The "Continue the Story" Game

[waltmad]

it's easy to end it, the hard thing is to keep it going. Hey how about going for the Guinness book of records?

[Disney Duster]

Have we decided when to end this story and who's going to do the honors?

it's easy to end it, the hard thing is to keep it going. Hey how about going for the Guinness book of records?

Well, I was thinking if anyone should have the last word it should be Julian Carter, and I think that this actually should end because we were going to have someone judge the chapters and the writers. Has anyone talked to a moderator about this? And if it becomes the longest story ever in World Records, then it'd be really hard to remember the focus, remember what's going on, or get Aladdin from Agrabah to make us pretty "stills from the film"! He has to read this, you know.

Things to remember:
Merlin said the good guys could carry out a plan to stop the villains when the planets line up.

The Super Even More Terrible Seven seem to currently be Snow White, the Mad Hatter, the March Hare, Madam Mim, Maleficent, Dr. Pretorius, and Lord Diabolique. Dr. Pretorius is a mad scientist who mutates animals and experiments with garbage. His enemy, Senor Sloopenburgen, who used to own a taco franchise and made Burrito Bombs and Nacho Nukes, is still alive.

The Phantom of the House of Mouse is still alive, has been seen unmasked, and Minnie turned him good. He went to the house of the three (female) bears, Bunny, Bubbles, and Beulah, who desire to be famous country singers, are evil under Lord Diabolique's control, and are also still alive.

The following characters were met outside of the computer/television/film world: Lord-of-Sith(in his house), Kim Possible(texted), Wade(texted), Casey Jr.(everywhere), Pinocchio(Walt Disney World), Monstro(the Statue of Liberty), Ariel(under the sea), Ursula(under the sea and apparently in her lair, too), The Justice League/Aquaman(under the sea), the flamingo with a yo-yo presumably from Fantasia(in shallow water), The Phantom of the House of Mouse(magically showed up), the Terriblest 5(magically showed up), a Dreamworks CGI monster(showed up), a Disney 2D Classic monster(created), Jeffrey Katzenburg in human form(next to an outhouse that magically appeared), Cinderella's Godmother(appeared), Walt Disney(appeared), Glen Keane(appeared), Andreas Deja(appeared), Yzma(showed up), The Mad Hatter(appeared), the March Hare(appeared), Dumbo(showed up), Luke(thrust his arm through the computer), a flying multi-colored antelope(Pride Rock).

I don't know why the characters (or Pride Rock or Ursula's lair) were out of their worlds, but a lot of them were on vacation. I was thinking that if they're outside of their world, Lord Diabolique can't control them, since he's also from computer/TV/movie world, and Minnie's Time Space Continuum Portal never worked outside her world. Just a thought.

RECAP:
Mickey was battling Giwdeh, the evil black snow owl of Lord Diabolique, who was controlling all the villains and trying to destroy 2D animation. When Mickey stretched to grab the owl's feet, he tore in half, and Minnie knew they should go to Agrabah to find the Genie to restore him. Jeffrey Katzenburg the purple cow rubbed Jafar's lamp to get his hat, which held a secret portal to Toon Town. If he could go through Toon Town, Jeffrey Katzenburg could enter the world he needed to destroy 2D animation. Jafar pointed out that Jeffrey was a Milka cow, which angered him. Jafar told Jeffrey he would give him the hat if he said Milka 50 times. When he did, Kraft® Foods LTD took him to court for infriging on their copyrights.

Minnie and Mickey went on their way to Agrabah with a mere clutch of the Space Time Continuum Portal. The rest of the good guys, including Alice from the Brady Bunch, all went to save Classic TV Land. When they arrived, they discovered that the villains had redecorated all the sets, renamed all the shows, and rewritten all situations to make them the stars. Maleficent and Madame Mim replaced Lucy and Ethel on I Love Larceny, evil Snow White and the evil Mad Hatter replaced Edith and Archie Bunker on All In the Villainy, and the former Brady Bunch was now The Terrible Hotchpotch of the Terriblest of the Terriblest Trimbroom Trin Trin Trin Times Four Times Pi Plus One For The Diabolical Monkey Zoos. But they didn't have enough villains to fill in all the characters, so they had gone to recruit more, starting with the three bears. Meanwhile, in Maleficent's dungeon, the Mayor of Munchkin-UD was
chained up, and angry that the evil fairy had taken away his Wonderously Evil, Multi-Colored, UD Approved Lollipop.

To Be Continued!

[Jules]

Whoa! I'm so sorry! I didn't realize that Disney Duster had posted on August 14th. It didn't show up when I clicked "View you Posts". Sometimes that happens to me. I didn't realize that there were new posts.

Anyway, I guess I had better not continue this part of this story, as this is unfamiliar ground for me. Someone who knows more about Classic TV shows will do a better job.

By the way, congrats and thank you Disney Duster on the wonderful and detailed recaps you have been giving us during the course of the game.

[lord-of-sith]

While the villains changed classic TV land, Jeffrey Katzenburg sat in a court room, being sued by Kraft Foods. Luckily for him, he had the best lawyer this side of toontown, Jackie Chiles.

"Your honor! I am mortified and stupified!" Jackie began "How is it that you can accuse this man of infringement, while the real villain (literally) is just walkin around somewhere! I bet people all over the country are sayin Milka all the time!" It was at this moment that the lawyers jumped in their seats at the even mention of the brand name.

"True, but how many of these peoples common dialouge are posted as a story on an internet message board?" Someone shouted. As small uproar of objections began to rise.

"Order! Order in this court!" The Judge shouted, the crowd quited, "Mr. Chiles, you may proceed."

"Thank you, your honor," Jackie began "And I believe that it should be stated that Mr. Katzenburg only said the brand name as much as he did, because the Evil Genie Jafar ( ) hypnotised him into doing it!"

"Oh enough of this!" Katzenburg shouted suddenly "I don't need to be here!" And with that, be pulled out from his jacked pocket (which was fitted for a cow) Jafars hat! He reached inside, and was immediatley transported to toontown. However, he soon realized the villains had mixed Toontown with Classic TV Land! Creating.....Classic TV Toon Land! *dun dun duuuuuuun!*

2 B3 C0NT*NU3D!

[Disney Duster]

Whoa! I'm so sorry! I didn't realize that Disney Duster had posted on August 14th. It didn't show up when I clicked "View you Posts". Sometimes that happens to me. I didn't realize that there were new posts.

By the way, congrats and thank you Disney Duster on the wonderful and detailed recaps you have been giving us during the course of the game.

It's perfectly fine that you didn't make any new posts in this thread. I just thought people had writer's block. Also, thank you very much. I try to make the recaps simple, but tell everything they need to. I'm glad you like them!

"How is it that you can accuse this man of infringement, while the real villain (literally) is just walkin around somewhere! I bet people all over the country are sayin Milka all the time!" It was at this moment that the lawyers jumped in their seats at the even mention of the brand name.

I really laughed out loud at this, I don't know why it was so funny. And thank you for tying together some loose elements to make this story less...all over the place!

[TheSequelOfDisney]

The court room gasped as he vanished from thin air.

"I shall rule all of Classic TV Toon Land!! And then I shall rule the world! Ha ha ha!" Jafar yelled. First he walked over to the "I Love Larceny" Phone Booth, and when he picked it up, the phone responded "Larcey, I'm home!"

"Oh bother!" Jafar said bluntly. He put in the money and called his mother. "Hello mom! I have missed you soooooooooo much! I'm soon to take over Classic TV Toon Land, and I will finally be happy! I could have never have done this with out your help, mother! My dear mother, Ursula."

"Hey, sweet-heart. It's what I do. It's what I live for!" replied Ursula.

"Now mother. I know that the toons are still looking for the Multi-Flying-Hopping-Animal-Thingy, and I know exactly where it is! But I--"

"Jafar, I'm HOME!" Mickey appeared, along with Minnie, who was still holding on to the Space Time Continum Portal. With the help of Genie, who they found in Agrabah, Mickey wished for him to turn Jafar into a Genie.

Genie responded, "Yeah man, I'm like totally free now. So you really can't ask me to do what you want."

But Mickey replied, "Yes, but I can get Eric (Goldberg), to erase you. I have connections." Before Jafar could escape, Genie transformed him back into a Genie, and Genie sent him, in his lamp, back to the Cave of Wonders.

"Oh Mickey! I love it when you threaten other characters from Classic Disney movies!" Minnie told Mickey.

But soon, the Disney Villians, came back from their recruiting mission, and brought back a full deck of playing cards from Alice in Wonderland! Egad!

Evil Snow White called, "What are they doing here? This is our place to shine, so we can feel mutually excepted in our own world! And you can't do this to me!" She fell to the ground and started sobbing, but this time, no furry animals from the forest came.

The Mad Hatter replied to Snow White, "I never knew my father!" He started sobbing too. Unfortunately, they were sobbing too much, and they cried a river, and drowned the whole worl-- I mean drowned the whole of Classic TV Toon Land! Soon, all of the Villians were drowing, because they didn't know how to swim. Until, the deck of cards, floating, rescued all of the Villians, and got them safely to the studio headquarters in Burnbank, California, in Classic TV Toon Land. Genie transformed into a boat, and Mickey and Minnie got on board. Mickey went to the wheel, and started whistling to his favorite beat.

Walt somehow appeared and said, "That would make a great cartoon!" He poofed into thin air, and Mickey sailed away from Classic TV Toon Land, and sailed right into Disney Dusters opened window. Apparently Minnie accidently used the Space Time Continum Portal to go to the human world, again.

"How in the he--!" yelled Disney Duster.

"Ha ha, no time to explain! Pop in a Disney Movie!" cried Mickey.

"Why, can't you do something about this, Genie?" asked Minnie.

"No, my magic only works in our world," replied Genie.

Rummaging through his DVDs, Disney Duster found his copy of Cinderella, and started to play it.

"I just love this movie," said Minnie. "It's so romantic!"

The title screen came on, and the castle appeared. "We're jumping!" cried Mickey. "One, two, three!"

To Be Continued

[memnv]

Disney Duster is female

[TheSequelOfDisney]

Disney Duster is female

No. Disney Duster is definelty a male.

[memnv]

then its my bad sorry

[Disney Duster]

You're not the first to think I was female, memnv. I suppose it's my avatar. Anyway, thank you very much, TheSequelofDisney, for putting me in this incredible story, getting my gender right, and even the choice of movie I would have picked! And I just wanted to say, does any of this remind anyone of Kingdom Hearts? I think our story's a lot like it, just less organized, zanier, and much more AWESOME!!!!

This, time, nothing stopped Mickey and the Minnie from jumping into the gateway. Because it was the old classic 2-D logo, the character's didn't have to worry about the castle zooming out, and the gateway getting smaller. However, they had less time before the words "Walt Disney Pictures" appeared. The two mice landed a moment too late. The words appeared, and the screen started to fade to black. But of course, it was a DVD, and Disney Duster pressed the rewind button.

"You know", said Mickey, "that was a breif moment of terror that did nothing to really get us any farther, much like the first cat and mouse chase in Cinderella!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!", Disney Duster gasped. "That's one of my favorite parts! I have childhood memories of milk and corn being spilled, and red hats waving on tails!"

"Yea, it's entertaining, but it doesn't advance the movie's plot at all", replied Minnie.

"Oh really? Well, it establishes the character relationships! And dang it, it's funny!" Suddenly, Disney Duster fast-forwarded past the logo. "You're going to watch this movie, and see that I am right!"

To Be Continued!

[lord-of-sith]

"You're really getting on my nerves now!" Luke exclaimed, reaching his all-powerful hand right out of DisneyDuster's computer, grabbing his remote, and pausing the logo at exactly where Mickey and Minnie needed it.

"Thank you sir, whoever you are," Minnie said as she and Mickey sailed away back into the animated world.

"No problem," Luke responded in his all powerful, James Earl Jones voice-over. Luke's hand then pressed play and allowed Disney Duster to continue to watch his DVD.

Mickey and Minnie landed on the animated ground with a smack.

"Ouch, well that hurt," Mickey said rubbing his head. He was then going to ask Minnie some question about cheese wheels, but she was too busy gasping at what was in front of them. Mickey realized that...

TBC!

[Disney Duster]

...they had completely forgotten about Jeffery Katzenburg! And before them stood the purple cow, holding a paper right in front of Robert Iger's face...and he was about to sign it!

"What's this all about?", Minnie asked worriedly.

"Moooooohahahahaha! You fools! While you were away, I came up with the most ingenious plan! And it was all thanks to the Disney villains, especially that Jafar!"

"What do you mean?", Mickey queried.

"Well, you know how little Jafar made me say Milka to get sued by KraftFoods? Well, first, I pretended to cry so once again that fairy godmother who comforted me before reappeared, and I asked her to change my head to match the rest of my body, so everyone would think I was the real Milka cow. Then I used my Milka cow udders to create the most tempting chocolate, and give it to all those Disney villains, who trusted me because I was, after all, a villain like themselves. They assumed I was just some purple cow from The Emporer's New Groove, but they didn't notice the word Milka on my back, or the word Milka on their chocolate! So, then of course they were eating it all the time as they filmed their television episodes. There was even one I Love Larceny episode where Maleficent and Madam Mim had trouble keeping up with the machine that made my chocolate. My delicious Milka chocolate."

"I don't see where...OH NO!", Minnie gasped.

"Yes! KraftFoods saw the episodes and sued Disney for using their Milka brandname chocolate in their shows without paying them or making any kind of agreements! And since the Disney villain's recruitments, all of the villains were involved! There were law suits for each episode, each instance of illegal product placement, and seeing as Disney had recently spent so much on their recent "Decade of A Billion Dreams" celebration, they couldn't pay! But, as Milka's mascot purple cow, I talked to the company I represent, and convinced them to drop the suits if Disney sold us all their traditionally animated characters! Now, I will own all the 2-D Disney characters, and destroy them! Mooohahahahahahaha!"

Minnie fainted into Mickey's arms. Mickey tried to wake her up. He wouldn't hit her. He tried to wake her up with something positive.

"Don't worry, Minnie! If we change Katzenburg back and reveal his true form, he won't be able to destroy the characters. They'd still be owned by Milka, but at least they wouldn't be destroyed! And then we can figure out ...something!"

But Minnie was lost in shock and horror, the fear and sadness. Mickey looked on as Iger signed the deadly deal.

To Be Continued!

[lord-of-sith]

Oooo! I'm excited now! I would have continued this story, but I sorta was the one that left it off, so..... Anyway, can't wait to see what you've cooked up here DisneyDuster!

[Disney Duster]

Well, thank you for saying you were excited for what I came up with, lord-of-sith. Even though it seems like I complicated things more, I wanted to give Katzenburg the chance to cause some real chaos. I didn't want to be anti-climactic. But the Milka subplot will end. Then, I have this idea for a prophecy where there's a savior who will put an end to all the fighting between the hand-drawn and CGI animation war, involving the Three Bears. So please, nobody interfere with the three bears, I have plans for them, okay?

P.S. If anyone objects to my continuation, and they give a good reason why they don't like it (like Disney would probably have enough money in real life) speak up and I might change it, if it really bothers you.

[lord-of-sith]

Iger signed the scroll.

"Now you sign it! Keep up your end of the deal" Iger insisted upon Katzenburg. Katzenburg signed the scroll, it immediatley flew to Iger's first and evaporated.

"Excellent!" Iger exclaimed, his voice sounding a lot like Pat Carrol's.

Suddenly, Katzenburg's voice was stolen directly from his throat and flew right into the sea shell Iger was wearing around his neck. Mickey and Minnie then realized that Iger was infact Ursula in disguise, and she was stealing Katzenburg's voice to prove to the executives and the villains that he was infact not the actual Milka cow.

"Now I have domain over all the animated characters!"Ursula announced broadly, "As my first act, I free all of the villains, and keep all of the heroes, including Mickey and Minnie mouse," locked in pit of dispair!

Suddenly, Count Rugen from The Princess Bride arrived to hit Mickey and Minnie's heads with his sword in order to get them to the pit of despair. First, he hit Minnie upside the head, and she fainted. Then, he went for Mickey. However, in a strange act of kindness towards 2D, Katzenburg leapt in the way of the sword and allowed himself to be hit aswell.

"You've betrayed us for the last time Katzenburg!" Ursula bellowed "Take him to the pit of despair!"

TBC

[Disney Duster]

Ah, good save, lord-of-sith! And I see you noticed the resemblance to Ursula's own plans to have people sign contracts.

Mickey realized, "Wait a minute, that paper was for signing the hand-drawn animated Disney characters over to Milka. Since you proved that Katzenburg wasn't the Milka cow, then wouldn't the contract be invalid. Why would the characters go to you?"

"Ha, you stupid fools! When you crash landed into Classic TV Toon Land, that made Katzenburg turn away from the procedings. He went on boasting about his "ingenius" plan to you long enough for me to quickly, magically rewrite the contract!"

"What villainy!", Mickey exclaimed.

"Well, duh!", shouted the sea witch, "I'm a villain! And now all the villains will run free...thanks to you fro droppng in and distracting Katzenburg! Huh haw,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! Now you just think about that in the pit of despair, the guilt from knowing you put the Disney heroes in the dire hands of the Disney villains. Now to capture those pesky protagonists. "

Mickey looked down, saddened and depressed. Suddenly, a white bouncy blob with a heavy black outline, two beady eyes, and point on his head appeared at the edge of the pit and threw to give him a bottle of pills. Mickey took them. They didn't work. He tried to cheer himself up.

"Well, it would be much worse if they were in the hands of Katzenburg! He'd destroy all of them! The villains wouldn't destroy there own kind while Lord Diabolique is still on the loose and trying to destroy hand-drawn animation. Is he still controlling the villains? And speaking of Katzenburg..."

Mickey turned to the fully-cowed producer.

"...Why did you save us?"

But Katzenburg had no voice, meaning he couldn't answer that and some other Ultimate Disney member would have to come up with something. But even though he couldn't speak, Katzenburg's wide eyes, sweating forhead, and deathly look told Mickey that something was behind him. Mickey realized: they were in the Pit of Despair! Mickey turned around to see...

To Be Continued!

[Jules]

The pit of despair swirled in and compressed, giving Mickey horrifying hallucinations, especially as Katzenberg's sweaty and gasping face crept nearer.

Mickey was moaning... "She's put all the Disney hand-drawn animated characters in the pit of despair! What are we to do!? What will become of the legacy of Disney hand-drawn films? ... hand-drawn... hand-drawn..."
"Hey THAT'S IT!!" he cried "There's one film in the canon that is not hand-drawn! CHICKEN LITTLE!"

A column of white light erupted and Chicken Little came running in, as free as a bird, bound by no contract of Ursula's. Mickey started singing "I Will Survive".

And that's not all folks! Due to a malfunction in Ursula's laptop (contaning an Intel Seaweedy 200Mhz processor and running on Microsoft Portholes 89) which processed the scroll on Microsoft Atlantican Word, Aragorn (from LOTR) came running through the light after Chicken Little! (..don't ask how). He was followed by a ghostly version of Taran wielding the Magic Sword, Steven Spielberg, and William Shakespeare.

"Salvation!" cried Mickey.

He was not entirely correct. Aragorn, Taran, Steven Spielberg and William Shakespeare simply went in the middle of the empty space and started to sing "Think of Me" from "The Phantom of the Opera". When they were finished, they left, and as far is this story is concerned, we don't care what the hell happened to them (except Taran. He's a Disney character).

Chicken Little foolishly let the portal close before he could leave, and the salvation Mickey thought had just arrived simply consisted of Chicken Little now also trapped in the Pit of Despair.

"Uh...guys?" he said ,"what do we do now?"

In the meantime, Ursula was thinking of the fab time she'd have with all the villians. She placed the contract inside her bra and proceeded to fondle the seashell containing Katzenberg's voice around her neck.

To celebrate the freedom of all the Disney Villians, Ursula married Hades and they lived happily ever aft -- er... I mean they kept the Disney Heroes imprisoned in the Pit of Despair for at least 30 miserable years. During that time, Ursula got a little flabbier, her bosom enlarged, she was caught pregnant and gave birth to her army of children. She had 25 little octopi. The strongest were the 2 boys called Tinky Winky and Dipsy and the 2 girls called Lala and Po. Ursula named them that way because she was a fan of the Teletubbies. (Interestingly BBC did not sue Ursula for infringement of copyright. Maybe they fancied her or something).

TO BE CONTINUED...

[TheSequelOfDisney]

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po grew up, enveloped in their mother's wrath for power, and glory. They grew up with a love for singing, as did their mother. Throughout the day, they harassed the prisoners with their delightful passages of "The Phantom of the Opera". Tinky Winky, and Po, became the most agressive of the 4, and Dipsy & Lala, grew into dispair as their elder sibilings found wealth and power as they grew older. Seeking revenge, Dipsy and Lala, cast a spell to kill them when they each reached the abundant age of 16. Death, by pricking their tentacles on a spindle of a spinning wheel. Ursula, unaware of what was happening, joyusly aggravated the prisoners, and giving trinkets and toys to her children.

Suddenly, Po, became ill and...

TBC!

[lord-of-sith]

...died. Tinky Winky also caught the disease and suffered an unspeakbly painful death.

Ursula was upset now. Not only did this unnecessary sub-plot revolve around her children dying, but it also distracted her from the real point of the story, so she immediatley traveled to the royal castle of villaindom in the center of Toon Town (now known as Villain Town).

Maleficent, who (through her crazy story-line in this story) managed to declare herself queen, greeted Ursula as warmly as she could (approximately 22 degrees pharenheight to be exact).

"Ursula! What brings you here?" Maleficent questioned.

"Well, I was involved in a completely random sub-plot involving my teletubbie children and lost track of whats going on. So....what's going on?" Ursula explained.

"Well, I declared myself queen of the universe, as only I can, and all of those good guys are still in the Pit of Despair," Maleficent said triumphantly.

"Who is the king???" Ursula wondered out loud.

"There isn't one," Maleficent said abruptly "I thought if there was a king, then that would make someone ahead of me, and I couldn't allow that. However, Jafar is second in command, but he's not ahead of me!"

"I think I deserve some sort of leadership here. I did get Katzenburg to sign that deal that made us rulers of the world after all," Ursula pushed.

"I was under the impression that you did!" Maleficent gasped (although she didn't really gasp) "You have domain over the seas!"

"Ah! So I do!" Ursula celebrated as she exited the throne room.

Maleficent sat for a moment thinking, then she shouted "JAFAR! GET IN HERE!"

"Oh what now?" Jafar said exhasperatedly, approaching her.

"I have a job for you."

"And what would that be?"

"Well. first I want you to...

TBC!

[Jules]

lord-of-sith! You're killing me dammit! You're so funny! Anyways...

* * *

"Kill Ursula!"

Ursula was heading towards the sea, next to the pit of despair. Suddenly, I giant snake in the form of Jafar, tried to bite off her tentacles. Ursula gasped.

"You traitor! You know you cannot kill one of your own kind!"

"Says who?" hissed Jafar.

"SAYS THIS!" yelled Ursula.

She fumbled around her breasts for a couple of minutes until she pulled out a squashed and crampled copy of the contract.

"Katzenberg will give me his voice" she recited "and in return he has domain over all the 2D animated characters. Anyway, I lied to him. Now I have the 2D characters. He can destroy the characters" she continued "as he is a human. 2D characters cannot destroy other 2D characters."

"Well!" said Jafar "I don't give a crap about that contract!! You can cram it back inside your boobs!"

It was at this point that Luke banned Julian Carter from UD for using such vulgar terms.

To be continued...