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Jules · Post by **Jules** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:05 pm

... flushed it down the toilet. Unfortunately the toilet became a black hole with its sucking action and everyone went down sewers ... and died. Then the toilet-turned-blackhole started budding into a lot of other toilets. (There was one which was electrically operated). The toilets started sucking themsleves inside each other and some lost their shape and started to look like a ceramic tuba. Apu's carcass had disintegrated and been digested by bacteria (which managed to live inside the black hole).

Then came Escapay, and Escapay loves Black Holes. He grabbed one and put it in his suitcase. Now Escapay did not know that these black holes were initially toilets, and suddenly, his suitcase blew up in an explosion of diahrroea. Escapay got away unscathed, but all the people that died now looked like chocolate-coated gingerbread men.

How will Escapay clean up the universe from all the feces and crap and save the day?

And ... um... revive Apu, and Cinder-elle and Jasmine...

Jasmine1022 · Post by **Jasmine1022** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:00 am

well, even though jasmine1022 was dead, she was disgusted that she was covered in POOP. she saw escapay looking around helplessly. then, he looked her way and he noticed her. she was particularly gross looking. he walked over to her, wiping the poop off of her.

'you look like jasmine1022. but...you're dead. how do i revive you?' and then, because he loves disney, he decided to kiss her. well, it worked. jasmine1022 was revived and DOUBLY disgusted because A) she's engaged and B) she doesn't like escapay in that way. it was then that she noticed she had thrown off all her clothes to get rid of the nastiness of being covered in poop. she ran behind escapay and was yelling at him for being a pervert. all of a sudden, a young man with long, messy hair turned the corner. he looked at jasmine1022 who squealed with delight--it was her fiance! she ran to him, butt-ass-naked, and they began to slobber all over each other. in order to not have to watch them, escapay began to kiss all the dead carcasses when....

Jules · Post by **Jules** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:21 pm

Jasmine realizes she's kissing danfrandes.

QueenRahel · Post by **QueenRahel** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:04 pm

hey julian i know where malta is....my best friends whole family is from there and lots still live there....

Jasmine1022 · Post by **Jasmine1022** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:19 am

but it's not danfrandes. it IS her fiance, jeremy, but she gets the illusion that it's danfrandes. so, she commits suicide. jeremy is very sad, and he decides to...

memnv · Post by **memnv** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:04 am

Have a party to cheer himself up. He invites......

The Tickler · Post by **The Tickler** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:19 am

"The Nanny" herself, Fran Drescher, who's always good for a laugh. Several UD members were also asked to attend. QueenRahel couldn't make it, though, because...

PS: I know where Malta is, too. My grandparents are from Southern Italy.

memnv · Post by **memnv** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:28 am

she was busy with her new job as a cheerleader for the Orlando Magic, but some of the members who made it were....

Jasmine1022 · Post by **Jasmine1022** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:44 pm

well, actually, only one came, escapay, because all the other UDers were still dead from julian carter's THIRD attempt at ending the world!! so....jeremy and escapay kinda stood there, staring at each other because they werent really close.

'look, jeremy, do you want me to kiss her to bring her back?' escapay asked. jeremy thought long and hard.

'alright,' he said with a sigh. so, escapay and jasmine1022 kissed once more and she came back to life. however, jeremy was UPSET with jasmine1022 because....

memnv · Post by **memnv** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:48 pm

of her crush on danfrandes, jeremy decides it is time to....

Jasmine1022 · Post by **Jasmine1022** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:54 pm

either get married or leave jasmine. so, he and jasmine1022 go off into an intimate place to have this serious conversation. when they come out, they announce that they just got married.

'um, how?' escapay asked.

'well,' jasmine1022 begins. 'there were these two corpses right next to us. they were of a married couple, so we decided to steal their rings and use them as OUR wedding rings. OH, we have another announcement!' she looked at jeremy.

'she's pregnant,' he said.

'are you sure it's yours?' escapay asked. jeremy's face fell.

jasmine1022 turned to him and told him that it was indeed his!!! escapay, however, was skeptical. he wanted to know right then and there. so he...

memnv · Post by **memnv** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:10 pm

had a blood test and found out it was really danfrandes baby and that the marriage wasnt legal since there was no justice of the peace, Jasmine was all upset and decided to try out for the school.....

Jules · Post by **Jules** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:17 pm

...stamp-collecting competition, which was cancelled as the world had died at least 3 times already. Then came Maleficent. She wiped the poop off her glowing green ball thingy, and cast a curse on Jasmine's baby. She said that Mayorina (Jasmine's child) will prick her ear on an earring when she's precisely 317 years old and die.

Jasmine was so mad that she picked up some poop from the ground (or space?) and threw it at Maleficent. In fact, she and Maleficent had a poop fight.

In the meantime, Escapay was watching, until he got hit square on the chest with a poop ball. He bared his teeth and squashed Maleficent with a giant poop mound measuring about 500 - 800 metres in diameter. Needless to say, Maleficent was er ... poop dead.

Then came Ursula, and tried to squirt the dead Maleficent with some fresh ink. However, her ink generators were clogged up with poop, and instead, she drowned in her own poop. Then the poop became toxic and everybody died again - including Escapay.

Enter the time-travelling head honcho of Space - Poop Man, a large piece of poop that could change colour at will.

memnv · Post by **memnv** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:31 pm

Turns out Poop Man was wearing a coustume and was really none other than Julian Carter, the evil disney fan who is always trying to destroy the universe. When he realizes heis all alone he starts to .....

Jules · Post by **Jules** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:39 pm

...act out Yzma's role from The Empror's New Groove.

Oh! How I love that movie! When I was alone in space it was bliss ... until I suddenly spotted Jasmine and Escapay's ghosts coming toward me. "uh oh", I thought. Escapay grabbed me from my throat and strangled me. The blood was seeping out of my mouth and my eyes were rolling wildly in all directions. Escapay's ghost proceeded to wrap me up in the Poop Man costume and throw me to the sharks (which are miraculously still alive ... even after the Apocalypse. Talk about a paradox).

I was then eaten. I don't know what happened to my head. I think one of the sharks ate it and crapped it 20 hours later.

memnv · Post by **memnv** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:44 pm

and the head turned into a new version of Anastasia so bradhig can complain it makes him sick. With the death of Julian "poop man" the world started to come back together like nothing ever happened. Then....

Jules · Post by **Jules** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:53 pm

I came back to life! turns out Jasmine came to give me a kiss and all my severed, partially-digested body parts came back together. Anastasia had to misfortune of turning back into my head ... and at this point, bradhig wanted to murder me. Furthermore, Once Upon a December was playing continuously in by brain like a cracked record. I needed help. Who would come to my help? bradhig was out for the kill. Escapay was looking murderous. It was only in Jasmine that I saw a bit of compassion. Apu magically materialized when Jasmine wept for my sorry state. She begger memnv to not kill me off in his next post.

*sob* get me a handkerchief...

Suddenly appeared Jeffrey Katzenberg in his purple Milka cow form. Since I am the one responsible for all that happened to him (it was my idea to make him the Milka cow), and since I am the one who made him look kinda stupid on the film poster, as a crapping cow (very proud of that

), he had murder in his eyes.

So ... rundown ... who is trying to kill me?

1) Escapay
2) bradhig
3) Jeffrey Katzenberg
4) (possibly) memnv, through his computer keyboard

Luke HELP! (and Jasmine).

To be continued!

memnv · Post by **memnv** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:00 pm

Out of no where Luke appears and say "THIS HAS TO STOP JULIAN IS TO IMPORTANT TO THIS SITE, BUT JULIAN NEEDS TO STOP BLOWING UP THE UNIVERSE" so every one calms down a little and Julian puts his guard down, then out of the blue Luke puts the Smackdown on Julian ans chops his head off, the he starts laughing and pointing his finger at the decapatated Julian, and next Thing you know Luke is removing a mask and it turns out Luke was really.......

Jasmine1022 · Post by **Jasmine1022** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:12 pm

memnv · Post by **memnv** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:14 pm

You killed my Baby Julian and I will never forgive you for that then she goes and looks for....

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