lord-of-sith wrote:Escapay - Something hastily written and not thought through with no signs of a slightly humorous twist at the end.
This definitely has become one of my favorites in this thread!
Hmm...
Timon/Pumbaa Fan: I was at Wal-Mart yesterday, and they had
The Little Mermaid: Platinum Edition for only $9.44! With that kind of price, how could I
not pass it up? It must be a good movie for less than ten dollars! So when I got home, I slipped that baby right in the silver spinner and lay sprawled out with a glazed look over my face as I took in the wonder and the magic of one of Disney's best and most highly-regarded masterpieces! *sigh* I don't think I'll ever get enough of such rich and developed characters or their masterful story and songs. It's become my whole life, I now live and breathe for nobody but Ariel.
Aladdin from Agrabah: Yeah, those pictures I allegedly draw in paint? It's all done with
tracing paper and a scanner!
MadonnasManOne: OMG, guys, you will not
believe what sorry film I saw in theatres the other day! It's this really bad CGI flick about some stupid race car that gets stranded in some two-bit town in the middle of nowhere. Worst movie I've seen, and I can't believe I wasted a good $7 on two hours of my life I'll never get back. I should have stayed home and watched my DVD of
Chicken Little. God, that little guy is funny!
Loomis: (upon receiving word that pants have now become outlawed throughout the world) Great. That's just great. Once I decide to finally conform with everyone and go around wearing with the buggers, they decide to get rid of them! I think I'll put them on my head now out of spite.
Search Option: Guys! Guys! Too many of you are using me at once! I can't work *that* fast! Well, maybe I can, but when a thousand of you are all searching for "slipcover" at the same time, it clogs my systems! Okay, okay, we'll have a numbering system, like at the butchers. You'll go one at a time based on the numbers drawn. Now serving #44. 44, what would you like me to search? Okay...search for "lesbian spank inferno", all terms, topic title only, Off-Topic. Oh look, it's a topic by Jeff Murdoch!
A UD Review: This DVD blows. Go away.
BVHE-Rep: Starting in 2008, we will begin re-issuing all of our Out of Print titles in order for consumers who haven't picked them up to be able to do so, as well as to stop those e-bay scalpers from selling stuff like
Walt Disney Treasures: Silly Symphonies for $100 a pop and us not getting any profit from it. Also, we will no longer manufacture or distribute slipcovers as we finally have discovered they are more trouble than they are worth.
Escapay
