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A Sensible alternative to Silverwear
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 4:13 pm
by Maerj
Tonight I decided to eat dinner using FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips instead of a spoon or fork. They worked brilliantly. Think about all of the millions of dollars wasted every year on expensive silverwear when you could just use FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips as utensils.
Think about all of the environmental damage done by millions of people using plastic silverwear. Sure you may think it is disposable, but when you throw that plastic spoon, knife, fork or even spork away... what does away really mean? Instead of creating all of that excess waste, why not make the intelligent choice and eat that food using FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips?
Now I know you are probably thinking at this point about the bags. Well, they are 100% recyclable. I use them as insulation, keeps my place cool in summer and nice and warm in the winter.
So why not make the intelligent choice and throw away all of that silver wear you may currently own and replace it with tasty and useful FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips .
Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 7:01 pm
by MickeyMousePal
No Way!!! Maerj
I will eat with silverware tonight!!!

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:21 pm
by Paka
Hehe... you go Terry! That's using your head!

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 10:37 pm
by Maerj
Thanks Paka!
Actually, I had a pretty bad day at work and really didn't feel well. I guess we all have different ways of dealing with things. Those Frito Scoops tasted pretty good though.
Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 12:52 am
by MickeyMouseboy
How Proposterous! I would never stop using my silverware! Silverware lives on!

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 8:32 am
by pinkrenata
I think that sounds like a grate ida!!!
I like bread boles to
They are good for if you want to tryed a chilly!!!
I eat allot of Fritos

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 8:40 am
by Luke
I have never tried FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.
They might be good, because I to like Fritos.
Maybe one day I try FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.
Hu noz?

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 9:07 am
by Maerj
On a deadly serious note...
FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips are really good.
I am eating beef stew using FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips right now. Try FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips today!
Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 12:22 pm
by MickeyMousePal
Yeah ok Maerj what ever you say.
FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips taste really, really good!!!
I just bought some yesterday and open it and they were excellent!!!

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 12:27 pm
by Maerj
MickeyMousePal wrote:Yeah ok Maerj what ever you say.
FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips taste really, really good!!!
I just bought some yesterday and open it and they were excellent!!!

Good, now try using them as spoons.
But not with waffles.
That doesn't work so well.
Strawberry syrup (for making Strawberry milk) is great on waffles.
Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 3:24 pm
by Mermaid Kelly
Someday I'll try them, but for now I will continue to use my dinglehopper.

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:48 pm
by Satoshi
Food is good yo.
But seriously, I ate some FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips just a few minutes ago with bean dip. Don't you just love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips? I love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. Whoever doesn't love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips is crazy. As for me, I'm just crazy for FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.
Eat FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips, be happy.
P.S. FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips
Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 2:48 pm
by Maerj
Satoshi wrote:Food is good yo.
But seriously, I ate some FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips just a few minutes ago with bean dip. Don't you just love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips? I love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. Whoever doesn't love FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips is crazy. As for me, I'm just crazy for FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.
Eat FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips, be happy.
P.S. FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips
What are you trying to say?
Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 10:04 pm
by Satoshi
Maerj wrote:What are you trying to say?
Nothing. I'm especially not trying to get you to buy lots of FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips by saying "FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips" so many times.
Do you know what are really good? FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. Especially when you have many bags of them. You can never have too many FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. No sir, FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips are things you can never have enough of. So go buy some more FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips today and add to your stock of FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips.
Err yes well, just some advice. It's not like I'm using mind control to MAKE you buy more FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips. That's just plain silly. *munches on FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips*
P.S. FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips are sold at all good stores. So go buy some more of those FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips today!
Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 11:01 pm
by Maerj
I think that you are starting to like FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips as much as I do.
Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 11:39 pm
by MickeyMouseboy
I must condem FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips! They're against all eating etiquettes and class! I must object in the use of this Chips as replacements of nice, shiny and clean silverware! I must keep the hight standards alive that was passed down to me by my ancestors and used by the Queen herself! What a honour to eat with Silverware!
FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!® brand Corn Chips are heretic and must be burn in the stake! They're the root of all evil and must be destroyed!
P.S. MMBoy is part of the National Board of Proper Etiquettes and Class

now everyone polish your silverware!

Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 2:47 am
by 2099net
Isn't the best alternative to silverware YOUR FINGERS®?
Using YOUR FINGERS® as an alternative to silverware, you'll never have to take any dining equipment with you anywhere, including FRITOS® brand SCOOPS!®. YOUR FINGERS® are the most adaptable form of tableware available - they can stir, tear, gather, convey, kneed, squash, sculpt and flick.
YOUR FINGERS® have been used since the beginnings of mankind for eating, and often the oldest, tried and tested methods are the best. It's no coincidence that when eating a baby will instinctively use YOUR FINGERS® with no prompting from the adults.
YOUR FINGERS® come in a range of sizes and colours, although sadly your often stick with the set you are given at birth. But it is possible to customise YOUR FINGERS® with nail extensions, umpteen shades of nail polish and of course rings. YOUR FINGERS® need never be the same for two days in a row.
YOUR FINGERS® the sensible alternative to silverware!
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:43 am
by Angelstreetpup
silverware
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:22 am
by Sunset Girl
You know, I'm afraid there's a downside to all of this. . . just think of all the fat you're adding to your meal!
Personally, I prefer chopsticks.

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:38 am
by Nicky
Mmm, those corn chip spoons will go well with my cereal in the morning.
