Ban the User For Some Stupid Reason

[TheValentineBros]

Jules is banned for having the chicken cross the road.

[Jules]

TVB is banned for running over the chicken with a monster truck.

The chicken died. I will take care of the funeral arrangements.

[universALLove]

Banned because that chicken... was Chicken Little!

[Kraken Guard]

Banned, because nobody really cares about Chicken Little.


Ahh! I feel bad. But I am not interested in that movie.

[Jules]

Banned, because!

[Kraken Guard]

Banned, for not giving a proper excuse!

[TheValentineBros]

Kraken Guard is banned because Maleficent just kicked my ass!

[Jules]

TVB is banned because hamsters make love to sawdust.

[Disney's Divinity]

Jules is banned because I forgot to post in this thread for nearly a month.

[Jules]

The thread lives! Hallelujah.

You know, I was thinking of starting a similar thread named "Flatter the User For Some Stupid Reason". The next time I'm bored I might do just that.

So, Divinity as banned for not wearing rose-tinted glasses.

[TheValentineBros]

Jules is banned for saying, "Shrek is dreck," when in reality, "Shrek is love, Shrek is life!"

[Jules]

TVB is banned so Sacha Baron Cohen can have his way with him.

And dear Sacha will be wearing a mankini, just so you know.

[Dr Frankenollie]

Jules is banned so I can have my way with him.

You know, I was thinking of starting a similar thread named "Flatter the User For Some Stupid Reason". The next time I'm bored I might do just that.

I love that idea.

[Disney's Divinity]

Banned for having your way with somebody without Jules's permission.

[Kraken Guard]

Banned for having confused me for throwing apples at my monkeys!


Ahh, nonesense!

[Disney's Divinity]

Banned for having monkeys and not mentioning it sooner!

[Jules]

Banned because you refuted all offers from Joan Rivers -













... for a Looney Tunes vinyl handbag.

[TheValentineBros]

Jules is banned for being in a world's fair of kittens unannounced. NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! teh kitties, y tho?

[Jules]

You're banned because I didn't get that, lol.

I know it's shameful, but I'm not internet/meme-savvy.

[universALLove]

Banned for being such a naughty boy *said in Scar voice*