imaginary alternate takes

[Siren]

Jayden>Yeah, but perhaps he had a little too much faith in Frollo's faith. Afterall, even while raising Quasi, he never stopped hunting down gypsies. And all the Archdeacon had to do was talk to Quasi for 5 minutes and know Frollo was at the very least, emotionally abusing him.

Archdeacon: Has Judge Frollo taught you the ABCs?
Quasi: Oh yes...A, Abomination. B, Blasphemy. C, Contrition. D, Damnation. E, Eternal Damnation.



And Quasi seemed a little "head-shy", like when you raise your hand up to a dog and it cowers, you know it was hit before.

Overall, it didn't seem like the Archdeacon had even seen him since the night his mother was killed.


Besides, the whole part about this thread is to poke fun, not to nit-pick about the jokes and their accuracy.

[Wonderlicious]

Pinocchio:
After Pinoke became a real boy, good old Gepetto decided to try his luck again by making a good looking woman of pine...

Cinderella:
We discover why the glass slipper didn't turn back into a normal shoe when the clock struck twelve.

Mary Poppins:
Our favourite nanny is flying home to the little cloud she puts her make-up on, yet unfortunately flies over a hunting ground in the process and is mistaken for a duck.

Aladdin:
Aladdin and Jasmine fly over Agrabah on the magic carpet singing "A Whole New World", not noticing that they're slowly being sucked into a jet's engine.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame:
Ten minutes or so into the movie, Quasimodo accidently knocks the annoying gargoyles off the roof of Notre Dame and kills Froddo in the process, thus pretty much finishing the movie.

[yanya]

Lady And The Tramp

Upon returning from the Pet Shop, Aunt Sarah finds a car parked in front of Jim Dear and Darling's house emblazoned with the initials CPS (Child Protective Services). Turns out one of the neighbors heard "a baby cry" going unanswered and alerted the authorities. Aunt Sarah is taken into custody and charged with neglect and endangerment of a child. Si and Am are taken to the Humane Society, where they are eventually adopted out to seperate homes never to see one another again. Jim Dear and Darling return home, and face a lengthy court battle to retain custody of their child. Aunt Sarah meanwhile spends the next 5 years in prison with Martha Stewart.