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Chipmunks make me really sad. They keep coming around my neighborhood and the cats keep attacking them, but they don't kill them and so they suffer and squeak and flail around and I don't get outside to kill them soon enough, so they end up dying a slow and painful death.

The goldfish fishtank in my roomates' place broke (that mother****ing thing was over $300 - maybe even over $500 and was less than 12 months old before breaking, CHEAP PIECE OF CRAP!!!! What, do these people think everyone's made of money?!!) and so the goldfish had to be moved into the tropical tank less than 2 days ago this morning and already one has died.

Anyone getting at all excited about Halloween? I am. I'm going to be going Avatar Crazy all of October, 1 different horror or Halloween - related Avatar every day.

I've had a while to think it over.

Lazario wrote:Anyone getting at all excited about Halloween? I am. I'm going to be going Avatar Crazy all of October, 1 different horror or Halloween - related Avatar every day.

I've had a while to think it over.

I know that Jane's excited because she's going to be a pirate this year.

I'll probably don my usual trench coat and fedora and go around telling people that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Escapay

I could say that I'm a bit too old for Halloween, but this year I'll giving them candy while my mother is busy cleaning up the house. I don't know what I'm going to be for this year, but I'll figure out soon enough.

No costumes for me this year - I'll be working too much to do that. In fact, I haven't worn a costume since the mid '90s. Life just got so horrifying - I scared people simply by going out "As Is."

Okay, you know what really bugs me? People who call you on the phone, and leave a voicemail saying "I'm leaving a message" or "Call me back". Pardon my French, but isn't obvious you want me to call you back if I didn't answer the damn phone? If you're going to leave me a message, be descriptive; Tell me what you're calling for and THAN say "Call me back". Otherwise I think you're just calling me out of boredom.

Oh yeah! One more thing - I bumped this thread to reestablish humor. See my lame attempt.... *points up* .... Right up there.



JM

GUENEVERE:
Tra la! It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
Blissfully astray.
Tra la! It's here!
That shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts
Merrily appear!
It's May! It's May!
That gorgeous holiday
When ev'ry maiden prays that her lad
Will be a cad!
It's mad! It's gay!
A libelous display!
Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
Ev'ryone breaks.
Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes
The lusty month of May!

Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?
What sweet feelings does its scent transmute?
Whence this perfume floating ev'rywhere?
Don't you know it's that dear forbidden fruit!
Tra la la la la! That dear forbidden fruit!
Tra la la la la!

GUENEVERE & CHORUS:
Tra la la la la [etc.]

GUENEVERE:
Tra la! It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That darling month when ev'ryone throws
Self-control away.
It's time to do
A wretched thing or two,
And try to make each precious day
One you'll always rue!
It's May! It's May!
The month of "yes you may,"
The time for ev'ry frivolous whim,
Proper or "im."
It's wild! It's gay!
A blot in ev'ry way.
The birds and bees with all of their vast
Amorous past
Gaze at the human race aghast,
The lusty month of May.

CHORUS:
Tra la! It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
Blissfully astray.
Tra la! It's here!
That shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts
Merrily appear.
It's May! It's May!
The month of great dismay.

GUENEVERE:
When all the world is brimming with fun,
Wholesome or "un."

GUENEVERE & CHORUS:
It's mad! It's gay!
A libelous display!
Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
Ev'ryone breaks.
Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes
The lusty month of May!


Couldn't help myself.

Me likey this thread!!! I will be posting nonsense here!
I am a little weird & wacky & people won't stop talking to me if i do that here lol.

Hi! I'm enigmawing! As my name implies, I'm mysterious and flighty.
Or maybe it's that I'm both dark and light. Or that I like weird 90's music and . . . aircraft?

. . .

Oh wait, this isn't the introduction thread?

*steps out feeling a tad embarrassed*

Howdy, I'm ajmrowland! As my name should imply, I'm all over the internet! Remember, vote for me to become the next president of the united states, and I'll throw in some free bubblewrap!

For anyone who goes through the first 2.5 pages of this thread ... I was still young and naive and immature back then.

Julian Carter wrote:For anyone who goes through the first 2.5 pages of this thread ... I was still young and naive and immature back then.

Compared to the wise and mature Julian we know today.



I BRAKE 4 CHEEZ,
JM