Super Aurora wrote:I wouldn't George Lucas any of them.
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Off the top of my head, here are some changes I’d make to both the story and on the technical side of things:
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - I’d make Snow White’s design more attractive (she’s supposed to be the fairest one of all) and her voice less annoying.
Pinocchio -I would make Honest John and Gideon human characters. Even as a kid I questioned them being the only giant talking anthropomorphic characters in a world dominated by humans (Gideon and Figaro?). Also, I’d reanimate the overhead shot during the "Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee" number, as it wasn’t executed very well.
Fantasia - As perverted as it sound, I’d add nipples to the centaurs and centaurettes seen in “The Pastoral Symphony”. Seeing nothing there disturbs me, especially since the centaurs have no muscular definition that I can see of and their bodies are kind of too smoothed out (then look at Zues in that same sequence, full anatomy). I just find it weird. During “The Rite of Spring” sequence, I’d reanimate the sun/star the camera flies by during the beginning sequence, as the flames are just WAY TOO BIG and don’t give a proper sense of scale. I’d also reanimate the T-Rex (?) as he seems to be standing up a little too straight and not moving as realistically as the other dinos. Lastly, there is a shot during the extinction bit where an Apatosaurus moves it’s head from one water hole to another. It looks very awkward and I’d reanimate it.
Bambi - Probably would’ve worked on the transition from winter (mother’s death) to spring (“Twitterpated”) a little. It’s very jarring as it is. Also, would’ve liked to see Tumper’s death scene reinserted.
Beauty and the Beast - Tons and tons of re-animated scenes where characters are off model or just not animated well. I’d also like anywhere between 5-10 minutes of additional NON-MUSICAL time spent showing Belle and Beast falling in love (what I feel they should’ve done when they went back for the Special Edition instead adding yet another musical sequence).
The Lion King - This movie has it’s problems but nothing bothers me as much as the ending does. Gathering all the main characters, both good and bad, together during the climax for a comical final bout is an annoying cliche found in animated features that has become a pet peeve of mine. If that wasn’t enough, they use every trick in the book to make Scare and Simba’s slow motion bitch slapping contest as dramatic as possible. A convenient lightning bolt starting a convenient fire with a convenient rain washing it all away once their done? I understand color gives off certain feeling to a scene but Disney shoves it in your face. We get it, adding fire makes the action sequences more intense and having rain start up during a dramatic moment makes it all the more so.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame - Get rid of the gargoyles, nix Esmerelda’s “whacky” escape from Frollo after the Festival of Fools, make Quasimodo a mute, and change the ending to a less happy albeit more poetic one.
Mulan- I’d make China’s army WAY larger then it is in the movie, I’d get some better songs (“Reflection” is really the only one I like), and I’d nix the ‘teamwork’ ending (this particular criticism is shared with
The Emperor’s New Groove).
Fantasia 2000 - I’d add about 40 minutes of new sequences and ditch the celebrity introductions for the more traditional interstitials of the original.
Lilo & Stitch - As much as I love the opening sequence and understand it’s importance, I really feel the movie should start with Lilo swimming in the water. I’d like to have us (the audience) be just as confused as Nani is about Stitch. Then, when Jumba and Pleekly are around the campfire spying on Stitch (the mosquito and wig thing), they could exchange a few lines that would explain to us what’s going on. I know nothing will be as effective (or as thrilling) as the opening sequence is in showing Stitch’s intelligence and strength, but I think we would’ve gotten the idea after a few of his feats on Earth anyways.
Brother Bear - Should’ve went the original rout of having Michael Clarke Duncan as Kenai’s mentor and ditched Koda. Also, needed to be tougher on Phil Collins during the song selection and not just accept his
Tarzan rejects.
The Princess and the Frog - Collectively throughout the forums, I must’ve written a book on what should've to happened with this.
Rapunzel - I’d change the opening as I don’t like the way the prologue is told. I’d change the ending to having Flynn die for real (no magic tear). I’d change Rapunzel from getting a modern hairstyle when her hair is cut short to a more appropriate one. I’d make Gothel a two dimensional villain. Lastly, I’d have Menken write some decent songs.