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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:20 pm
by AwallaceUNC
Please welcome back <b>Dottie</b>!
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Best New TV Series</center>

: Every year there are loads of new TV series, some good, some bad and
usully not even half of them are allowed to stick around. This year,
like always there were some bad ones, but also many that we feel should
be allowed to return for a 2nd season and more. But only one of all
these shows is the one we loved most to receive the UD Award for Best
New TV Series. The nominees are:
Back to You
Cavemen
Dirty Sexy Money
Private Practice
Pushing Daisies
Samantha Who?
...And the award goes to...
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"Samantha Who?"
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Congratulations to "Samantha Who?"!
Stay tuned for more!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:23 pm
by AwallaceUNC
And now for another award that nobody wants!
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Worst Film of the Year</center>
The nominees are:
300
Premonition
Wild Hogs
...And the "winner" is...
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Wild Hogs
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Better luck next year, Tim Allen, et al!
Stay tuned for more!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:30 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best TV Sitcom or Comedy</center>
The nominees are:
30 Rock
Family Guy
The Office
Pushing Daisies
Reba
Samantha Who?
Scrubs
...And the winner is...
...It's a tie!...
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"The Office"

&
"Pushing Daisies"

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Congratulations to the winners!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:33 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best TV Drama</center>
The nominees are:
Desperate Housewives
Heroes
...And the winner is...
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"Desperate Housewives"

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Congratulations to "Desperate Housewives"!
And now we're down to just 5 TV categories remaining... but first, we have some more Movies awards to hand out!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:53 pm
by AwallaceUNC
As we move into the final hours of our ceremony, we begin to cart out the most coveted awards, starting with the supporting performance awards...
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Best Supporting Actor in a TV Series</center>
The nominees are:
Chi McBride (Pushing Daisies)
Rainn Wilson (The Office)
Shawn Pyfrom (Desperate Housewives)
...And the winner is...
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Rainn Wilson
for "The Office"

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Congratulations to Rainn Wilson and "The Office", a big winner tonight!
Stay tuned for more!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:56 pm
by AwallaceUNC
Please welcome back <b>Dottie</b>!
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Best Supporting Actress in a TV Series</center>

: This year's variety of supporting actresses is pretty cool and they
come from very different TV shows that all have an audience. We have a
psychiatrist, an office-worker, and a tiny waitress selling pie to just
name a few. But all these supporting characters wouldn't be so lovely if
it weren't for the fantastic actresses portraying them. This year the
nominees in the category "Best Supporting Actress in a TV Series" are...
Amy Brenneman (Private Practice)
Andrea Bowen (Desperate Housewives)
Jenna Fischer (The Office)
Kristin Chenoweth (Pushing Daisies)
Melissa McCarthy (Samantha Who?)
...And the award goes to...
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Jenna Fischer
for "The Office"
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Congratulations to Jenna Fischer, winning her second award tonight for the same role!
Stay tuned for more!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:59 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best Supporting Actor in a Film</center>
The nominees are:
Alan Rickman (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
Geoffrey Rush (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End)
Javier Bardem (No Country for Old Men)
John Travolta (Hairspray)
Robert Downey Jr. (Zodiac)
Zac Efron (Hairspray)
...And the winner is...
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John Travolta
for <i>Hairspray</i>

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Congratulations to John Travolta and <i>Hairspray</i>!
Stay tuned for Best Supporting Actress!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:02 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best Supporting Actress in a Film</center>
The nominees are:
Amanda Bynes (Hairspray)
Imelda Staunton (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
Michelle Pfeiffer (Stardust)
Queen Latifah (Hairspray)
Susan Surandon (Enchanted)
...And the winner is...
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Imelda Staunton
for <i>Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix</i>

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Congratulations to Imelda Staunton and <i>Harry Potter</i>!
When we return: the awards for Best Drama and Best Comedy!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:16 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best Drama</center>
The nominees are:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
No Country for Old Men
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Zodiac
...And the winner is...
...It's a tie!...
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

&
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

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Congratulations to the winners!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:22 pm
by AwallaceUNC
Once again, please welcome to the stage, <b>SpringHeelJack</b>!
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Best Comedy</center>

: While 2008 has seen many excellent dramas, one would be foolish to overlook a number of excellent comedies. This year gave us one film version of a show that’s run for eighteen seasons, two highly successful musical comedies, two unexpected pregnancies, and three unpopular kids looking to get lucky. I'm not even going to try to be funny for fear of being unfavorably compared to some of these movies. The nominees for the 2008 Movie Award for Best Comedy are…
Enchanted
Hairspray
Juno
Knocked Up
The Simpsons Movie
Superbad
...And the winner is...
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Enchanted

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Congratulations again, <i>Enchanted</i>! Thanks for making us laugh!
This leaves us with just the Big Five in the Movies category. Before we get to those, though, we'll return to Music to reveal the Greatest Pop Stars of All Time!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:53 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Greatest Male Pop Star of All Time</center>
Most pop stars come and go but a select few last forever. The nominees for <b>Greatest Male Pop Star of All Time</b> are:
Elton John
Elvis Presley
Michael Jackson
...And the winner is...
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Elvis Presley

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Congratulations to Elvis!
And now for the Greatest Female Pop Star of All Time...
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:56 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Greatest Female Pop Star of All Time</center>
Most pop stars come and go but a select few last forever. The nominees for <b>Greatest Female Pop Star of All Time</b> are:
Amy Grant
Christina Aguilera
Madonna
Mariah Carey
...And the winner is...
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Amy Grant

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Congratulations to Amy Grant!
Up next: The award for Best Animated Feature Film!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:35 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best Animated Feature Film</center>
The nominees are:
Meet the Robinsons
Ratatouille
Shrek the Third
The Simpsons Movie
...And the winner is...
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Ratatouille

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Congratulations to <i>Ratatouille</i>!
Stay tuned for more, when we close out the Radio section of the awards!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:02 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best National Radio Program</center>
And now for our biggest Radio award of the year. The nominees for <b>Best National Radio Program</b> are:
The nominees are:
Dr. Laura
The Rush Limbaugh Show
Sean Hannity Show
Wake Up With Whoopi
...And the winner is...
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"Wake Up With Whoopi"


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Congratulations to Whoopi!
Up next: PeterPanfan brings us the award for Best Book!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:09 pm
by AwallaceUNC
And now please welcome <b>PeterPanfan</b>!
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Best Book</center>

: This year there are three very diverse books that have been nominated for "Best Book". One was written by a famous English fiction writer, one by an extremely talented Christian/Pop artist, and the other by a sarcastic Republican. <i>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows</i> ended an era in book writing, with it's innumerable fans. <i>Mosaic... Pieces of My Life So Far</i> is a bestselling autobiography-related book that received rave reviews and should be on everyone's bookshelf. And last, but certaintly not least, is <i>If Democratics Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans</i>. The latter contains some of Ann Coulter's controversial quotes, each chapter with an introduction by the author. Again, the nominees are:
<i>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows</i> by J.K. Rowling
<i>Mosaic..Pieces of My Life So Far</i> by Amy Grant
<i>If Democratics Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans</i> by Ann Coulter
With that said, let the best book win!
The winner is...
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
by JK Rowling

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Congratulations once again to <i>Harry Potter</i> and JK Rowling!
Thanks, PeterPanfan, for the wonderful speech!
Up next: Best Song of the Year!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:12 pm
by PeterPanfan
Uhm..Aaron..I hate to say this, but, you miscategorized that last one.

Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:15 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best Song</center>
The nominees for <b>Best Song of 2007</b> are:
Maroon 5 - "Makes Me Wonder"
Maroon 5 - "Wake Up Call"
...And the winner is...
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"Makes Me Wonder"
by Maroon 5
(Warning: The below video contains some mature content)
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Congratulations once again to Maroon 5!
Up next: Best Artist!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:20 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best Artist</center>
The nominees for <b>Best Artist of 2007</b> are:
Amy Grant
Carrie Underwood
Hanson
Maroon Five
...And the winner is...
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Amy Grant

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Congratulations again to Amy Grant!
Up next is the final Music award: Best Album!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:26 pm
by AwallaceUNC
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Best Album</center>
The nominees for <b>Best Album of 2007</b> are:
Amy Grant - <i>Greatest Hits</i>
Hanson - <i>The Walk</i>
Maroon 5 - <i>It Won't Be Soon Before Long</i>
Reba McEntire - <i>Reba Duets </i>
...And the winner is...
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Greatest Hits
by Amy Grant

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Congratulations to Amy Grant on her 15th award this year! Congratulations also to <i>Greatest Hits</i>, which has won the award for Best Contemporary Christian Album, Best Country Album, Best Rock or Pop Album, and Best Album!
That's it for music, everybody!
Next, we'll unveil the three most coveted TV awards!
-Aaron
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:33 pm
by AwallaceUNC
Please welcome back <b>Dottie</b>!
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Best Actress in a TV Series</center>

: This year, the TV season was, let's admit it, just weird. Of course
there was the writer's strike but before that some people said it
already got off to a bad start and some said it was one of the best
seasons in a long time. In the end the viewers decide, but there is one
thing that is absolutely sure: Like every year there are some wonderful
females who make us laugh, cry, feel any emotion that you can have while
watching TV and we nominated some of the very best, some old, some new. The nominees are:
America Ferrara (Ugly Betty)
Anna Friel (Pushing Daisies)
Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives)
Felicity Huffman (Desperate Housewives)
Marcia Cross (Desperate Housewives)
Teri Hatcher (Desperate Housewives)
...And the award goes to...
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America Ferrara
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Congratulations to America Ferrara and "Ugly Betty"!
Thanks for the presentation, Dottie!
Up next: Best Actor in a TV Series
-Aaron