minds lose (but still clean 
chough:MMP:chough ).Here you may rewrite the stories end or just jot down a few things. So on we go.What would happen if the Disney Villains won?
-
JiminyCrick91
- Platinum Edition
- Posts: 3930
- Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:39 pm
- Location: ont. canada
- Contact:
What would happen if the Disney Villains won?
I was wondering what The Queen behead Alice? What If the Jafar ruled? What If Judge Doom Dipped Toontown? So I thought here would be a good place to let your twisted minds lose (but still clean chough:MMP:chough ).Here you may rewrite the stories end or just jot down a few things. So on we go.
minds lose (but still clean chough:MMP:chough ).Here you may rewrite the stories end or just jot down a few things. So on we go.-
Evil Genie Jafar
- Anniversary Edition
- Posts: 1697
- Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2004 8:41 pm
- Location: Humacao, Puerto Rico; there's more to PR than San Juan!
Let's see:
- if I had rule Agrabah I can tell you things would have stayed the same altough more interesting with ever lasting lightings and thunders; the Sultan did nothing to help the poor. So at least with me they wouldn't have get bored.
- if the Queen of Hearts had cut off Alice's head, she would either: give the head to a vodoo character we haven't know of or since it is Wonderland, Alice would have stayed alive carrying her head everywhere she'd go.
- if Gaston had killed Beast he would have married Belle and saved her soul from eternal damnation for her "bestialism".
- had Ursula ruled the seas, we could have been sure the only way to travel between countries would have been by air.
- if Clayton had killed Tarzan he would have done us all a great favor (I don't like Tarzan's story) and have saved Jane's children from being forced to live in a place where no other human being could have known them.
- if Scar had ruled, all Pride Land would have died in probably a month later of starvation.
- had Yzma took over Peru , like in Jafar's case, nobody have told the difference in their dictator's change.
- if I had rule Agrabah I can tell you things would have stayed the same altough more interesting with ever lasting lightings and thunders; the Sultan did nothing to help the poor. So at least with me they wouldn't have get bored.
- if the Queen of Hearts had cut off Alice's head, she would either: give the head to a vodoo character we haven't know of or since it is Wonderland, Alice would have stayed alive carrying her head everywhere she'd go.
- if Gaston had killed Beast he would have married Belle and saved her soul from eternal damnation for her "bestialism".
- had Ursula ruled the seas, we could have been sure the only way to travel between countries would have been by air.
- if Clayton had killed Tarzan he would have done us all a great favor (I don't like Tarzan's story) and have saved Jane's children from being forced to live in a place where no other human being could have known them.
- if Scar had ruled, all Pride Land would have died in probably a month later of starvation.
- had Yzma took over Peru , like in Jafar's case, nobody have told the difference in their dictator's change.
Last edited by Evil Genie Jafar on Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"You're only second rate!"
-
TashieGirl
- Gold Classic Collection
- Posts: 219
- Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:25 pm
- Location: Berkeley, California, USA
- Contact:
Well if the queen beheaded Alice, she would probably wake up because it was just a dream. And then Alice would suffer though her sister's boring history lesson once again.
If Jafar ruled, Then everthing would be messed up. Still Aladdin, Jasmine, Genie and the rest of the gang would try and stop him and they might have a chance of gettng their kingdom back but the chances are very small.
Judge Doom dipping ToonTown. I don't even want to think about that. If that happen, We wouldn't have Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny (Not really but still).
If Jafar ruled, Then everthing would be messed up. Still Aladdin, Jasmine, Genie and the rest of the gang would try and stop him and they might have a chance of gettng their kingdom back but the chances are very small.
Judge Doom dipping ToonTown. I don't even want to think about that. If that happen, We wouldn't have Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny (Not really but still).
"But I guarantee you, if straight men had a period you would never hear the end of it."
-Margaret Cho
-Margaret Cho
-
Kram Nebuer
- Anniversary Edition
- Posts: 1992
- Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2004 2:03 pm
- Location: Happiest Place on Earth :)
- Contact:
Get the game "Villain's Revenge" and you'll find out.
In case you can't, here is what Disney says would happen w/o the happy endings. Major Game Spoilers:
~ Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...Snow White bit the apple and fell into the Sleeping Death. Though the evil queen kidnapped her and brought Snow White back to the dungeon. While YOU are in the dungeon trying to conjure the prince with the witch's potion ingredients, the evil queen goes back to the cottage to poison the seven dwarfs. YOU must conjure a prince before she poisons all seven! It's pretty funny if you get one ingredient wrong. You'll get a prince, but the glass slipper he tries to put on her doesn't really help,
.
~ Dumbo...Apparently Disney thought the ring master and the clowns were evil. Anyhow YOU arrange the circus props of Dumbo's flight path so he doesn't plunge into ultimate clown dangers. Then YOU battle the evil clowns by pelting them with cream pies.
~ Alice in Wonderland...Alice is beheaded. Through Disney/Wonderland magic, she is miraculously still alive, but she her body can't find her head which is lost in the hedgemaze (I sure hope the kids Disney was catering this game to thought that this bit was funny.
If I were little I'd be terrified to play a game with Alice's headless body). YOU and her body follow the white rabbit and dodge the playing cards and YOU eventually reunite Alice's head and body.
~ Peter Pan...Captain Hook made Peter Pan grow up. And he REALLY grew up. His old age prevents him from fighting Hook, so YOU take a sword and battle the old codfish and some of his rope swinging pirates. Then YOU try to destroy the Jolly Roger by sending back the cannons its shooting at YOU.
In case you can't, here is what Disney says would happen w/o the happy endings. Major Game Spoilers:
~ Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...Snow White bit the apple and fell into the Sleeping Death. Though the evil queen kidnapped her and brought Snow White back to the dungeon. While YOU are in the dungeon trying to conjure the prince with the witch's potion ingredients, the evil queen goes back to the cottage to poison the seven dwarfs. YOU must conjure a prince before she poisons all seven! It's pretty funny if you get one ingredient wrong. You'll get a prince, but the glass slipper he tries to put on her doesn't really help,
.~ Dumbo...Apparently Disney thought the ring master and the clowns were evil. Anyhow YOU arrange the circus props of Dumbo's flight path so he doesn't plunge into ultimate clown dangers. Then YOU battle the evil clowns by pelting them with cream pies.
~ Alice in Wonderland...Alice is beheaded. Through Disney/Wonderland magic, she is miraculously still alive, but she her body can't find her head which is lost in the hedgemaze (I sure hope the kids Disney was catering this game to thought that this bit was funny.
If I were little I'd be terrified to play a game with Alice's headless body). YOU and her body follow the white rabbit and dodge the playing cards and YOU eventually reunite Alice's head and body.~ Peter Pan...Captain Hook made Peter Pan grow up. And he REALLY grew up. His old age prevents him from fighting Hook, so YOU take a sword and battle the old codfish and some of his rope swinging pirates. Then YOU try to destroy the Jolly Roger by sending back the cannons its shooting at YOU.
R[-
MickeyMousePal
- Signature Collection
- Posts: 6629
- Joined: Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:40 pm
- Location: The Incredibles LA!!!
- Contact:
Snow White: Snow White stays in her sleep forever. The Prince and the Dwarfs are The Queens slaves.
The Lion King: Scar would rule the Prideland and then everyone dies
Beauty and the Beast: Gaston kills the Beast. All of the Beast's servants stay as objects. Gaston marries Belle and they have 6 children all being male.
Aladdin: Jafar kills Aladdin and then marries the Jasmine but Genie stays as Jafar slave.
Bambi: Bambi and the Great Prince get shot while the forest gets burn and taken over buy homes and buildings.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire:
Commander Lyle beats up Milo and ends up killing him by cracking his back. Commander Lyle gets the Power Sorce to the United States and then he takes over the world. Then Commander Lyle became a boxer for some reason.
The Lion King: Scar would rule the Prideland and then everyone dies
Beauty and the Beast: Gaston kills the Beast. All of the Beast's servants stay as objects. Gaston marries Belle and they have 6 children all being male.
Aladdin: Jafar kills Aladdin and then marries the Jasmine but Genie stays as Jafar slave.
Bambi: Bambi and the Great Prince get shot while the forest gets burn and taken over buy homes and buildings.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire:
Commander Lyle beats up Milo and ends up killing him by cracking his back. Commander Lyle gets the Power Sorce to the United States and then he takes over the world. Then Commander Lyle became a boxer for some reason.
The Simpsons Season 11 Buy it Now!
Fox Sunday lineup:
8:00 The Simpsons
8:30 King of the Hill
9:00 Family Guy
9:30 American Dad
Living in the 1980's:
Fox Sunday lineup:
8:00 The Simpsons
8:30 King of the Hill
9:00 Family Guy
9:30 American Dad
Living in the 1980's:
-
JiminyCrick91
- Platinum Edition
- Posts: 3930
- Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:39 pm
- Location: ont. canada
- Contact:
-
Wonderlicious
- Diamond Edition
- Posts: 4661
- Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:47 am
- Location: UK
- Contact:
Oh, this is fun...
Snow White: The Queen returns to the castle and transforms herself back into a beautiful woman. On hearing that Snow White is left in a clearing to rest, the Queen conjures up a deadly storm and strikes the princess with lightning, thus killing her fully and sealing the Queen's beauty lable.
Pinocchio: Pinocchio doesn't manage to escape the Coachman's donkey changing Pleasure Island complex and becomes not just a donkey; but a living donkey puppet. Pinocchio is sold to a travelling circus/freak show and stays there for the rest of his life, not knowing that Monstro has eaten his father.
Cinderella: Cinderella doesn't escape from her room and misses the grand duke with the slipper. Lady Tremaine releases the girl and (along with her daughters) beats her for going to the ball. Cindy is kicked out of the house and is sent on the streets with Jaq and Gus in her pocket. Winter arrives, and the pontential princess dies of frost bite.
Alice in Wonderland: She's about to break through the door into the real world, but the Queen gets her, dragging her miles away from waking up. She escapes the clutches of the Queen and her executioner, yet finds herself back in Tulgey Wood, where she is lost and unable to get to the talking door so that she can wake up (so basically, she's dead).
Peter Pan: Seeing that Tinkerbell is dying amongst the rubble in the exploded den, Pan lets his vitality go into Tink, thus causing himself to die. Tink tries to fly back to the ship to save Wendy and the boys, yet gets caught in a spiders web and is eaten alive by a tarantula. Captain Hook throws Wendy and the boys to the crocodile, causing the croc to burp out the clock. Hook and his ship sail away from Neverland, and all of Neverland, stripped of its timelessness thanks to the ejected clock, ages away until nothing is living.
Sleeping Beauty: The evil fairy, knowing that Aurora can still be awakened despite her effort in keeping Phillip captive, decides to set an even stronger curse that cannot be weakened by goodness to cause anyone who kisses the princess to turn into a statue. Phil escapes, yet Malifecant does not mind. On seeing that her love has become a lifeless sculpture, the princess kills herself.
101 Dalmatians: Cruella finds the puppies and skins them for a coat. The next time she visits Roger and Anita's, she is clad in the puppy coat. Angered by the smell of his sons and daughters on the evil lady, Pongo bites the villain and is later put down.
The Aristocats: Edgar sends the cats to Timbuktu and is set to become stinking rich, whilst the Aristocats are used in an African witch doctor's medicenes.
Robin Hood: Robin is captured and is hanged at dawn. The morale of the villagers and the merry men becomes so low, that they all sink into mental illness.
The Little Mermaid: Ursula now rules the oceans and turns the kingdom of Atlantica into a facist regime. She orders Ariel and Eric's punishment for resisting her and the two become little prawn like things, which are then used in desperation by the now homeless and starving daughters of Triton as food.
Snow White: The Queen returns to the castle and transforms herself back into a beautiful woman. On hearing that Snow White is left in a clearing to rest, the Queen conjures up a deadly storm and strikes the princess with lightning, thus killing her fully and sealing the Queen's beauty lable.
Pinocchio: Pinocchio doesn't manage to escape the Coachman's donkey changing Pleasure Island complex and becomes not just a donkey; but a living donkey puppet. Pinocchio is sold to a travelling circus/freak show and stays there for the rest of his life, not knowing that Monstro has eaten his father.
Cinderella: Cinderella doesn't escape from her room and misses the grand duke with the slipper. Lady Tremaine releases the girl and (along with her daughters) beats her for going to the ball. Cindy is kicked out of the house and is sent on the streets with Jaq and Gus in her pocket. Winter arrives, and the pontential princess dies of frost bite.
Alice in Wonderland: She's about to break through the door into the real world, but the Queen gets her, dragging her miles away from waking up. She escapes the clutches of the Queen and her executioner, yet finds herself back in Tulgey Wood, where she is lost and unable to get to the talking door so that she can wake up (so basically, she's dead).
Peter Pan: Seeing that Tinkerbell is dying amongst the rubble in the exploded den, Pan lets his vitality go into Tink, thus causing himself to die. Tink tries to fly back to the ship to save Wendy and the boys, yet gets caught in a spiders web and is eaten alive by a tarantula. Captain Hook throws Wendy and the boys to the crocodile, causing the croc to burp out the clock. Hook and his ship sail away from Neverland, and all of Neverland, stripped of its timelessness thanks to the ejected clock, ages away until nothing is living.
Sleeping Beauty: The evil fairy, knowing that Aurora can still be awakened despite her effort in keeping Phillip captive, decides to set an even stronger curse that cannot be weakened by goodness to cause anyone who kisses the princess to turn into a statue. Phil escapes, yet Malifecant does not mind. On seeing that her love has become a lifeless sculpture, the princess kills herself.
101 Dalmatians: Cruella finds the puppies and skins them for a coat. The next time she visits Roger and Anita's, she is clad in the puppy coat. Angered by the smell of his sons and daughters on the evil lady, Pongo bites the villain and is later put down.
The Aristocats: Edgar sends the cats to Timbuktu and is set to become stinking rich, whilst the Aristocats are used in an African witch doctor's medicenes.
Robin Hood: Robin is captured and is hanged at dawn. The morale of the villagers and the merry men becomes so low, that they all sink into mental illness.
The Little Mermaid: Ursula now rules the oceans and turns the kingdom of Atlantica into a facist regime. She orders Ariel and Eric's punishment for resisting her and the two become little prawn like things, which are then used in desperation by the now homeless and starving daughters of Triton as food.
-
Alice
- Gold Classic Collection
- Posts: 446
- Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:40 pm
- Location: Wønderland, New Yørk
I love the whole Idea of Alice being in a Coma..........Wonderlicious wrote: Alice in Wonderland: She's about to break through the door into the real world, but the Queen gets her, dragging her miles away from waking up. She escapes the clutches of the Queen and her executioner, yet finds herself back in Tulgey Wood, where she is lost and unable to get to the talking door so that she can wake up (so basically, she's dead).
I always pictured her being in a Coma instead of Sleeping.........
Alice coming back with POWER! POWER!
-
Wonderlicious
- Diamond Edition
- Posts: 4661
- Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2004 9:47 am
- Location: UK
- Contact:
You know, I remember coming up with an idea for a TV musical adaptation of Alice as a kid (I'm a loser, I knowAlice wrote:I love the whole Idea of Alice being in a Coma..........
I always pictured her being in a Coma instead of Sleeping.........
), and I remember the reason why Alice went to Wonderland was that she dreamt whilst being in a coma by the riverbank after a branch fell on her head. I know that it's an odd idea, yet it just reoccured to me...-
TashieGirl
- Gold Classic Collection
- Posts: 219
- Joined: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:25 pm
- Location: Berkeley, California, USA
- Contact:
Sleeping Beauty: Prince Philip dies because of Malificent firery breath. Then Malifcent turns back into her normal self and stabs Aurora to death while Aurora is still sleeping. Since there's no future king and queen anymore, Malificent takes over the kingdom and makes everyone her slaves, includng Flora, Merryweather, and Fauna.
Okay, that was dumb. I'll post more later. Great topic by the way!
Okay, that was dumb. I'll post more later. Great topic by the way!
"But I guarantee you, if straight men had a period you would never hear the end of it."
-Margaret Cho
-Margaret Cho
Bambi - Bambi is shot; forest denizens greive, yet forget as the Great Prince of the Forest produces another offspring (or 20) with the other does of the forest.
Aristocats - Cats are sent to Timbuktoo, die either from lack of air, or freezing tempatures in a plane's cargo hold. Edgar gains inheritence, only to go bankrupt from poor investments; Edgar dies from one too many depression fueled alcohol binges.
Lilo and Stitch - Stitch drowns; Lilo gets a new cat a couple weeks later, finds more like minded friends and becomes art student in college.
Mary Poppins - As they feel increasingly withdrawn from their parents, Jane marries at 16 to escape only to find herself in an abusive marriage.. until her husband is sent off (and dies) in the Great War. Michael becomes a banker, and every bit as cold as his father. Bert dies of respitory failure due to soot build up in his lungs. Mary, tasting failure, retires. Glynis' dream of women's voting rights comes true in 1928.
Aristocats - Cats are sent to Timbuktoo, die either from lack of air, or freezing tempatures in a plane's cargo hold. Edgar gains inheritence, only to go bankrupt from poor investments; Edgar dies from one too many depression fueled alcohol binges.
Lilo and Stitch - Stitch drowns; Lilo gets a new cat a couple weeks later, finds more like minded friends and becomes art student in college.
Mary Poppins - As they feel increasingly withdrawn from their parents, Jane marries at 16 to escape only to find herself in an abusive marriage.. until her husband is sent off (and dies) in the Great War. Michael becomes a banker, and every bit as cold as his father. Bert dies of respitory failure due to soot build up in his lungs. Mary, tasting failure, retires. Glynis' dream of women's voting rights comes true in 1928.