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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:06 pm
by SmartAleck25

That was great, zackiellovedisney!
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:28 pm
by Big Disney Fan
WALT DISNEY: I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing: that it was all started by some contractual mumbo-jumbo that screwed me out of a gig to draw a cartoon rabbit.
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:41 pm
by Margos
Big Disney Fan wrote:WALT DISNEY: I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing: that it was started by some contractual mumbo-jumbo that screwed me out of a gig to draw a cartoon rabbit.
You know.... it's sort of true is the sad thing.... Perfect timing to bring that up, too, I just got my Oswald pin from DMR!! I just love that Lucky Rabbit!

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:29 pm
by Big Disney Fan
(On a VERY slow day at Disneyland)
TIKI ROOM CAST MEMBER: Wake up, Jose!! WAKE UP, JOSE!!! I SAID WAKE UP!!! OH, JUST WAKE UP!!!!
JOSE: (yawns) Buenos dias, senorita. My siestas are getting longer and longer. Oh, look at all the people! (only three people are in the room)
...or...
TIKI ROOM CAST MEMBER: Wake up, Jose!! WAKE UP, JOSE!!! I SAID WAKE UP!!! OH, JUST WAKE UP!!!!
JOSE: (yawns) Buenos dias, senorita. (sees three people in the room) Oh, god, it's my family!
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GHOST HOST: ...but there's room for a thousand! Any volunteers? (five hours later) Well, it's been five hours and I guess there are no volunteers... I'm going back to... dead... Anyone get that one? Anyone? No one? Well, good night.
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TALKING SKULL: Ye come seeking adventure and salty old pirates, eh? ...Oh, you weren't? Okay, never mind.
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:12 pm
by Mason_Ireton
Margos wrote:
I just got my Oswald pin from DMR!! I just love that Lucky Rabbit!

Do have a pic of the lucky rabbit pin??? I couldn't find any on disneypins.com
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit: Mickey if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be here
Mickey: Oh yeah, well I nearly bought half of the world
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:04 pm
by Margos
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:31 pm
by Mason_Ireton
wow that's cool
Practical Pig: Hmmm....I think I'll work in a butcher's shop...Worked for dad.
Fifer Pig: I'm callin Extreme Makeover Home Edition
Roger Rabbit: Jeepers a sequel? thought I couldn't work with Warner Bros any more....lousy Disney suits.
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:33 pm
by Big Disney Fan
SNOW WHITE: What's up, Doc?
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ALICE: Shhh... be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.
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DONALD DUCK: You're dethpicable!
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ANY OF THE THREE LITTLE PIGS: Ee-ba-de, ee-ba-de, ee-ba-de, th-that's all, folks!
Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:31 pm
by Mason_Ireton
(Walt deciding bout using TV)
TV SalesMan: Look Mr.Disney... Televison's the future, it's gon'na kill the theaters....
Walt: what's televison?
TV Salesman: Its this new magic box where pictures shows, doesn't cost a thing , it's still in progress
Walt: How will it help my company?
TV Salesman: Might give ya a lastin impression on the public, use all thos old cartoons
Walt: No I don't see a profit in tv, I'm stickin with theather.
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:14 pm
by WDWLocal
FIGARO: Sufferin' succotash!
PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Everbody do the Michigan Rag...
PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal...
STITCH: Where is my explosive space modulator? I want to blow up the Earth.
DONALD DUCK: Boy, am I hungry. I could sure use a bit of some delicious peking duck right about now.
SILVERMIST: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
PIGLET: Oink-oink.
ROBIN HOOD: I must pay my taxes.
MULAN: Konichiwa. I'm actually Japanese.
FIGMENT: Let's face it, folks. I've got no imagination.
ANY OF THE DISNEY RABBITS: Eh.... What's up, Doc?
MICHAEL EISNER: Rest in peace, Roy Disney. I am very sorry for treating you so badly. You will be sorely missed.
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:27 pm
by blackcauldron85
WDWLocal wrote:
FIGMENT: Let's face it, folks. I've got no imagination.

:lol::lol:
I found that really, really funny!
Big Disney Fan wrote:SNOW WHITE: What's up, Doc?
That's clever, since she knows Doc...
Big Disney Fan wrote:TALKING SKULL: Ye come seeking adventure and salty old pirates, eh? ...Oh, you weren't? Okay, never mind.
lol!
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:42 pm
by Big Disney Fan
WDWLocal wrote:
PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Everbody do the Michigan Rag...
PRINCE NAVEEN (in his frog form, singing): Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my ragtime gal...
That was pretty funny!
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 8:19 pm
by Margos
WDWLocal wrote:
SILVERMIST: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
FAWN: There's a snake in my boot!
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:10 pm
by ajmrowland
Iridessa: Woo, girl! I need some shade.
Mickey: Bugs Bunny can suck it:twisted:
Maleficent: Oh, screw this! He's gonna escape, anyway.
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:18 am
by Big Disney Fan
Margos wrote:WDWLocal wrote:
SILVERMIST: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
FAWN: There's a snake in my boot!
FAWN: Yee-haw! Giddy up, partner! We gotta get this wagon train a-movin'!
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:22 pm
by Big Disney Fan
MICKEY MOUSE: We shouldn't be doing "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" anymore! Walt Disney would never stand for such a show that rips off "Dora the Explorer"!
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:46 am
by WDWLocal
BEAGLE BOYS: Forget about going after Scrooge McDuck's money. We'll just going to end up back in jail anyway. Instead, let's go get jobs and earn money the honest way.
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:08 am
by Big Disney Fan
Forgot one part:
Big Disney Fan wrote:MICKEY MOUSE: We shouldn't be doing "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" anymore! Walt Disney would never stand for such a show that rips off "Dora the Explorer"!
ROBERT IGER: Walt Disney died, Mickey.
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:54 pm
by schoollover
Kesha; by Ariel
Look at that stuff, thinking she's neat
With her autotuned voice, she think's she has everything
she uses vocal gadget's and gizmoz a plenty,
she wears, whozits, and whatitz galore,
You want a std, she's got 20
but they don't care, they still want to hear more.
I wanna be anywhere she isn't
and i wanna see people with real talent singing
and not being promiscous, whichj she would say is being free
And 'm ready to know why she is so popular
Ask people why they like her and the answers would probably be because she's hot.
When' it my turn, wouldn't love to send her way up above, into space
then, I could take her place, and actually beee, a singer who did not have to use autotune and hopefully be Part Of The Talented World.
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:13 pm
by Scarred4life