Ban the User For Some Stupid Reason

[Jules]

Banned for fondling Scar's goatee (kind of like how Princess Jasmine plays with Jafar's goatee in Aladdin).

[universALLove]

Banned for painting the roses crimson red and then patching up the spots (like a botched Disney restoration ) where you ran out of paint, with blood red! When in fact, they all shoulda(woulda-coulda) been Scarlett Johansson red.

[thedisneyspirit]

Banned for using a smiley in the last post.

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[universALLove]

Banned... So I can say "Ha!" like Edna K.

[TheValentineBros]

universALLove is banned for laughing without permission.

[universALLove]

Banned for stepping on the momeraths... What did they ever do to you?

[PixarFan2006]

Banned for accusing TheValentineBros of stepping on momeraths.

[Jules]

PixarFan2006 is banned for spoiling Fun and Fancy Free, specifically revealing that Mickey Mouse and the gang sell Bertha the Cow at the end of the film and then have a slumber party until the film concludes.

[TheValentineBros]

Jules is banned for um.....................

[Jules]

You banned me for um!? Then I ban you for rum.

[universALLove]

Banned for not going down on Medusa in 3 months and for being too soft

[Jules]

Unfortunately, Medusa dumped me in '89. I've since had an on and off relationship with Nala who doesn't find me soft at all.

Kidding.

UniLove is banned for Feelings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q3CZNKgnNE

[PixarFan2006]

Jules is banned for inducing seizures.

[TheValentineBros]

PixarFan2006 is banned for something that nobody knows about.

[Jules]

Jules is banned for inducing seizures.

I only got the joke about 30 seconds after I read it. God, I'm slow!

TVB is banned for never sending me a Valentine's card. My heart is broken ... sniff.

[thedisneyspirit]

Jules is banned for not leaving food at the table for me to eat.

[Jules]

I thought it would be a little impolite to just leave leftovers for you.

thedisneyspirit is banned for making unauthorised spiritual contact with Walt Disney.

[thedisneyspirit]

But he told me so many interesting things! Walt is so angry with the way the company is doing nowadays, he wishes for somebody to burn Pixar to the ground. And he wants more Mickey Mouse shorts!

Jules is banned for not believing in spirits.

[Jules]

But I do believeth in spirits! Just like witch Hazel!

You are banned for being a really naughty boy. You need a good spanking on the botty's what you need. No run off and go play with your ... friends, and don't be late for supper!

[thedisneyspirit]

But I'm a girl.

Jules is banned for misgendering me.