What the UD Forum Members Would Never Say

[Isidour]

It's nice to see the classics come back

[PeterPanfan]

Escapay, although my quote kind of disturbed me, well done! (Just kidding! )

Flanger-Hanger (So what excatly is your nickname these days) that was hilarious!

But you have to fix your spelling of The Rocketeer before Escapay finds your post!!

[Escapay]

You most certainly deserve a pink elephant.

Yay! And I loved my quote as well! You were able to add so many Scapsy references: tree-killing DVD condoms, The Rocketeer AND When Harry Met Sally, Doctor Who, and the roaring lace collar!!!

Escapay, although my quote kind of disturbed me, well done! (Just kidding! )

Given that you rarely saw R-rated movies, I thought it fit you quite well.

Flanger-Hanger (So what excatly is your nickname these days) that was hilarious!

But you have to fix your spelling of The Rocketeer before Escapay finds your post!!

I call him "Wire Hanger" as an homage to the excellent Mommie Dearest and its infamous line "No Wire Hangers Ever!!!"

I think he did that intentionally since I'm a stickler for correct spelling! He also misspelled "anamorphic".

Albert

[Flanger-Hanger]

I think he did that intentionally since I'm a stickler for correct spelling! He also misspelled "anamorphic".

Albert

Right......intentional......(looks around)

As for nicknames Panfan, feel free to use Wire Hanger or some sort of Great Mouse Detective reference. Toby, Basil, Dawson, they'll all do.

[Prudence]

Escapay: I'm raising money to abolish the search engine.

Panfan: Shame Jafar and Jasmine didn't go all the way in a particular scene. I would actually like Disney if they had.

[PeterPanfan]

Escapay: I'm raising money to abolish the search engine.

Panfan: Shame Jafar and Jasmine didn't go all the way in a particular scene. I would actually like Disney if they had.

Nice, Prudence!

Flanger-Hanger: So what exactly does Flanger-Hanger mean? I just liked the sound it made when you say the words together.

[blackcauldron85]

All of you are doing such a great job- reading the latests posts here was the 2nd most enjoyable part of my morning so far- great job!

This is really entertaining, and you all are talented. This thread has made me happier than I thought it would.

(In case you were wondering, the most enjoyable part of my morning so far was seeing my doggies...awwww!)

[Prudence]

blackcauldron85: This thread makes me feel homicidal.

[Isidour]

Amy: What's so special about a sleeping dog? It's just sleeping

[PeterPanfan]

Prudence: Ariel'sprince, I LOVE your casting in that 1 thread thingy in the pills and games board. Me as Ann Darrow is PURFECT! Heeeehheee!

[xxhplinkxx]

Man, I forgot about this old chestnut!

Siren: Drowning puppies is fun.

Ames: Yay for Dreamworks! I love their films, Disney sucks!

Mike: The Cinderella restoration is perhaps the most beautiful thing in the world, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and if I took a time machine back to 1950, I'd see the exact same thing on cinema screens across the country. Well done, Disney and Lowry/DTS, well done!

Justin: One of my favorite things to do is to settle into a nice bath, with the CD player blasting out the soundtrack of The Little Mermaid. I like to pretend I'm Ariel and I'll sing along with all the songs, I just love them all so much!

Sprince: Marry, stupid, weird, heroine, and Israel. Ha, Escapy, Ha!!

Ceej: If Albert provides 10 more links for me to merge, I'm gonna kill him...seriously, does the guy ever give the search option a break?

Jules: For my next trick, I'll pull a drawing-that-isn't-of-a-fat-or-deranged-Disney-character out of a hat!

netty: Doctor Who is an old tiresome program that I spent way too much time being fanboyish about. Time I moved on to something of better sci-fi quality, like Star Wars.

Panfan: I like my movies the way I like my Pirate impersonations: A lot of "Rrrrr!" (okay, that last one sucked...)

Prudence: I shall be overtly melodramatic if it kills me.

BDF: So my sister is still asking me for a replacement copy of Yellow Submarine and I just told her "F*** it, go on e-bay and look for it yourself if you want it that badly, I already said I was sorry!"

Wire Hanger: There is nothing better in the world than a thought-provoking and meaningful discussion of how a film like The Lizzie McGuire Movie far exceeds anything ever done by the Walt Disney Company. It is sheer genius and is far better than stupid corny stuff like Bullwhip Griffin or The Black Hole.

Loomis: I once did an experiment to see how many pairs of pants I could put on. I got to 42 before the police stopped me...I guess I shouldn't have been trying them on in the department store!

Mickeyfan1990: (something in a thread that isn't "The Ultimate DVD" or "The Ultimate Disney DVD/BluRay")

Matt: I hate Beauty and the Beast!

Matt (LittleMerman): My god, how can anyone love Leonardo DiCRAPrio?

Laz: I've had a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio since Critters 3...

Albert

.......... *Sadly walks away with his head down and kicking up dirt*

[Escapay]

.......... *Sadly walks away with his head down and kicking up dirt*

Don't be sad, Plinky! I'm bound to forget a few important people now and again...

Plinky: I am so glad Escapay didn't write a "never say" for me! Having him mock UD members is degrading and not as funny as he thinks it is! In fact, I'll be the first one to say that all his "never say" quotes suck! Yeah, they all suck! Boo, Escapay, boo! And I'm never giving back the pink elephants, even after you went back in time and retrieved them, because I went further back in time and stole them again!

Kelvin: So...who wants to join me in recording an Alice in Wonderland RiffTrax? We'll get some 'shrooms before we do it, though, to make it even more riffy...plus, it's been awhile since I've been high.

Bill (dvdjunkie): Ever since I cut off my feet and replaced them with robotic ones, they haven't given me an ounce of trouble!

ichabod: Girl Power, yo! A Princess Is Forever!

Disney Villain: Ichabod, I don't know how the hell you found out my home address and phone number and were able to send Social Service over, but somehow you did. And you wanna know the ironic thing? They LOVED Disney Princess Enchanted Tales! They're off at Wal-Mart buying a copy for their kids as well! So suck on that! (Highly doubtful that DV would ever say this for many reasons, especially since the thought of US Social Services acting on an anonymous internet tip from some guy in the UK is highly unlikely, along with the fact that I've never seen DV say "suck on that!" to anyone)

supertalies: Everyone thinks I'm just a Princess lover, but I'm so much more...oh, so much more. I am secretly taking over the world and they have no idea...

castleinthesky: Call me Hispanic and I'll rip your balls off and shove them in your mouth.

Mason_Ireton: Go away, Prudence, nobody loves you.

Slipcover Fanatics: (whilst dancing around a bonfire) Burn, Baby, Burn!!!

And a few "never say"'s from our dearly departed UD members...(no, they're not dead, they've either been banned, left of their own accord, or seem to be on a really long leave of absence)

Tangela: Wow, it's been over five years since the UD forum moved from the condom boards to here and I'm surprised at how so much has changed but we've still got a few reliable mainstays such as me, poco, and Chernabog. Amazing that we're still around on a regular basis, isn't it?

Alan: So, um...what am I supposed to do with this extra cardboard wrapping that came with my DVD? Doesn't seem to do much, does it?

Krystal (RJKD): My local BestBuy shut down because they weren't getting enough business. Weird, huh?

Disney-Fan: Xena? Buffy? *scoffs* Give me Batman & Robin any day of the week!

Jack: Eisner is awesome, and so is my clone.

Evil Genie Jafar: Dude...that kiss between Jafar and Jasmine? That was beyond tasteless and inappropriate...

Karushifa: (something that is poorly-written, baseless in its arguments, and reeks of immaturity.)

PapiBear: Racism is a thing of the past, everything is fine and we all love each other now! Come on, group hug everybody!

Albert

[Widdi]

I can't believe that no one has ever used this one before. Sure many have said it in alternative ways, but this just seems to obvious to not to have been used yet:

Reyquila: I'm not buying!!!!!

And just because I'm in a self roasting mood:

Widdi: (regarding Blu-Ray) Yeah, that slight increase in picture and sound quality is so worth it! *opens wallet and begins throwing money at the salesperson* Please take my money!!!!

[supertalies]

supertalies: Everyone thinks I'm just a Princess lover, but I'm so much more...oh, so much more. I am secretly taking over the world and they have no idea...

OMG!!
They discovered my secret!

Wow, that was hilarious!
I am laughing so hard now, you have no idea!

[Prudence]

DaveWadding: [Nothing.]
This is a reference to Dave whenever I sign onto an instant messenger.

[Ariel'sprince]

Prudence-Cinderella II sucks,and so does Treasure Planet.
Siren-Crocs are beautiful.
Escapay-Silpcover are so perfact! (By the way-Why you don't like them?).
atlanticaunderhtesea-My favorite Disney Princess is Tiana.
Disney Duster-It's Pixie Duster from now on.
Chernabog_Rocks-Chernabog sucks!.
Poody-My Little Pony is the devil.
Flanger-Hanger-I love you,Hilary Duff!.
Disney Villain-Who cares villains and princesses? I"m now a Disney Fairies fan.

[Isidour]

Man, I forgot about this old chestnut!

Siren: Drowning puppies is fun.

Ames: Yay for Dreamworks! I love their films, Disney sucks!

Mike: The Cinderella restoration is perhaps the most beautiful thing in the world, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it and if I took a time machine back to 1950, I'd see the exact same thing on cinema screens across the country. Well done, Disney and Lowry/DTS, well done!

Justin: One of my favorite things to do is to settle into a nice bath, with the CD player blasting out the soundtrack of The Little Mermaid. I like to pretend I'm Ariel and I'll sing along with all the songs, I just love them all so much!

Sprince: Marry, stupid, weird, heroine, and Israel. Ha, Escapy, Ha!!

Ceej: If Albert provides 10 more links for me to merge, I'm gonna kill him...seriously, does the guy ever give the search option a break?

Jules: For my next trick, I'll pull a drawing-that-isn't-of-a-fat-or-deranged-Disney-character out of a hat!

netty: Doctor Who is an old tiresome program that I spent way too much time being fanboyish about. Time I moved on to something of better sci-fi quality, like Star Wars.

Panfan: I like my movies the way I like my Pirate impersonations: A lot of "Rrrrr!" (okay, that last one sucked...)

Prudence: I shall be overtly melodramatic if it kills me.

BDF: So my sister is still asking me for a replacement copy of Yellow Submarine and I just told her "F*** it, go on e-bay and look for it yourself if you want it that badly, I already said I was sorry!"

Wire Hanger: There is nothing better in the world than a thought-provoking and meaningful discussion of how a film like The Lizzie McGuire Movie far exceeds anything ever done by the Walt Disney Company. It is sheer genius and is far better than stupid corny stuff like Bullwhip Griffin or The Black Hole.

Loomis: I once did an experiment to see how many pairs of pants I could put on. I got to 42 before the police stopped me...I guess I shouldn't have been trying them on in the department store!

Mickeyfan1990: (something in a thread that isn't "The Ultimate DVD" or "The Ultimate Disney DVD/BluRay")

Matt: I hate Beauty and the Beast!

Matt (LittleMerman): My god, how can anyone love Leonardo DiCRAPrio?

Laz: I've had a crush on Leonardo DiCaprio since Critters 3...

Albert

.......... *Sadly walks away with his head down and kicking up dirt*

That's the lamest way I've ever see to ask to be parto of a thread

[my chicken is infected]

Reyliqua - F%&# that sh#@, I'm not buying that piece of sh@& Disney DVD!

[Disney Duster]

Disney Duster-It's Pixie Duster from now on.

You know me soooooo well! I'll do you!

Ariel'sprince: No boys like the Disney princess line! I hope everyone realizes only girls can ever like Disney princesses or fairy tales! I mean, Disney totally only made those movies for girls! I don't know how they could stand even making those movies because a lot of them were men! Oh, and who on earth could stand making the character Ariel? I mean, how could girls even like her? She's so annoying!!!!

Oh, you know me too, Albert! Hehe...

Albert: Hey everyone, I am leaving UltimateDisney. Goodbye forever.

EDIT: Okay everyone, I posted that ^ about 5 minutes ago. No one responded but I just didn't want anyone to think I was serious for more than that. I mean, I couldn't bear thinking of anyone being sad or scared for more than a few moments! Seriously it was just torture posting that. I vow never to do this again! You can delete this Mods! Then again, I never care what you Mods do, and I always hate telling you to do anything, I feel like such a know-it-all!

Oh, and do you like my new avatar? It's Ariel!

Timon/Pumbaa Fan:

Yea. And one last one for now.

Jasmine1022: I am going to have a really in-depth talk about why Pinocchio is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. I'm going to spend all day on here in General Discussion, hell, maybe a whole week if I have to, to discuss how amazing every aspect of this movie is, beyond just the cuteness of Figaro and Cleo. And I will check on it every day to see what people think. Okay, here goes the beginning of a very long post...

[Jasmine1022]

Jasmine1022: I am going to have a really in-depth talk about why Pinocchio is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. I'm going to spend all day on here in General Discussion, hell, maybe a whole week if I have to, to discuss how amazing every aspect of this movie is, beyond just the cuteness of Figaro and Cleo. And I will check on it every day to see what people think. Okay, here goes the beginning of a very long post...

Shut up I know, I'm just a bit of a loser. Oh well

Disney Duster: No way, I am definitely not gay. How can a man love a man? Disgusting. I love women and everything about them. You know why I like Cindy so much? Because she's hot and I want her, not because of the colours or the music or anything, just because she's hot. The movie itself sucks.