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Ariel (on the phone): "No- you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish. UNDERSTAND?!"

MAD HATTER: Tea?! Don't let's be silly! Coffee, that's different...

Madam Mim: "I like experimenting with my hair color. Dirty blond, sandy blond, cornsilk blond. It's very silky and shiny. And I know that it's strong because I can continue to color it over and over again. My hair is always ready for its' closeup."

Mickey Mouse: Screw you guys, I'm going to Warner Bros.

Thumper's Mother: "A mighty hunter's hunting for enemies. Beware, all bunnies, 'cause he never, ever says 'Please.' He's gonna get you if you'll come play peek-a-boo-oooooo. Run, bunny, run. Let's have some fun. You're gonna be a bunny stew. I promise you. I'll turn you into bunny stew. Here I go. Sneak, sneak. RAAWR!!"

HALLOWEENTOWN RESIDENTS:

Christmas time is here
Happiness and cheer
Fun for all that children call
Their favorite time of the year

Snowflakes in the air
Carols everywhere
Olden times and ancient rhymes
Of love and dreams to share

Sleigh bells in the air
Beauty everywhere
Yuletide by the fireside
And joyful memories there

Christmas time is here
We'll be drawing near
Oh, that we could always see
Such spirit through the year
Oh, that we could always see
Such spirit through the year...

Jafar- Streetrat..er I mean Aladdin...I have something to tell you. I really I think you're a very attractive young man despite what others may have said about you. Your chisled upper body is wonderfully exposed in a delicious manner and you have a wonderful head of hair. And your teeth are so white and gorgeous....and I-I love how you are rough and run around without shoes on and and...........(he grabs Aladdin and begins to make out with him) I love you! Would you be my lover??

Mad Madam Mim-Me an ugly old creep? (chuckles) No no those days have been put behind me. You see I realized that being a loony kook wasn't all it was cracked up to be. So I have decided to reform. I owe alot of it to Martha Stewart. I spent my days being sick watching Martha Stewart living and now I have dedicated my entire existence to cooking and doing fun little arts and crafts. Would yo u like some fresh baked chocolate cookies? They have walnuts in them

Maleficent- (to the fairies) Now dears Aurora looks better in the blue dress. It compliments her hair and eyes and she just looks lovely in it.

The Evil Queen-(to her pet raven) Barthlomew, don't look so scared. I am simply off to a Halloween party that is why I look so scary. And I am not going to kill Snow Snow we're simply role playing. Now perk up I am going to give you a belly rub when I get back!

PRACTICAL PIG: (building his house of bricks)
She's a brick... house
Mighty, mighty, just lettin' it all hang out,
She's a brick... house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
Ain't holding nothing back.
She's a brick... house
We're together everybody knows,
And here's how the story goes...

She knows she got everything
A woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she use, the things she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!

Pocahontas: My movie does not hold together like the perfect Disney Broadway musical.
Giselle: Hey, so does mine! HI-5 SISTA!

Jay wrote:The Evil Queen-(to her pet raven) Barthlomew, don't look so scared. I am simply off to a Halloween party that is why I look so scary. And I am not going to kill Snow Snow we're simply role playing. Now perk up I am going to give you a belly rub when I get back!

Is his name really Bartholomew? That's really hilarious, by the way, like, seriously! And the belly rub tops it! Ah,hahahaha!!! Your other ones are really funny too, I really think the Maleficent one is really funny.

Big Disney Fan I thought the Halloweentown one was pretty funny!

Lazario, I like the Ariel one, that's really really funny!

Avonleastories, haha, that's really funny! I'm not sure if I would really say they're perfect Broadway musicals, or at least, I don't think they're more perfect than The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, or Aladdin.

Thank you so very much, Disney Duster, for the kind words! Anyway:
The Princesses Lullaby of Broadway (special appearance by CJ):
Jasmine: Guess who's comin' on B'WAY!
Ariel: Don't rub it in!
Esmerelda: I'm on B'Way too!
Belle: You talk now, but just wait. Even though my show's closed, I STILL am the Best selling Broadway show of all time, so stick it in your juice box and suck it! You're going to do badly just like the rest of them!
Nala: Well, I have the longest running show out of all yall.
Belle: You are not a Disney Princess, get outta here.
Ariel: I want to say.....
Belle: It can't be that important, you flop.
Ariel: Flop? Jane's the flop, her show barely lasted a month!
Jane: Oh, yeah? Well, at least my show made sense to people.
CJ: If you girls can't stop, I'll ask avonleastories to stop!
Belle: Oh, shut up! We're really scared.
CJ: All right, I am locking this.
Belle: You can't lock a private conversation. FAIL!
CJ: Oh, you bitch!

That was pretty funny!

Thank you, BigDisneyFan!

Wendy: I am going to keep my mouth shut, or as Edith Bunker says "Take A Lock!" When your parents do not want you to say something they said, say "Take A Lock." Well, that was fun. I really enjoy talking, you know. I have 30,000 wall posts on Facebook. I believe in fairy tales, or pixie tales, to make TinkerBell happy. Justy keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. Waht do we do? We swim, swim, swim. Oooooooh, I love to swim! When you want to swim you.....
Peter Pan: Why don't you take your lock and shove it up your g****** throat!

Uncle Remus: Shut up, fo'!

Roberta Guaspari: NO WIRE HANGERS, EVERRRRRRRRR!

Winnie the Pooh: If Disney dont stop, I am gonna ta kick some hunny bun!

Eric: Sailing is not really my thing.

Ursula: (looking in mirror) Oh ****, I better get some Jenny NOW, my pumpkins are so huge, Cinderella could probably fit in them.

Cinderella: Cleaning? Stepfamily, may you drop ******* dead.

Any of the Disney Villains: AH NO!

I liked some of those last ones, the Uncle Remus and Cinderella one was really funny, but that Broadway show one was really, really funny!

I wish they never closed BatB, and instead just put TLM where Tarzan was. Then maybe BatB would be one of the longest running musicals right up with TLK.

Disney Duster wrote:

Jay wrote:The Evil Queen-(to her pet raven) Barthlomew, don't look so scared. I am simply off to a Halloween party that is why I look so scary. And I am not going to kill Snow Snow we're simply role playing. Now perk up I am going to give you a belly rub when I get back!

Is his name really Bartholomew? That's really hilarious, by the way, like, seriously! And the belly rub tops it! Ah,hahahaha!!! Your other ones are really funny too, I really think the Maleficent one is really funny.

Haha no his name isn't Bartholomew lol I just came up with it. I heard what his real name was ages ago but I cant remeber it. And thanks lol my personal fave is the Madam Mim one (=

Thank you, Disney Duster and BigDisneyFan!

TIANA: I want a feast!
TIANA'S FATHER: You just ate!
TIANA: I want a bean feast. Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts So good you could go nuts.

No, now!!

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me
Now!

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now.

Jay wrote:Haha no his name isn't Bartholomew lol I just came up with it. I heard what his real name was ages ago but I cant remeber it.

It wasn't Diablo, was it? Because that's for Maleficent's raven (it means Devil, of course!).

Disney Duster wrote:

Jay wrote:Haha no his name isn't Bartholomew lol I just came up with it. I heard what his real name was ages ago but I cant remeber it.

It wasn't Diablo, was it? Because that's for Maleficent's raven (it means Devil, of course!).

No it wasnt that it was something else it meant like death or something of that nature. Those villainesses sure pick cheery names for their pets!

The big bad wolf:
"I've become a vegetarian. The very idea of eating pork now makes my me sick!"

Donald Duck:
"Now please be calm and restrain yourself!"

Gaston: "Le Fou, I think I'm falling in love with you".

Doc: Do-do-dop-dopey... we're gon'na teach you how to listen err I mean communicate.

*Grumpy shows Dopey some words: Flash, Seabiscut*

Basheful: say Flash

*Dopey looks confused*

Happy: Come on now

Dopey: I can communicate just fine without you guys dumbing me down... *stands up to Happy* and i have tried talkin before you just don't remember.