To my Secret Cindy Lou Who: I have your gift and your card all ready to go and plan to send it out tomorrow. It's a little later than I had hoped, but I will make sure it reaches you by Christmas.
To my Secret Santa: Today was a good day. I had lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings, UPS delivered my Blu-ray's on the release date as promised, and I got to spend some time with good friends. On top of all that, I noticed something out of the ordinary in the mailbox. I checked more closely into it and I found that it was....
Bills! Bills, bills and more bills. But they weren't
my bills, they were
yours! Your electric bills, your college tuition bills, your credit card bills, and your insanely expensive long distance phone bills! All these years, what or who is in Prague that you keep calling them so much? Are you just checking in? Were you appointed the foreign repsonse correspondant for Prague? I'll never know, but you really should get Vonage or something.
Oh yes, and I also got your gift.

This is my way of stealing a long established joke to reveal my Secret Santa's identity,
Escapay! Along with some neatly wrapped, seriously kickass Spider-Man wrapping paper - which is now framed and hanging on my wall next to the rest of my Secret Santa Gift Wrap of Christmases Past - Al sent me a
Blu-ray copy of
Taken! I can't wait to read the card you're sending, if it's anything like your regular posts it's sure to be a hoot.
Thank you so much for the time and effort you took for me, and I wish you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
