Why? Wasn't the first mistake with her enough?

Starion · Post by **Starion** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:40 pm

Hehe, that's a funny clip. lol. Sorry I missed the show. I'd love to see Lindsey as Queen Amidala.

Sunset Girl · Post by **Sunset Girl** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:38 am

Lazario wrote:She hosted again... Why? Wasn't the first mistake with her enough?

Well, you know how it is. . . apparently her first appearance was popular enough to warrant her return.

I think our society places too much emphasis on breasts as it is.

Or maybe I'm just jealous and anoyed that I don't have a nice figure like hers.

Or at least, the figure she used to have before she lost all that weight.

Starion · Post by **Starion** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:55 am

I want a figure like her figure too. But I don't have any breasts. You're right about how society places too much emphasis on breasts like chicken breasts and turkey breasts. I rather have a leg, thank you.

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:17 pm

Hey guys. All this skinny talk is distracting us from the main reason for this thread - Lohan news!

So here's a round-up:

Actress Lohan hurt in car crash
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainmen ... 606561.stm

US teen star Lindsay Lohan suffered minor injuries when a photographer crashed his car into hers, police said.
Los Angeles police said Galo Cesar Ramirez was pursuing Lohan, 18, and her 19-year-old passenger for a photograph.

Lindsay Lohan's Father Gets Up to 4 Years
http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/news ... om_hedsh2o

Teenage actress Lindsay Lohan's father was sentenced Friday to up to four years in prison on guilty pleas to a variety of crimes, including driving while impaired and attempted assault, a prosecutor said.

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts: An Expert Weighs In
And no, the expert isn't Starion!

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip ... 105582.php

Conclusion: "I tend to agree with the suggestion that breast implants have very likely been removed."

Lindsay Lohan has digital breast reduction for Disney film
http://www.southflorida.com/news/sfl-as ... -headlines

Teen actress Lindsay Lohan's breasts have been digitally reduced for forthcoming Disney film Herbie: Fully Loaded, to avoid offending family audiences. (2099net's comment:

)

Lindsay Lohan: Is She Erasing Her Freckles?
http://thebosh.com/archives/2005/05/lin ... an_i_2.php

Herbie: Fully Loaded star Lindsay Lohan on a quest to transform herself so that she'll be taken more seriously as an adult actresses has slimmed down (at 5'7", she's an alarming 112 lbs.), glammed up (she's bleached her trademark red locks ), and now, it looks like she's doing away with her freckles reports Celeb Weekly Star Magazine

Lindsay Lohan in Barbarella?
http://thebosh.com/archives/2005/05/lin ... an_i_1.php

After Jugs got an autograph, he asked what she's doing and she said 'Mission Impossible 3' with Tom Cruise and then a remake of an old Jane Fonda movie called 'Barbarella.'"

Lindsay Lohan Reveals That She Might Join "Mission Impossible 3"
http://www.teenhollywood.com/d.asp?r=98468&cat=1027

In an interview with "Access Hollywood," actress Lindsay Lohan reveals that she met with "Mission: Impossible 3" director J.J. Abrams regarding the possibility of starring in the film. The interview airs on "Access Hollywood," Tuesday, May 17, 2005.

Lindsay Lohan in Altman's Next
http://www.empiremovies.com/index.php?id=3271

Lohan will star alongside Streep and Woody Harrelson in Robert Altman's A Prairie Home Companion, a spin-off from Garrison Keillor's legendary U.S. radio variety show. John C. Reilly, Lily Tomlin and Maya Rudolph are also confirmed to star, with Kevin Kline in talks to join.

(2099Net's comment: Good Photo!)

Now go out there and read people! Bring back news for THE LOHAN REPORT!

Starion · Post by **Starion** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:27 pm

I love Lindsey's red locks and freckles.

Woah, she looks different in the BBC article "Actress Lohan hurt in car crash". Maybe I'm not used to seeing her with a hat. I'm glad she's doing ok now.

Bring back the old Lindsey!

I'm 5'8 and an alarming 112 pounds. Eek!

I gotta run now. Thanks for sharing the news 2099net.

I'm not an expert on chicken breasts. I just read a lot of books on anatomy and physiology.

RJKD23 · Post by **RJKD23** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:44 pm

Geez! Lohan sure has been busy! Very interesting articles you dig up, 2099net!

Of course, it's surely an interesting read..

Especially that breast reduction one. Poor girl. O_o

I'm 5'8 and an alarming 112 pounds. Eek!

Hey, you're similar to Audrey Hepburn!

Oops, I went off topic.

Go Lohan!

Post by **Luke** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:44 pm

Great Lohan news roundup, Netty, even if a number of those stories merit

. No IMDb news? The one place to rely on for the best and most accurate Lohan news must be slumping.

Starion · Post by **Starion** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:32 pm

I haven't heard much about Lindsay Morgan Lohan latey. I did catch the Saturday Night Live clip on the internet though.

FHM ranked her #10 of the sexiest 100 women in the world.

I hope Lindsay's mom is doing ok.

Isidour · Post by **Isidour** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:36 pm

Who could be offended by that actrees boobs?
I mean, is a driver with air bags included,what´s wrong about it?

2099net · Post by **2099net** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:31 am

Oh, it just jumps from family member to family member.

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#celeb5

Lindsay Lohan's uncle Paul Sullivan has been arrested for allegedly misusing a government loan. Sullivan's company the Ropa Group acts as exclusive agent for the Hyundai Motor Company to the United Nations, but vital trade was lost after the September 11th terrorist attacks - leading the business mogul to apply for a $1.5 million loan in an attempt to revive the company and its subsidiaries. The Ropa Group was granted a loan of $647,000 on the understanding that $98,000 would be used for working capital and $548,300 for outstanding debts and liabilities. However, the complaint alleges debtors were never paid, and that their endorsements on the checks had been faked. Sullivan, who was tried at US District Court in Central Islip, New York, was released on a $250,000 bond. Sullivan denied the charges, insisting, "Everything is fine. It's a misunderstanding."

Never, in my wildest dreams when I started the 'report' did I imagine one - frankly - rather insignificant actress could get so much press and have so much trouble with her family. Lindsay Lohan is a tabloid reporter's dream. Long shall she and her family reign!

ichabod · Post by **ichabod** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:46 am

Lohan Viciously attacked by Co-Star

LOS ANGELES -- Lindsay Lohan had a little run-in with Herbie, her Love Bug co-star in the new film, "Herbie: Fully Loaded."

Lohan plays Maggie Peyton, the new owner of No. 53, the freewheeling Volkswagen Beetle with a mind of its own. She puts the car through its paces on the road to becoming a NASCAR competitor.

When she shot the music video for her song "First" with Herbie, "the car just didn't stop," Lohan recently told reporters, according to AP Radio.

"The door flung open and hit me in the video and I kind of looked at Herbie and had to turn down the other way and then I felt the car rolling and not stopping." Lohan says Herbie ran over her foot.

Source: http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/mo ... -headlines

Even cars can't stand her!

ichabod · Post by **ichabod** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:48 am

Another piece of Lohan tacular news!

Unfortunately fellas you're never gonna sees Lohan's bits!

source: http://news.webindia123.com/news/showde ... ertainment

Actress Lindsay Lohan has said that she would never do a nude scene, because exposure is not needed to win an Oscar.

"You will never see me in a nude scene...Then there's no mystery for my private life," Fox News quoted Lohan as saying to Access Hollywood.

"I don't think that's what's needed to win an Oscar for me. Personally, I think there are other things you can do to show people you have talent," she said. (ANI)

Netty was particularly outraged at this news, although simply because Lohan forgot to use the ® in OSCAR®.

Wonderlicious · Post by **Wonderlicious** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:07 pm

Wow, those articles are just odd.

Herbie is about to bomb, and he's blaming teh Linzy for his failure at the box office. Wow, that sounds like something Lindsay would do. I wonder if Herbie will get a boob job and star in Disney teen flicks. But will Disney digitally edit the revealing car? Probably.

Timon/Pumbaa fan · Post by **Timon/Pumbaa fan** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:32 pm

WOW! Lindsey(or her family members) keep getting in the news. I'm not a fan of her but what did she do to have such cruel treatment.

Starion · Post by **Starion** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 1:47 pm

I'm glad Lindsey is ok after Herbie ran over her foot.

Alice · Post by **Alice** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:18 pm

Actress Lindsay Lohan has said that she would never do a nude scene, because exposure is not needed to win an Oscar.

"You will never see me in a nude scene...Then there's no mystery for my private life," Fox News quoted Lohan as saying to Access Hollywood.

"I don't think that's what's needed to win an Oscar for me. Personally, I think there are other things you can do to show people you have talent," she said. (ANI)

hmmmmmmmm..............while that is True, you don't NEED nudity, I don't believe her vow.

*Cut to Ten Years later*:

some Snotty News report Ten Years (or less) Later about the scene wrote: In Lindsay Lohan's new Movie, she will be doing a Nude Scene.

"Well" says Ms. Lohan, "the role requires me to do a Nude, Three-Way Bi-Sexual, Sex Orgy in which my Breasts must be exposed during the WHOLE sequence."

I mean didn't she say she'll NEVER die her hair any color??

dgfan2112 · Post by **dgfan2112** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:21 pm

Looks like she'll never have a boob job again.

Pasta67 · Post by **Pasta67** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 4:30 pm

Wow, a car tried to take her down. A car. Hopefully some of the oil leaked and changed her hair to another color.

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