The Bandwidth-Wasting Luke-Please-Close Thread!

[Yuki]

okay...would loomis understand if I said this:

the candy was shaped like a bee, the outside was chocolate, while the inside was cheese. And--if you pay an additional 50 yen, you can even get some peanut butter to smear on your piece of sugary candy.

Does that piece of candy sound tantalyzing? Each candy you eat provocatively leading you to the next succulent bite???

sounds DELICIOUS to me

[Loomis]

okay...would loomis understand if I said this:

the candy was shaped like a bee, the outside was chocolate, while the inside was cheese. And--if you pay an additional 50 yen, you can even get some peanut butter to smear on your piece of sugary candy.

Does that piece of candy sound tantalyzing? Each candy you eat provocatively leading you to the next succulent bite???

sounds DELICIOUS to me

Mmmm.....candy cheese chocolate....ooohhhhhh.......

Yeah, I was have trouble following until Yuki added the additional detail.

It all became deliciously clear...

[AwallaceUNC]

Yay, I can tell the two apart again. Thanks for the avatar change

I would be remiss not to throw in another Amy Grant lyric before we hit our approaching 10 page goal.
"Every heartbeat bares your name, loud and clear, they stake my claim. My red blood runs true blue, and every heartbeat belongs to you!"

-Aaron

[Loomis]

Yay, I can tell the two apart again. Thanks for the avatar change

I would be remiss not to throw in another Amy Grant lyric before we hit our approaching 10 page goal.
"Every heartbeat bares your name, loud and clear, they stake my claim. My red blood runs true blue, and every heartbeat belongs to you!"

-Aaron

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that you are an Amy grant fan, right?

Just a guess....

[Satoshi]

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that you are an Amy grant fan, right?

Just a guess....

Now now Loomis, don't hurt yourself by thinking too hard.

Food is good.

[Sekaino Jasmine]

Hey, Loomis! What does this mean?

SCRUB A DUB DUB QUACK ARGH QUIT CALLING ME!

...I came across it in a book titled "Polite Phrases to Use When Trying to Speak the Utterly Insane Language 'Loomis'".

It didn't give the translations for each phrase, though...seems a bit "loomy", don't you think?

Hey, is there any way to get "loomtacular" and other Loomis related words into the dictionary? o_O

[Loomis]

Now now Loomis, don't hurt yourself by thinking too hard.

Food is good.

Hurting makes my brain hurt.

Food is good.

Satoshi know Loomis. Satoshi friend.

Does Satoshi HAVE food?

Hey, Loomis! What does this mean?

SCRUB A DUB DUB QUACK ARGH QUIT CALLING ME!

It means (roughly): "I'm sorry, sir [it would be a single DUB and no ARGH in the feminine use of the verb]. Although you are a rather nice person, and I share your obsession for cheese, cows and bees, I cannot date you at this time for I am planning to wash my duck this weekend".

...I came across it in a book titled "Polite Phrases to Use When Trying to Speak the Utterly Insane Language 'Loomis'".

It didn't give the translations for each phrase, though...seems a bit "loomy", don't you think?

Yes, I penned that in the late 80s. I have an abandoned airplane hanger where I keep the unsold copies.

Hey, is there any way to get "loomtacular" and other Loomis related words into the dictionary? o_O

The best way is to get it into common usage. Start using it, and get all your friends and family (and encourage them to do the same) to start using it. Then the world will be truly....Loomtacular!

[jambo*rafiki]

Yes, I penned that in the late 80s. I have an abandoned airplane hanger where I keep the unsold copies.

OOOH! OOH! CAN I HAVE ONE?????
And does it come with the free stuff you were offering last time?

[Yuki]

If we each had a copy of that Loomtacular book of yours...
We would all become Loomtacular, right?
And if we all became Loomtacular...then we'd all be in your academy...
Then we'd all be crazy------------

Then there wouldn't be any more cheese in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHH!!!!!!!! Burn those books of yours, they will only send forth the destruction of the moon made of cheese---and destroying the moon would destroy the earth!
Destroying the earth would destroy us!!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sekaino Jasmine]

Yes, I penned that in the late 80s. I have an abandoned airplane hanger where I keep the unsold copies.

OOOH! OOH! CAN I HAVE ONE?????
And does it come with the free stuff you were offering last time?

I found mine in an abandoned circus tent. It was kind of old and dusty, and a few pages were torn and missing, but otherwise, it's one of my most-prized possessions because it is so interesting...

I mean, uh, it's loomtacular!

[Loomis]

Then there wouldn't be any more cheese in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHH!!!!!!!! Burn those books of yours, they will only send forth the destruction of the moon made of cheese---and destroying the moon would destroy the earth!
Destroying the earth would destroy us!!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I not only understand, but I approve of your logic.

I think it is a sounf theory and we all have a right to be really scared right now.

The absence of cheese! It is something that will effect us all, and I say we take action now.

Right now the campign is focused on the Preservation of Cheese and Related Susbastances. For this we need to raise fund. I suggest enrolling in one of the many fine courses I offer (you pay more than you get anyways). However, membership will no longer include a free cheese sample, given the shortage we will soon face.

Copies of the Loomtacular Dictionary have been suspended until further notice, as they may incite further cheese wastage,

(NB: Don't you love how a thread about ignoring stuff has become entirely focused on ME. Speaks volumes. Hee hee hee...).

[Yuki]

Well, d'uh Loomis!
Of course it's centered upon you!
You're apart of such an interesting unit of species!

[Loomis]

Well, d'uh Loomis!
Of course it's centered upon you!
You're apart of such an interesting unit of species!

I've never been called a unit of species before.

I THINK I should feel complimented, but I'm not entirely sure...

[Yuki]

Well, d'uh Loomis!
Of course it's centered upon you!
You're apart of such an interesting unit of species!

I've never been called a unit of species before.

I THINK I should feel complimented, but I'm not entirely sure...

Well, I think that normal people would feel very much offended after hearing this...
...but you?...hmmm, that's another story...

[Loomis]

I've never been called a unit of species before.

I THINK I should feel complimented, but I'm not entirely sure...

Well, I think that normal people would feel very much offended after hearing this...
...but you?...hmmm, that's another story...

Normal? Normal doesn't come into it, dear Yuki.

You are talking about Loomis here!

Loomis is someone who quite often refers to himself in the third person.

Loomis is as Loomis does.

[Sekaino Jasmine]

If Loomis is a unit of species, then what the heck am I?

I think a world without cheese would be unbearable, too! I love Cheetos! How can I live without them? I mean, they're dangerously cheesy!

Blah, blah, blah...a thread about nothing...blah, blah, blah.

Here, I will now use every emoticon available:



I didn't forget any, did I?

Blah, blah, blah...a thread about nothing...blah, blah, blah.

[michelle]

You know, I sense this bizzare psycho chemistry here ...

Has Loomis finally lured someone to his mousetrap?

Must be all that cheese he has stored in his wardrobe ...

Tune in next week when this thread hits Page 10 and the banter heats up. Will Yuki be sucked into Loomis' web of insanity? Will Luke finally realise this thread is eating up his bandwidth? *dramatic music plays*

[Sekaino Jasmine]

Tune in next week when this thread hits Page 10 and the banter heats up. Will Yuki be sucked into Loomis' web of insanity? Will Luke finally realise this thread is eating up his bandwidth? *dramatic music plays*

Ah, Yuki's not that stupid!

Actually, I think Loomis is a pretty normal guy who's just pretending that he's not to get some attention.

[Yuki]

You know, I sense this bizzare psycho chemistry here ...

Has Loomis finally lured someone to his mousetrap?

Must be all that cheese he has stored in his wardrobe ...

Tune in next week when this thread hits Page 10 and the banter heats up. Will Yuki be sucked into Loomis' web of insanity? Will Luke finally realise this thread is eating up his bandwidth? *dramatic music plays*

"WILL YUKI BE SUCKED INTO LOOMIS'S WEB OF INSANITY???"
Hmmm...that's a good question, one that can only be answered by Loomis, kind of insanity!
Loomis, oh great Loomis, King of Loomtacular Insanity, please tell me--
Will I be sucked into your web of insanity?
Yes, no? Maybe so?

[Loomis]

You know, I sense this bizzare psycho chemistry here ...

Has Loomis finally lured someone to his mousetrap?

Must be all that cheese he has stored in his wardrobe ...

Tune in next week when this thread hits Page 10 and the banter heats up. Will Yuki be sucked into Loomis' web of insanity? Will Luke finally realise this thread is eating up his bandwidth? *dramatic music plays*

Hey, don't start rumour like that! It was not that long ago people spoke of a chemistry between the two Sydney-siders. And that is just gross.

And don't ruin my plan to lure an innocent into my world of cheese and deceit. If Luke finds out about this web of wackiness I've concocted in the Off Topic forum, he may cut me off for good. Then where would you all be? Loomisless, that's where! I mean....the horror!