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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:11 pm
by schoollover
Esmeralda- quasimodo, how's life going my ugly hidioeus friend

Jasmine: Why would I want to go to the palace: It's full of dirty poor people.

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:24 pm
by Big Disney Fan
DIM (the dung beetle from "A Bug's Life"):

Who's skipping down the streets of the city,
Smilin' at everybody he sees?
Who's reaching out to tickle an insect?
Everyone knows it's Diiiimm!

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WDWLocal came up with the original idea, but I improved it:

PRINCE NAVEEN (as a frog):

Hello, my baby, hello, my honey,
Hello, my ragtime gal!
Send me a kiss by wire.
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me.
Then you'll be left alone.
Oh, baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own!

...or...

Everybody, do the Michigan Rag!
Everybody likes the Michigan Rag!
Every Mame and Jane and Ruth
From Weehawken to Duluth
Slide, ride, glide the Michigan,
Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan,
Jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag!
That lovin' rag!!!

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:49 pm
by Escapay
On March 13, 2010, BDF wrote:
WDWLocal wrote: PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Everbody do the Michigan Rag...

PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal...
That was pretty funny!
On April 4, 2010, BDF wrote:PRINCE NAVEEN (as a frog):

Hello, my baby, hello, my honey,
Hello, my ragtime gal!
Send me a kiss by wire.
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me.
Then you'll be left alone.
Oh, baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own!

...or...

Everybody, do the Michigan Rag!
Everybody likes the Michigan Rag!
Every Mame and Jane and Ruth
From Weehawken to Duluth
Slide, ride, glide the Michigan,
Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan,
Jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag!
That lovin' rag!!!
I've heard of the memory cheating, but this is ridiculous.

albert

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:09 am
by Big Disney Fan
Escapay wrote:
On April 4, 2010, BDF wrote:PRINCE NAVEEN (as a frog):

Hello, my baby, hello, my honey,
Hello, my ragtime gal!
Send me a kiss by wire.
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, honey, you'll lose me.
Then you'll be left alone.
Oh, baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own!

...or...

Everybody, do the Michigan Rag!
Everybody likes the Michigan Rag!
Every Mame and Jane and Ruth
From Weehawken to Duluth
Slide, ride, glide the Michigan,
Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan,
Jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag!
That lovin' rag!!!
I've heard of the memory cheating, but this is ridiculous.

albert
I know it was put up already, but I was just trying to make it longer, more complete and more contextual. Plus, I felt it ended kind of prematurely, so I just decided to finish it off better.

Also, look at this (something that I and I alone thought of):

(Mary Poppins had won the horse race on her merry-go-round horse)

REPORTER: There probably aren't words to describe your emotions.

MARY POPPINS: Now, gentlemen, please. On the contrary, there's a very good word. Am I right, Bert?

BERT: Tell 'em what it is.

MARY POPPINS: Right. It's... (singing)

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay.
My, oh, my, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine headin' my way.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay.
Mr. Bluebird's on my shoulder.
It's the truth, it's actual,
Everything is satisfactual.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay.
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day.

Now, can we please be nicer to each other?

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:04 pm
by Escapay
BDF wrote:I know it was put up already, but I was just trying to make it longer, more complete and more contextual. Plus, I felt it ended kind of prematurely, so I just decided to finish it off better.

<snip>

Now, can we please be nicer to each other?
You're missing my point, BDF. You've been told time and again to not plagiarize, and while I'm sure the concept of Naveen singing Michigan J. Frog's songs has been thought of before on other forums, in this particular one WDWLocal was the first to bring it to light. So even if you wanted to "make it longer, more complete and more contextual", you still didn't cite that you got the idea to make it longer from WDWLocal's original post. Instead, people who haven't read WDWLocal's earlier post will think you thought of having Naveen sing. It may seem little and petty to you, but plagiarism, no matter how small or large a scale it is, is still wrong.

I'll be nicer when you stop plagiarizing. It's a serious offense, regardless if it's a published work, a term paper, or just an online forum.

albert

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:05 pm
by Big Disney Fan
Escapay wrote: I'll be nicer when you stop plagiarizing. It's a serious offense, regardless if it's a published work, a term paper, or just an online forum.

albert
I just took care of the citing process earlier. I just cited the source. Now, can we please just put this behind us?

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CAPTAIN REX: (actually arriving at Endor) Hey, look! We finally made it to the Endor moon! And it only took about 20-plus years!

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:30 pm
by Escapay
BDF wrote:I just took care of the citing process earlier. I just cited the source.
That's all anyone asks.

albert

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:33 am
by avonleastories95
Maleficent as Maria Von Trapp (singing): The Hills are alive with the sound of Music with songs they have sung for 1,000 years. The Hills fill my heart with the sound of music. My heart wants to sing every song it hears! I go to the hills when my heart is lonely. I know what I would hear what I heard before. My heart will be blest with the Sound of Music and I'll sing once more!

Evil Queen as Eilza Doolittle: All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air! Wouldn't it be loverly?

Yzma as Mary Poppins: A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down in a most delightful way!

Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:08 am
by WDWLocal
KING TRITON: Let's go fishing.

GOOFY: ...thus making Einstein's theory null and void.

GOOFY: Woof-woof! Bark-bark! Arf-arf!

PLUTO: Meow.

CLARABELLE: Meat on the table.

POOH: Could you spare a plateful of vegetables and a glass of water?

EEYORE: I'm so happy I could just burst!

WHITE RABBIT: I'm exhausted! Time for some much-needed relaxation and meditation.

WALL-E: I, robot.

ANY OF THE PRINCESSES: I don't need this (removes tiara and throws it away).

TINKER BELL: Screw Peter Pan--he doesn't really love me that much. Let him have his fun with Wendy. My heart belongs to Terence anyway...speaking of which, I'M LATE FOR A DATE WITH TERENCE!!!

Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:37 pm
by avonleastories95
Mulan: What the- who the hell you?
Mama Odie: Who da hell you?
Mulan: I am the owner of this house!
Mama Odie: Annt, my baby TIANA owns this house!
Mulan: I am now going to call the police!
Mama Odie: I ain't scared of them po pos! Go and call, hoe!
Mulan: If I called, they would be here in 10 minutes!
Mama Odie: That will give me nine to beat the hell out you!
Mulan: I know Tae Kwon Do!
Mama Odie: and I know Whoop Yo Ass!

Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:47 pm
by Big Disney Fan
WDWLocal wrote: PLUTO: Meow.
Actually, Pluto does go "meow" like a cat in an episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. It's called "Mickey's Silly Problem", in which the Silly Switch goes on the fritz and makes everyone behave in comical ways, like Mickey only speaking in rhyme and Pluto making any kind of noise besides bark.

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:31 pm
by avonleastories95
More of Mama Odie as Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Ma Odie: What do you want to be?
Girl from Sister Act 2: A lawyer
Ma Odie: That's good, I might need you to get me off, after I kill 'em! Murder One!

#2
Mama Odie: Hold up, Hold up, let me sign out! Go. To. Hell.

#3
Mama Odie: Fairy Godmother, do me a favor!
Fairy Godmother: What?
Mama Odie: Put the shut to the up. Okay? Shut to da up!

#4
Mama Odie: Did you see "Basic Instinct?" Well, this is not that kind of a movie!

#5
Mama Odie (on the phone): I will go to jail for attempted murder, but not for murder. The sentence for Murder just takes too damn long! I want no po pos at my do dos!

#6 (I saved my favorite for last!)
Big Daddy LaBeouf: Where Odette at? Odette?
Fairy Godmother: Mr. LaBeouf, calm down.
Big Daddy: I won't be calm, you were shootin' at me dog! Odette?
Mama Odie: LaBeouf, what the? LaBeouf, what the Hell is wrong with you get off of ma property! I do not know who's got alzemier's, you or yo wife!
Get the hell off ma property!
Big Daddy: Imma call the police on you!
Mama Odie: Does I look like I'm scared of them po pos? Go and call da po pos, I ain't scared of them po pos!
Big Daddy: You have one more time, big ol nasty whale.
Mama Odie: I am the whale, and here's you talkin' like a BIG WHITE COW(starts mooing).
Big Daddy: Odie, you better not be foolin' with ma dog or I will bust you WIIIIIIDDDDDEEE open!
Mama Odie: GET OFF OR I WILL GET THE PO POS, THEY WILL BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES, I WILL USE THE NINE TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU AND YO WIFE!

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:49 pm
by Margos
Odette? Do you mean Stella? :wink:

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:10 pm
by avonleastories95
Margos wrote:Odette? Do you mean Stella? :wink:
Oh, now I see! I had no idea that Mama Odie's real name was Stella! Of course, I had only seen the Princess and the Frog once, and I did not notice her name was Stella. In my mind, Odie is short for Odette, and that is why she I gave her that name. Thanks, Margos!

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:10 pm
by Margos
avonleastories95 wrote:
Margos wrote:Odette? Do you mean Stella? :wink:
Oh, now I see! I had no idea that Mama Odie's real name was Stella! Of course, I had only seen the Princess and the Frog once, and I did not notice her name was Stella. In my mind, Odie is short for Odette, and that is why she I gave her that name. Thanks, Margos!
Wait, what? Oh, I misunderstood... :oops:
You see.... When is said "You were shootin' at me dog," I thought you were calling Big Daddy's dog "Odette." And I was saying that his dog was named Stella. But you meant Mama Odie, :lol: ! Sorry!

The Horned King loves his balloon!

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:57 am
by Kraken Guard
Sorry about the pictures, but it had to be done.. Besides, i thought it went pretty good with a game like this! :lol:




Image
I loves my balloon!

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Alas! The Horned King + Balloons = Pop!

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:21 am
by avonleastories95
Welcome to UD, Kracken Guard! I hope you enjoy your time here! Anyway:
MALFICENT: Now you shall deal with me, o prince, and all the powers of DISNEY IN THE 2000'S!
CAPTAIN HOOK: Even though Peter took off me hand, Boys will be Boys! Why am I the only one in Neverland who is a grown up besides the Indians!
CRUELLA DE VIL: I am going to throw blood at the next person I see who wears a fur!
QUEEN OF HEARTS: I am actually going to talk out my problems this time. I remember I used to answer everything I didn't like with a beheading! How Horrid, I am ashamed by my behavior!
CATS FROM "PLUTO'S JUDGEMENT DAY": We find the defendant not guily, he's not gulity, he's not guilty, he's not guilty. N-O-T G-U-I-L-T-Y! HOORAY!
MAD MADAM MIM: Oh, I admit it, I am not the powerful Wizard! I am just a crazy old Grandma!
EVIL QUEEN: Kill my only daughter because she is BETTER LOOKING THAN I AM? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, DTIZY DISNEY?!?! I love my stepdaughter!
JESSICA RABBIT: Judge Doom has a heart as big as my boobs!
ROGER RABBIT: That's nice, Jessica!
JESSICA RABBIT: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:09 pm
by Big Disney Fan
REX: (at the end of the very last flight on the old Star Tours) Hey, sorry, folks! I will never be able to do better again. It was my last flight, and I never got used to my programming.

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:22 am
by WDWLocal
VIDIA: Oh no! I think I just went through a red light!

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:30 pm
by Margos
LIZZIE: You know what? I let this f***ing fairy into my house, and what did it f***ing do? Get me in trouble! TWICE! That's what if f***ing did! And now it wants me to fly all the f***ing way to f***ing London in the middle of a f***ing rainstorm to save some other f***ing fairy! What the f***!? NO! F*** this, f*** you, f*** your friend, and f*** Pixie Hollow. I'm DONE!

TINK, RO, DESS, FAWN, SIL, BOBBLE and CLANK: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: