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Sekaino Jasmine · Post by **Sekaino Jasmine** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:35 pm

...Isn't my being a member of this forum strange enough to get into your academy, Loomis?

Wait...page 7? YAY!

Loomis · Post by **Loomis** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:39 pm

MickeyMouseboy wrote:OMG! I gave it away! I better start putting all my files and important things in my vault since they know where i am!

Remember that cyanide pill I gave you for a rainy day? Guess what, it's raining...

NB: MBB - DON'T kill youself (just let THEM think you have). Hee hee hee...the perfect crime...

Sekaino Jasmine wrote:...Isn't my being a member of this forum strange enough to get into your academy, Loomis?

no, I'm looking for something extra special. Something....Loomtacular.

Sekaino Jasmine · Post by **Sekaino Jasmine** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:43 pm

Loomis wrote:No, I'm looking for something extra special. Something....Loomtacular.

Hey, 'loomtacular' is a word!

Therefore, it's impossible to be loomtacular!

Escapay · Post by **Escapay** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:47 pm

Highlight the emoticon. Is it just me, or does it look like it goes from happy to sick when it's highlighted?

Escapay

Sekaino Jasmine · Post by **Sekaino Jasmine** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:55 pm

Escapay wrote:

Highlight the emoticon. Is it just me, or does it look like it goes from happy to sick when it's highlighted?

Escapay

That's funny! You're so weird!

Tangela · Post by **Tangela** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:58 pm

Wow! Seven pages of useless posts! Woo-hoo!

Yuki · Post by **Yuki** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:02 pm

Here, instead of a useless one, here's an important one::::::

My kitty cat is like Daivd Bowie!
My kitty cat is the best!
My kitty cat rules!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Am I loomtacular enough??? Hope not, I tried to keep down my 'loominess')

Loomis · Post by **Loomis** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:06 pm

Escapay wrote:Highlight the emoticon. Is it just me, or does it look like it goes from happy to sick when it's highlighted?

Do you think there is a subliminal thing going on there? That is so weird...

Yuki wrote:Here, instead of a useless one, here's an important one::::::

My kitty cat is like Daivd Bowie!
My kitty cat is the best!
My kitty cat rules!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Am I loomtacular enough??? Hope not, I tried to keep down my 'loominess')

Never try to keep down your loominess - one can never be Loomtacular enough. It is the only way into my Fame-style academy.

Sekaino Jasmine · Post by **Sekaino Jasmine** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:23 pm

You know, there's on guy I know that is extremely loomy. I mean, he's so loomy that he'd probably make into that strange academy thing of Loomtacular people.

Here, let me try to be loomtacular:

So, yesterday, I walking. I don't know where I was walking to, I just was. Anyway, I was walking because I left my rollerblades at home, and I hate running, so I was walking. Then, I saw this really tall building that, like, touched the sky! I stood staring at it for hours...it really did look like it was touch the sky, which was dark and gray, but the way. Elephants are also gray. I like elephants. I think they're cool...although, this strange elephant is pink:

. I hate the color pink. It's too...pretty. I also hate spiders. They're scary! This guy I know is also scary. He's pretty loomy, to tell you the truth. Yeah, I know "loomy" isn't a real word. Another word that's not real is "murple", which is a word I made up to rhyme with "purple". It means "idiot". I hope to get into a dictionary someday since purple doesn't have a rhyme yet. Orange, silver, and month don't either, by the way, which I think is weird. So, I made up "lorange" for orange, which means "move around awkwardly", "jilver" for "silver", which means "fantastic", and "dunth" for "month", which means teacher. "Jilver" is my favorite of these words because it's cool. Another thing that's cool is Disney! Disney is great, isn't it? I've love it so much! I also love Japanese stuff because it is cool...but as for Shigeru from Pocket Monsters, I hate him. He's so mean to my favorite shounen! Another person that's mean is this one girl. She's really mean. I try to be nice to her, but she won't give me a break...Speaking of "giving a break", I like Kit Kat bars! I also like-

...Oh, wait...I was talking about my walk, wasn't I? Sorry...You're right, Loomis. I'm not loomtacular enough.

I guess I can't be in that academy...

Satoshi · Post by **Satoshi** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:31 pm

Jasmine, I think maybe you're so Loomtacular that Loomis is afraid that you're soon going to surpass him as the Loomtaculist person around and he doesn't want to admit it.

BTW, I'm sleepy. *falls over*

Sekaino Jasmine · Post by **Sekaino Jasmine** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:22 am

Satoshi wrote:Jasmine, I think maybe you're so Loomtacular that Loomis is afraid that you're soon going to surpass him as the Loomtaculist person around and he doesn't want to admit it.

BTW, I'm sleepy. *falls over*

...I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not...

Loomis · Post by **Loomis** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:28 am

Satoshi wrote:Jasmine, I think maybe you're so Loomtacular that Loomis is afraid that you're soon going to surpass him as the Loomtaculist person around and he doesn't want to admit it.

BTW, I'm sleepy. *falls over*

Hee hee hee...spot on, Satoshi....

I was thinking while I was reading that "We have a new King of the Looms".

I tip my hat to you, Sekaino J. You are truly Loomtacular. Rather than accept a position at the Academy (as I have nothing more to teach you) would you like to co-chair the business?

But to prove my Loominity, I submit this:

You know the Bee? Why does he sting? He wants to love! Yes! he comes down and he try to love you, but he does not know how! So he stings because he tries to love you, and it hurts you (because love hurts), and the bee flies away thinking he has just loved, but because he stings he DIES! He does from love! That is sad! But because he die from love there is some happy, and all the other animals come around and they love and they are friends so they drink lemonade.

The End

See! You can't keep a good Loom (loon?) down.

And believe it or not, I based a short film script on the above concept (Copyright 2003, Sydney

).

Sekaino Jasmine · Post by **Sekaino Jasmine** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:38 am

Loomis wrote:I tip my hat to you, Sekaino J. You are truly Loomtacular. Rather than accept a position at the Academy (as I have nothing more to teach you) would you like to co-chair the business?

Me? Co-chair? I don't know what to say!

I'm loomtacular? Um...is that good?

michelle · Post by **michelle** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:43 am

Loomis wrote:You know the Bee? Why does he sting? He wants to love! Yes! he comes down and he try to love you, but he does not know how! So he stings because he tries to love you, and it hurts you (because love hurts), and the bee flies away thinking he has just loved, but because he stings he DIES! He does from love! That is sad! But because he die from love there is some happy, and all the other animals come around and they love and they are friends so they drink lemonade.

What kind of weird alternate universe have I wandered into now?

It must be really screwed up since I found that utterly hilarious and fell on the floor.

There must be something in the restricted water down here ... or maybe that mouldy cheese I found ...

You see! Now you've got me making weird cheese references!

I gotta stop walking into that cupboard!

Loomis · Post by **Loomis** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:55 am

michelle wrote:
What kind of weird alternate universe have I wandered into now?

It must be really screwed up since I found that utterly hilarious and fell on the floor.

The Loomiverse?

I'm glad you liked it though...I'll have to send you that script one day.

And yes, it is the "penalties apply" restricted water we have. Have you dobbed anyone in yet, michelle?

MickeyMouseboy · Post by **MickeyMouseboy** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:02 am

Hey I can speak Loomis!

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...................MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU DDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG???????????????

Loomis · Post by **Loomis** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:20 am

MickeyMouseboy wrote:Hey I can speak Loomis!

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...................MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU DDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG???????????????

For those not in the know, that translates (roughly) into English (you language) as:

"Greetings, friend Loomis. How are you on this fine evening? Would you care to partake in a cheese related beverage?"

To which I might respond:

MOOOOO! GRRR ARGH GRRR.....BUSY BUSY BEE!

Which translates (again, this is roughly) to:
"No, now you are just being silly, MMB. But feel free to take this pamphlet with you on the way out".

MickeyMouseboy · Post by **MickeyMouseboy** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 1:39 am

::Takes cow as a souvenir:: Thanks Loomis!

Yuki · Post by **Yuki** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:24 am

You guys are crazy, that's why I like here!
I FINALLY BELONG SOMEWHERE!

Hey! Guess what? Just the other day, I was at Jusco, and they were giving out these free japanese candies! And since you are not supposed to take free japanese candies in japan because sometimes they put something in the candy that you get addicted to...And then you'll always want that piece of candy...and then you'll spend all of your money for that piece of candy...and then you'll have to work harder instead of your normal 'just do it enough so it get's done' work so that you'll have more money...and then you'll get compliments from your co-workers, and then you'll get promoted, and since you were used to working differently before, you now are just a rookie at your promotion, therefore you'll spend all of your money because you are celebrating that you got promoted, and guess what you spend it on? that's right, japanese candy! And then you run out of money, so then you need to work hard again to get more money, and then it starts all over again!
anyway I'm getting off topic, after they offered me a piece of candy, I said no thank-you, and then they stared at me, and then I remembered that I spoke english and they did not understand, then I sat there confused because I forgot how to say no thank you in japanese, and then I remembered so I said, "Arigatou, kekkou desu.", and then they insisted that I take one again, and I refused again. And then I started to walk away...but then I quickly turned around and took a mouthful of candy.
...now I just wonder why I am out of money.
and then I wanted to get into Loomis's academy, but failed, but after hard work I finally was able to get a job there, so then I got enough money to buy for candy!
...that's where I am today, and I still need money for Japanese candy...

jambo*rafiki · Post by **jambo*rafiki** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 6:27 am

Disclaimer: Loomis may not understand the above statement, as it does not involve cheese, cows, or bees and is not written in his language. Therefore, if he starts babbling incoherently . . . you have been warned.
Edit: Just out of curiousity . . . was the candy cheese-flavored?

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