4th Annual UD Forum Awards - CEREMONY

[Mason_Ireton]

I'm the Charlie Chaplin of this generation, hopefuly I'll be like him someday. *buys Jasmine/Prue a drink* It's on me girls enjoy yourseleves please.

[Chernabog_Rocks]

*Come in out of breath* You think this place would be easier to find, I thought you had to take a left at Bald Mountain, but that just takes you to Chernabogs place (House of Villains fans should know what I mean). *Moseys on over to talk with Jasmine and find out what I missed*

[Jasmine1022]

Thanks for the drink, Mason. How did you know that I was in the mood for a peach daquiri?! Lol

And now that Chernabog_Rocks is sitting next to me, I'm not lonely!!! (I know that Julian is here, but he's all the way across the room )

[Jules]

Hey Jasmine! I'm sitting next to you! I went and asked the usher if I could change my seat number, and being Winnie the Pooh, he agreed as long as I bought him a pot of hunny, which I did.

I am now in seat 300,987,356 B#2.

So now we're me, Jasmine and Chernabog_Rocks in one row. I think we should be expecting Prudence, Mason and ichabod in this same row, not to mention Joan Rivers.

The awards have started, but the venue is still very empty. The red carpet is still clean. More people need to discover this thread.

By the way, Escapay has yet to deliver his acceptance speech. Luke has commented on his win already, and I assume that Off-Topic has yet to gain vocal powers.

[Jasmine1022]

I think we should be expecting Prudence, Mason

I don't know where they are sitting, but they're together, somewhere....

And I'm really glad to have you by my side

[Mason_Ireton]

We're sittingb next to you blokes Jasmine, *chuckles* and we're not followed by Joan Rivers more like...a certain mallard *Sees Donald mumbling bout the lack of a full house*

[ichabod]

Well folks, you knew it was coming, I'm joined here by award winner, sheesh, I can't believe this jackass won again.

Off topic forum: Who you callin' a jack-ass!

Joan: You, ya big freakin waste of space.

Off-topic forum: Oh really, well if I'm such a waste of space, how come I won the golden Mickey again? For the third time in a row!

Joan: To torture me, that's why! You seriously think people that visit this hole, give a crap about you! They only vote for you every year because they know I'll have to interview you and we'll have a giant bust-up like always!

Off-topic forum: Whatever, all I know is that if they carry on at this rate, soon I'll have more golden Mickey's than you have plastic surgery scars!

Joan: Listen here, wise-ass! I made mincemeat out of Briggitte Nielsen and I'll do the same with you!

Off-topic forum: Are you forgetting what I did to you back in 2005? Clam up old woman and accept that I was chosen, for this award fair and square!

Joan: Yeah, and by who? And bunch of no hope, sad cases who spend their time on the internet comparing how the detail on Cinderella's dress changes between sequels, puh-lease!

Off-topic forum: Well I wouldn't be so judgemental, you made a career out of looking at detail on dresses.

Joan: Why I'm gonna...

(Joan lashes out wildly at off-topic forum and they begin brawling on the floor)

Off-topic forum: Oww, my emoticons!

Joan: Take that you wise-ass!

(Joan gets up looking very bedraggled and turns to camera)

So there you have it folks, your winner, the winner chosen by you wonderful wonderful and not at all sad UD members. I showed that guy who was boss.

(Unbeknownst to Joan, Off-topic forum sneaks up behind her plotting his revenge)

Off-topic forum: I'm gonna shove this golden Mickey right where the sun don't...



Joan: J-join.. me..l-later!

Is there a doctor in the house?

[Jules]

Luke has commented on his win already, and I assume that Off-Topic has yet to gain vocal powers.

Seems I was proven wrong. Seems Off-Topic has vocal powers and a damned badass attitude to go along with it.

ichabod ... hmmm.

[Dottie]

So, now that I changed my seat too after Julian and all the others left their row, I'm back in your row and enjoying the awards. Where's blackcauldron85? At the bar?
I hope the next category will be announced soon.

[Mason_Ireton]

I agree, oh well, I don't mind waiting tommorow. Expect the unexpected.

[Isidour]

I would like to stay but I'm kind of littl busy so off I go....again
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But this time I walk...I don't want to burn another muppet...or do I?....

[MadonnasManOne]

I've been occupying my seat since the ceremony started. I have to say, my butt has never been so tired. In fact, it was less sore setting at a screening of all three Lord of the Rings films (Extended Cuts)!

At this rate, we'll conclude this ceremony, just in time to vote for the awards, next year. Where, oh where, is Aaron?

[Jasmine1022]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........now let's see, who can be my pillow......Julian? *Jasmine falls alseep on Julian in a position that makes him really uncomfortable, which brings her great amusement!*

[Princess Stitch]

I've been occupying my seat since the ceremony started. I have to say, my butt has never been so tired. In fact, it was less sore setting at a screening of all three Lord of the Rings films (Extended Cuts)!

At this rate, we'll conclude this ceremony, just in time to vote for the awards, next year. Where, oh where, is Aaron?

First of all, WOW! you must need to use the bathroom!

Second, I did the same thing for LOTR when the third movie came out there was a festival in downtown Toronto called Gathering of the Fellowship that lasted 3 days. They showed a screaning of the extended versions of the first two films followed by Return of the King.

Third.. wow.. this is longer than the oscars!

[blackcauldron85]

Oh, here I am. I've become best friends with the caterer, and he brings me whatever my heart desires...mostly McDonald's. And then we go outside and play some badminton. Everyone is welcome to join us. We eat, we play, we see if an award was given out. Rinse and repeat.

[Mason_Ireton]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz........now let's see, who can be my pillow......Julian? *Jasmine falls alseep on Julian in a position that makes him really uncomfortable, which brings her great amusement!*

*Laughs heartly* Don't worry Julian, Jasmine did the same thing to moi too but I turned the tides on her. *Gives Jasmine an actual pillow and blanket*

[Jasmine1022]

*Laughs heartly* Don't worry Julian, Jasmine did the same thing to moi too but I turned the tides on her. *Gives Jasmine an actual pillow and blanket*

*puts blanket on, playfully smacks mason in the head with the pillow*

[Jules]

COMMENCE PILLOW FIGHT!!

All the hall starts throwing pillows and food, until Luke comes hastily to control the situation. He is hit on the head by Julian's bottle of Kinnie, and gets really mad. He grabs all the UDers (including Escapay and ichabod) and sentences them all to death. Joan Rivers is killed in the riot by a rogue McDonald's hamburger. We regret to inform you that the culprit got away.

A few hours later, the hall is empty save for the innumerable corpses of UD members that Luke has doomed. R.I.P. UDopia.

[Jasmine1022]

........oops........

[PeterPanfan]

*snores and then falls out of seat onto the aisle floor*