Disney Vending Machine

[avonleastories95]

he randomly hears the voice of Vanessa from the machine.

Cinderella puts the Glass Slipper in the machine.....

[Margos]

......And gets about 10,000,000 pieces of corn!

Elliot puts Nora's picture of Paul into the machine....

[Lazario]

Elliot puts Nora's picture of Paul into the machine...

And it magically appears on Paul's lost ship. Which...probably wouldn't be a help to anyone.


Vanessa puts Eric's tossed flute into the machine...

[Margos]

....And gets a whole barrel full of those little shrimp things that she likes to eat. Sometimes, even villains need a little dose of happy.

Eilonwy throws her bauble into the machine.....

[Kraken Guard]

And ends up getting one of those rats that the bauble chases so often.


Maestro Forte wants Fife to put the Enchanted Rose into the vending machine.


Yeah, he was bolted to the wall so he had Fife do it instead..

[Lazario]

Maestro Forte wants Fife to put the Enchanted Rose into the vending machine.

And the machine gives them a DVD copy of the "I'M BOLTED TO THE WALL!!" YouTube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tyaYBzksSA


Widow Tweed puts Amos's shotgun into the machine...

[avonleastories95]

and out comes a $500 ticket for Amos Slade for illegal hunting!

After nearly 60 years of putting up with their disrespectful (but funny!)crap, Donald Duck finally puts Chip 'n Dale in the machine......

[Lazario]

After nearly 60 years of putting up with their disrespectful (but funny!) crap, Donald Duck finally puts Chip 'n Dale in the machine...

And they come back out again as The Rescue Rangers, much better behaved and good-natured chipmunks.


Belle steals Pocahontas's necklace (jealous that Pocahontas is a stronger, more accomplished woman than she is) and puts it into the machine...

[SmartAleck25]

...and out comes Grandmother Willow, who grabs Belle and gives her a good branch whipping.


The White Rabbit puts his watch in the machine...

[Kraken Guard]

Unfortunately, at the last minute, the White Rabbit realizes that he wont know what time it is and ever since he has been constantly yelling "Im late! Im late! Im late!" Alas, the machine has been jammed.. What could possibly fix it?


The Horned King tries to put a struggling Taren into the machine..
"No, you'll not escape. You shall satisfy the vending machine's hunger!"


HoKi, will he ever stop with the vending machine?

[avonleastories95]

then Gurgi randomly shows up and jumps into the vending machine and the Horned King goes with him, saving everyone that went in there, including Marie and Annette Funicello, and they all lived happily ever after!

Delores Van Cartier puts her Habit into the machine......

[Lazario]

The Horned King tries to put a struggling Taren into the machine..
"No, you'll not escape. You shall satisfy the vending machine's hunger!"

AHEM:

The machine spits everyone (who may still be) inside it out and sticks a sign on itself saying, "No More People In. What do I look like- a tanning booth?"

C'mon... We have to have a couple rules here.

Delores Van Cartier puts her Habit into the machine...

And out comes the whistle that Mary Wickes' nun had in The Trouble with Angels.


Mickey puts Willie the Giant's shoelaces into the machine...

[avonleastories95]

and gets the box of Willie's Snuff .

Johnny puts the Lace Collar in the machine.....

[Lazario]

And it comes back shredded into thin strips.


The King of Hearts puts his scepter into the machine...

[avonleastories95]

He randomly hears the voice of Mickey Mouse yelling "Hooray!" and gets a can of red paint. The Queen of Hearts gets really mad when he brings the paint home and says "FOR PAINTING MY ROSES RRRRRREDDDDDD, OOOOOFFFFFF FOR HIS HEAD!"

Gurgi throws his Munchings and Crunchings (his apple) in the machine.....

[Big Disney Fan]

It comes out a whole bushel full of apples for Johnny Appleseed.

Dumbo puts in his magic feather.

[SmartAleck25]

And out comes a pinch of pixie dust to make his flying even better.


Carl Frederickson puts his tennis ball cane in the machine...

[Big Disney Fan]

And out comes a baseball that bumps against his head.

Captain Hook puts in his sword.

[avonleastories95]

and gets Mr. Smee's hat! (Sorry, I couldn't think of anything else!)

Santa Claus (from the 1930's shorts) puts the Toy Soldiers in the machine.....

[Dragonlion]

And they all come out perfectly wrapped.

Ariel puts her seashell bra into the machine...