The Scenario Game

Jack Skellington · Post by **Jack Skellington** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:00 am

I don't know if I'd do anything, I might get a cage and an acorn to take it to the vet, if I wasn't too far-away from home, but I know that you shouldn't try to help a wild animal when it's injured, since they might think your the source of their pain and attack you.

Your worst enemy just had his/her friends kick him/her out of their car, and you happen to be driving by.

PrincePhillipFan · Post by **PrincePhillipFan** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:25 pm

I'd be tempted to laugh at them, but I'd probably give them a ride and try to help them.

One of your friends gives you a fly swatter for your birthday.

Jack Skellington · Post by **Jack Skellington** » Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:19 pm

I'd wait for his birthday and I'd give him rat poison as a gift.

You eat at KFC a lot (like I used to), but you see this website and clip.

http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/

blackcauldron85 · Post by **blackcauldron85** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:58 am

I will refuse to go on that website, because I don't want to see animals being hurt. I only occassionally eat at KFC, and ironically, the chicken isn't the best part- the biscuits are, and then the side dishes (oh, KFC coleslaw, how I love you so). Sometimes I wonder why I'm not a vegetarian. But meat is yummy, sorry.

You find bugs in all the food in your cabinets.

zackisthewalrus · Post by **zackisthewalrus** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:35 am

I'd probably throw out all of the food and call the exterminator. It's not stuff I can't replace.

Your favorite possession is being ruined by a child you're watching over.

blackcauldron85 · Post by **blackcauldron85** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:35 am

Scream at the child to give it to me and tell them how bad they are and that they shouldn't touch other people's things. I can get pretty mad. It's the Italian, Irish, & German sides fighting inside of me.

You walk into the kitchen, and your visiting cousin pours a bottle of maple syrup over you.

zackisthewalrus · Post by **zackisthewalrus** » Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:23 am

If you knew my cousin, you'd do the following too: I'd punch them and tell them to leave because they annoy me so freakin' much and I can't believe we're blood related. Yes, I do dislike my cousin that much. Haha.

Your doorbell rings, and you open it to see Paul McCartney standing there saying that his car broke down.

blackcauldron85 · Post by **blackcauldron85** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:54 pm

I would freak out inside, help him, and then call everyone I know and tell them. Especially my parents, because I think my dad would be jealous!!! I would love for Paul McCartney to come to my house. Wow.

You're in a potato sack race, and the person next to you knocks you over, and that person wins.

zackisthewalrus · Post by **zackisthewalrus** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:00 am

I'd call cheating and ask for a rematch.

You wake up and realize that you're late for your (insert someone your related to's) wedding.

Wonderlicious · Post by **Wonderlicious** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:35 pm

À la Hugh Grant at the beginning of Four Weddings and a Funeral, use a lot of a certain word beginning with "F" and race to the church.

You walk in on two of your best friends getting jiggy with it.

blackcauldron85 · Post by **blackcauldron85** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:59 am

I would dance and sing along with them. I at least used to know all the words to that song!

(I know, I know...but this is a family-friendly forum!!!

)

You're having a dinner party and you invited a lot of friends. You're doing all the cooking, but the meal you spent hours preparing gets burned in the oven.

Jack Skellington · Post by **Jack Skellington** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:04 am

I'd quickly call a restaurant and order take-out.

You're touring a city which doesn't use signs to show which toilet belongs to which gender, and uses words instead. So you enter and find yourself in the wrong toilet.

blackcauldron85 · Post by **blackcauldron85** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:21 am

I would back out slowly and go to the girls' room!

You are visiting a petting farm and bend down to tie your loose shoe. A goat snatches the shoe before you're able to tie it and the goat starts eating it.

zackisthewalrus · Post by **zackisthewalrus** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:34 pm

I'd try to grab it from the goat because no one messes with my shoes. Haha

Simple one: You take a DVD back to Blockbuster only to realize when you get home that the disc is still in the DVD player.

Jack Skellington · Post by **Jack Skellington** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:39 am

I'd go back home, get the DVD, and return it.

You find out that you only have one day to live.

zackisthewalrus · Post by **zackisthewalrus** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:39 pm

That's a toughie. Knowing me, I'd probably be really sad, and I'd say goodbye to my family and friends.

The test results come back, and you're HIV-positive.

blackcauldron85 · Post by **blackcauldron85** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:37 am

Cry bucketfuls of tears, and curse the guy that gave it to me. And then cry some more.

You are almost all the way up climbing the stairs to the Statue of Liberty, when someone has a heart attack.

zackisthewalrus · Post by **zackisthewalrus** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:41 am

I'd call 911, and try to find people who could help.

You're watching a horror movie when, all of a sudden, a little freaky looking girl starts crawling out of your TV.

blackcauldron85 · Post by **blackcauldron85** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:52 pm

Scream like the girl I am, hope that my dogs are around to protect me, and get the f*** outta there! And hopefully call the cops!

You go into a public bathroom and made sure to look underneath the stall to make sure no one's feet were visible (you know, so you know the stall is empty without having to awkwardly knock), and you open it, only to find a short person in it...

zackisthewalrus · Post by **zackisthewalrus** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:38 pm

I'd freak out and be like, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry," and look for a different stall or wait.

You find your pet peeing on your favorite jacket/hoodie/etc.

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