Disney Villains Enchanted Tales

[Ariel'sprince]

like the Heronies and Princesses's Unenchanted tales but this one is about why the villains are good,you can still wirte stories in the Princesses and Heronies one.
Join the enchantment with those sweet and lovely Villains .

[Ariel'sprince]

The Queen:
"My name is The Queen,i live in a kingdom far far away and i had a beloved husbend,but day he died and i had to live with his wonderfull girl-Snow White,Snow White was good but her body was a bit chubby when compering her to me so i broght her some good food and one day a prince fall in love with her!.
One day i saw that Snow White was sad so i told the hunter to go with her but i told him not to kill any animales,after he came back i found out that Snow White ran away! i was so worried about her so i asked the mirror to find her,she was at a cottage with seven dwarfs and they ate cacks! and chocolate! my heart almost stoped from seeing that! so i turnd my slef into an ugly hag so she won't reconize me and went to the cottage,i picked up some apples along the way and gave them to Snow White but when she ate one i found out that the apple was poisned! so i ran to get some help and those silly dwarfs thought that i tried to kill her! they chased me and i fall from a cliff,i went to the palace and changed my self back.
Today i"m mrs univourse and won over 20 comepations all over the world and Snow White is living with her prince in the castle.
And i live happily ever after".

[Ariel'sprince]

Chernabog's Unenchanted Tale (Or should it be Enchanted Tale?):
"My name is Chernabog,I was supposed to be one of the Gargoyle in the Gargoyles series but my episodes got canceled so I decided to take a vacation to a nice village for a week,one day I went to a volcano called Bald Mountain and I guess that I gained weight thanks to the hotel food because I was stuck in the top of the volcano!,the day past and I couldn't get out,ashamed I covered myself with my wings,night came and I tried to call some help but guess who came? ghosts,demons and more! I was so scared I wanted to scream! they tried to climb on my hands but I threw then into fire but that didn't helped! more came and when I tried to make then go away they had those werid transformations,and then came the morning came, covered myself with my wings because of the creatures,the police came and helped me get out,I returned home and I lived happily ever after".

[MadameGaston]

What a kewl thread!!!

Scars enchanted Tale:

Hello, i'm Scar! I just want everyone to know how much I looove my brother so, hes been my best friend all through life! So when rumors spread around the pridelands about me trying to kill him I thought, "Such Nonsense!"So heres my story: I was actually ecstatic about Mufasas baby boy he was sooo cute and tiny, I don't know how anyone could accuse me of hating him!The only thing is I love my brother, Mufasa, So much but he seemed too irresponsible to be a ruler , so I had a little talk with him "Hey Mufasa dude, would you mind ME taking over the pridelands??" I asked sweetly and he said "NO NO NO!!"I was shocked by dear brother wouldn't approve of this! A few years later that sweet little boy of his grew a bit older he was now 10 but he was the roughest most mischievious lion around and even more irresponsible than his father his name was Simba! One day Simba told me , "Hey Uncle Scar, I'm gunna be King of The Pridelands!!!! Yaaay!!!" "But don't you know about politics???" I asked , he looked confused and said "Poli-WHAT???" I just walked away to my cozy cave as I love to call "The Elephant Graveyard!"I had to think of a way young Simba couldn't become king so I called my loving hyena buddies Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed, to help me out! Then I had an idea "I could send a Wilderbeast Stampede after him to see if he would handle mature responsibility!!" "If he could handle a stampede he can handle ANYTHING!!!" I was happy what a great lion I was! After I sent the stampede, I heard HORRIBLE news I dear brother Mufasa was.... dead
Then I told Simba that it was allll his fault because he wasn't responsible! But I needed to bite my tongue when I said that, the poor cub ran away startled! Then a few years later, Simba was a grown Lionhe was still angry about me about the little slip-up I told him about being responsible for his fathers death!! And he pushed me off a cliff! So I'm innocent I was just teaching a little responsibility!! Love, Scar!

[Disney Duster]

WOW, this thread's great!

Okay, well, first off, the Queen's tale is too much like the "My Side of the Story" one! But I still liked it.

I think it should be changed to "Disney Villain's Enchanted Tales" because that's funnier, it's like they're sweet princesses living happily!

I REALLY LOVED Chernabog's tale! That was sooooo good and sooooo funny! He was supposed to be a Disney's Gargoyle, then he got stuck in the mountain, and he called for help but demons came! The only thing I would have changed is having those people with the candles come to help him because they were good Christians or something. But I guess they would think he was the devil!

MadameGaston, great tale! I loved the ending, it was so funny, but the one thing is I think our villains are supposed to have happy endings in these versions.

[Ariel'sprince]

I should change the title .
I loved your story MadamGaston .
I"m glad that you liked my story,Disney Duster ,well,I like the Police idea more maybe because I live in a different place,but like you said,they might think he's the Satan and try to burn Bald Mountain .
I want to try Maleficent's Enchanted Tale with her telling Aurora to pretend that she's asleep (She also lied to her that she's her fairy godmother) and she and Phillip having a tea party,or that's also similar to My Side Of The Story (I never read any of them,I want to but couldn't find one,I know about them,I also found a thread about it in here).
I"m also planning about Jafar falling in love with Jasmine.

[Disney Duster]

Yea, I like the title this way.

It's really funny thinking of Chernabog and the police! So, how did you know the My Side of the Story so well if you never read any of them? Did someone talk about them in a lot of detail, or show pictures, on here? I also remember Maleficent having Aurora pretend to sleep and Phillip having tea with Maleficent.

[Ariel'sprince]

I"m glad you like it how about the "Join the enchantment with the sweet Villains?".
Yeah .
I found them on Amazon and read the few pages they posted from the heroes's side of the stories.
Well,someone wirted all the Villains's version of the stories and I saw scans from the Little Mermaid and Sleeping Beauty books (I can't find the Sleeping Beauty ones ).
Hmmm,it was a tea party or just a cup of tea? or it doesn't matter? XD I have a better idea then-When Maleficent came to Aurora's cottage and invited him to her birthday party,he was kidnapped by the Flora,Founa and Merriweather and Maleficent had to rescue him,is that sounds better?.
I also have ideas for Narrisa,Lady Tramine,Jafar,Ursula and Marina Del Ray .

[Disney Duster]

"Join the enchantment with the sweet Villains?"

Oh, I think Maleficent did just have Phillip sit at a table in her castle for tea. Yea, I like Maleficent rescuing him but that's really changing the story, too.

[PrincePhillipFan]

Was this the picture you were thinking of? I have the book and scanned most of the pictures in since I love them.

[pap64]

Was this the picture you were thinking of? I have the book and scanned most of the pictures in since I love them.

I LOVE that pic...

Maleficent: So as you can see, your majesty, I was actually good friends with the King and Queen and even helped them conceive Aurora. So it deeply hurt me that they didn't invite me to the celebration!

Philip: I see what you mean. They wanted me to marry her out of political reasons!

Maleficent: I pity you, my prince...

Philip: Anyways, I think the good fairies are coming. Shouldn't we prepare for the whole "Good vs. Evil"? battle?

Maleficent: Oh dear I almost forgot! Do it just like we rehearsed it. I chain you up, then taunt you about true love...

Philip: And when we get to the dragon battle, I aim to the heart with my sword.

Maleficent: Yes! Now let's hurry!

[universALLove]

Was this the picture you were thinking of? I have the book and scanned most of the pictures in since I love them.

I LOVE that pic...

Maleficent: So as you can see, your majesty, I was actually good friends with the King and Queen and even helped them conceive Aurora. So it deeply hurt me that they didn't invite me to the celebration!

Philip: I see what you mean. They wanted me to marry her out of political reasons!

Maleficent: I pity you, my prince...

Philip: Anyways, I think the good fairies are coming. Shouldn't we prepare for the whole "Good vs. Evil"? battle?

Maleficent: Oh dear I almost forgot! Do it just like we rehearsed it. I chain you up, then taunt you about true love...

Philip: And when we get to the dragon battle, I aim to the heart with my sword.

Maleficent: Yes! Now let's hurry!

that's hilarious!

[Flanger-Hanger]

That picture is amazing on so many levels and I would love for you to tell me a summary of the book.

Maleficent: So I says ta Mables I says, Ya gotta stock da refirgerata more often. 'Cuase ya know Harold won't do that often enough.

Phillip: Obviously, and then she comes over and is all like "can I borrow some sugar" and I'm like cold you be any more of a mooch.

Maleficent: Exactly, Phil. And have you seen her cut her lawn lately?

Phillip: Well isn't that her nephews job.

Maleficent: Now, Phil dear, he's studying to be a doctor ya know right now so he can't really be spendin' time doin' things like that.

Philllip: I see, well once again here's something Harold could be doing.

Maleficent: Exactly. Ya knows Phil, I often tell myself "why did Babs Mabels marry the guy", but I don't live with him so I can't say for myself.

Phillip: But I sometimes look at Harold and think - oh, could I have some more?

Maleficent: *poors tea* sure hun.

Phillip: Well what was he like in the past?

Maleficent: Couldn't say. She was already married ta him when she moved in next door.

Phillip: Who lived there before?

Maleficent: Oh! Don't get me started on them! They had this little brat of a kid, Danny, or something, and he'd always steal the pies on the windowsill. Apple, blueberry, pumpkin ya name it, he stole it, and then eat it on the lawn and spill it on the porch.

Phillip: and where were the parents during all of this? If he did that at my house he'd get quite the scolding.

Maleficent: Oh at first I thought that's what I'm gonna do. But the I found out that they was in with the cops and I got scared and all I did was start putting the pies on the counter. Pies don't cool really well that way ya know.

Phillip: Not like soup of course.

Maleficent: no not like soup dear, your right.

Phillip: Any plans for the holidays? I'm going up to the cottage with Aurora, you know just a short thing before work starts on Tuesday.

Maleficent: No I can't say that I am, but you have a good time of course.

Phillip: Well I'll be sure to tell Aurora you said that.

Maleficent: Oh thanks, hun. Going now?

Phillip: Yes unfortunately I have other tings to do.

Maleficent: Well it was nice havin' ya over. Come back soon, alright?

Phillip: Sure thing Mell. Take care.

Maleficent: Take care.

[singerguy04]

I feel like we could make a whole thread based on what we think is going on in these pictures, this is really funny.

Phillip: You know, you should probably work on your temper.

Maleficent: I know, i know. I do tend to get carried away with myself.

Phillip: Yeah, remember the time you cursed...

Maleficent: (interupting) baby aurora to death?

Phillip: or the time you almost killed...

Maleficent: (interupting again) my army of darkness?

Phillip: or the time you turned yourself into an old hag and tried to kill Snow White with a poisoned apple?

Maleficent: Phillip dear, I'm not that bad. I'm afraid you just got me confused with that crazy fruit cake queen down the street. Besides I probably would've turned her into a pig and fed her to those ignorant dwarves.

(there is a long period of awkward silence and Phillip slowly sets down his cup.)

Phillip: So... how about those Jesters? aren't they a hoot?

Maleficent: Oh yes, I rather do enjoy them!

[Escapay]

I feel like we could make a whole thread based on what we think is going on in these pictures, this is really funny.

So true.

And now, I guess I'll have a go at it...

Phillip: So this is your torture system? Tea?

Maleficent: Never underestimate the tediousness of afternoon tea, Phillip.

Phillip: I'm rather fond of tea, I don't find it tedious.

Maleficent: I know, this is just a bad joke written to get on the "write something funny for this picture of us" bandwagon. But it was kind of you to stop by and return the tupperware set from the party last week.

Phillip: That was some party, wasn't it?

Maleficent: I think I saw your wife sneaking off with Cindy.

Phillip: Yeah, those two are always going at it. They're like rabbits.

Maleficent: I'm surprised at how calmly you're taking your wife's infidelities.

Phillip: Well we know we're not exclusive to each other. After all, our marriage is a business arrangement. The fact that we lusted for each other after our first real meeting is just a perk.

Maleficent: So are you seeing anyone on the down low?

Phillip: Nah, I haven't found anyone yet. I'll sleep with Aurora every so often, you know, just to be getting a little something.

Maleficent: Well, if you're looking, I do know a lovely girl who lives alone in a cottage over in Andalasia.

Phillip: Really? What's her name?

Maleficent: Giselle. Hold on, let me find her address.

(Maleficent gets up to get her address book, Phillip continues sipping his tea. The clock chimes 5:30 as Maleficent comes back.)

Maleficent: Yes, here it is.

(She gives it to Phillip.)

Phillip: Thank you, Mally. It was an excellent tea, I really must be going home.

(Phillip gets up.)

Maleficent: No problem, you should come around more often. I'm going to make a sponge cake tomorrow, actually. It's for Grimhilde's birthday.

(Maleficent gets up to walk him to the stables to get Samson.)

Phillip: Aunt Grimhilde's birthday is tomorrow? I should send her a messenger.

Maleficent: Grimhilde's your aunt?

Phillip: Yeah. She and dad don't talk to each other much, but he always said I should know my family, so I visit when I can.

Maleficent: Then I guess you met that...daughter of hers.

Phillip: Shrilly? Yeah. My god, I don't know how she puts up with it. No wonder she sends her to the forest all the time.

Maleficent: Grimmy was telling me the other day that some boy was scaling their wall and making passes at her.

Phillip: Ah, that was probably Swp from the kingdom next door, I went to summer camp with him. He's a bit of a pain, though. Always singing and putting on lipstick.

Maleficent: Lipstick? Sounds a little...you know...gay.

Phillip: Mally, that boy's so far into the closet he's finding Christmas presents. But he's dabbles every so often in a girl, just to prove he isn't. Poor Shrilly, she probably has no clue.

(Both laugh. They reach the stables and Phillip gets up on Samson.)

Maleficent: Well, this certainly was fun, wasn't it?

Phillip: Yeah. I'll come over again tomorrow if Aunt Grimmy will be here.

Maleficent: Okay, take care, Phillip. Tell your father I said "hi".

Phillip: I will.

(Phillip rides away.)

albert

[pap64]

I just want to let Scaps and EVERYONE else know...I AM THE DRIVER OF THIS HERE BANDWAGON!

PrincePhilipFan: You have the book scanned? If you don't mind, can you post other pictures just to have fun with them?

[Ariel'sprince]

"Join the enchantment with the sweet Villains?"

Oh, I think Maleficent did just have Phillip sit at a table in her castle for tea. Yea, I like Maleficent rescuing him but that's really changing the story, too.

I"m glad that you liked that .
Okay,I"ll have to think about it .
PrincePhillipFan-That picture is funny do you have the picture of Maleficent with Aurora in bed?.
And about the picture-
Maleficent-Oh,it was such a lovely fist.
Phillip-Oh yeah *drinks tea*,spring's lovely,isn't it?.
Maleficent-Oh yes,exept... last year's spring.
Phillip-Why? what happened last year?.
Maleficent-I told my servants to get a fish to the tank and they brought me some mermaid named Marina Del Ray... she sang so much and made so much noise... I was angry... *Start crying*.
Phillip-There,there...
Maleficent-*Getting angry* because nobody understand my problems and temper *start yelling* and nobody doesn't seems to think about me *lightnings* and about my..... *half of the table is destroyed*.
Phillip-Calm down Mally,think about pixies...
Maleficent-Yeah... I see pixies.
Phillip-Good,now,do you have a cake?.
Maleficent:Oh yeah,chocolate one,I"ll be right back.

[PrincePhillipFan]

I love all these. I'll have to think of some to add, but I'm so burned out recently on jokes from writing my Disney Prince story, I need to get back to this later.

Anyway, here are a few of my other favorite pics.

[pap64]

Wait, these are from "My side of the story", right? I remember briefly reading the Cinderella and Snow White ones. Those were funny .




Aurora: But Malefy I'm not even sleepy! And the sun is still up!

Maleficent: Hush now! You do remember that the name of this story is "SLEEPING Beauty", right? Now there can't be a story IF YOU ARE NOT ASLEEP!

Aurora: But, Cinderella's story is called "Cinderella" and there's no mention of cinders in it!

Maleficent:...Just go to sleep.

Aurora: OK...but can I have a glass of warm milk? And a story?

Maleficent: *Sigh...OK. "Once upon a time in a far away land there was a beautiful princess whose skin was as white as...

Aurora: NOT THAT ONE! I hate Snow White!

Maleficent (To herself): What's with all the Snow White hate around here? Maybe being THE fairest in the land has something to do with it? Maybe its her voice...

Maleficent: *AHEM "Once upon a time there was a young prince who was spoiled and had no love in his heart. One winter's eve an old beggar woman asked for shelter..."

Aurora: Hmm...Beast.

NOTE: I admit its not that funny. Oh well...

[Flanger-Hanger]

Aurora: There's a monster in the closet and I saw it and it tired to eat me while being in the closet and I don't like monsters in the closet and I want you to check if there is monster and I don't like monsters under the bed too so you have to check and the monster had big eyes and was scary because it was in the closet and I didn't want it to be there.

Aurora: That was AMAZING!

Phillip: *thinking off to the side* Prince Edward said that to me once.

Aurora: 0_o