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Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:40 am
by Marky_198
We all know times have changed and Disney tries to desperately be "cool" with their titles, and also the language in the films is now "It's like, 7.15, it's like really cool". Also the newest tweenstars cover the great hits from the classics and make them a lot cooler of course. And of course we all know that films with princesses were never popular at all, so a film like Rapunzel must be called "Tangled". So what if the classics were made today? What would the titles be?
Snow White - Poisoned
Bambi - Shot
Tarzan - Dangled/Hurled
Dumbo - Bullied
Alice in Wonderland - Confused
Pinocchio - Shafted
Any more suggestions?
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:55 am
by universALLove
Peter Pan -
Neverland: The Return of Michael Jackson
Sleeping Beauty -
Pricked 
The Aristocats -
Catnapped
The Fox and the Hound -
Frenemies
The Little Mermaid -
Splash
The Hunchback of Notre Dame -
Genocide: The Struggles of a Gypsy Woman (La Da Dee, La Da Da)
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Beauty and the Beast -
Enchanted
...and if they decide to do a short for
Frozen no doubt they'll call it
Melted Ever After 
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:01 am
by Marky_198
Haha "Pricked"
101 Dalmatians - "Spotted"
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:04 am
by SWillie!
Look, here's THIS topic for the ten zillionth time.
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:18 am
by Sky Syndrome
Dumbo - Trunks
Robin Hood - Outfoxed
universALLove wrote:The Fox and the Hound - Frenemies
I really like that one!
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:25 pm
by WilbyDaniels
Cinderella: Abused
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:29 pm
by WilbyDaniels
Lady and the Tramp:Redeemed
Peter Pan: Kidnapped
The Sword in the Stone:King
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:59 am
by Jules
universALLove wrote:The Fox and the Hound - Frenemies
In Italy it's actually known as "Nemicamici", which is a portmanteau of "nemici" and "amici" (enemies and friends).
SWilly! wrote:Look, here's THIS topic for the ten zillionth time.
I know!
But now I'm laughing!
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:15 am
by Cheshire_Cat
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - "Dwarfed"
Pinocchio - "Boys Will Be Boys"
Cinderella - "The Slip"
*Get it? It's a pun on Cinderella's glass slipper and over the fact that she gave her step-mother "the slip" when she went to the ball!
The Rescuers - "Swamped"
The Little Mermaid - "Fish Out Of Water"
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:45 pm
by Elladorine
Marky_198 wrote:We all know times have changed
Eh, not really . . .
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:52 pm
by pap64
I second enigawing: as clever of a jab towards Disney this may seem, it is FAR from being recent.
Re: Titles of the Classics if they were made today...
Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 1:59 pm
by Escapay
Ed Gombert's list is just as classic as the films mocked.
Albert