What to Expect When You're Expecting

Theatrical Release Date: May 18, 2012 / Expected Rating: PG-13 / Studio: Lionsgate

Director: Kirk Jones / Writer: Shauna Cross, Heather Hach (screenplay); Heidi Murkoff (books)

Cast: Elizabeth Banks, Cameron Diaz, Anna Kendrick, Jennifer Lopez, Genesis Rodriguez, Chris Rock, Dennis Quaid, Brooklyn Decker, Chace Crawford, Rodrigo Santoro, Joe Manganiello, Megan Mullally, Matthew Morrison, Thomas Lennon, Rob Huebel, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Rebel Wilson, Cheryl Cole, Ben Falcone

Plot: Five couples prepare to become parents.

Domestic Box Office Prediction: $40 million

Honestly, does any detail I've just listed interest you in any way whatsoever? Let me guess, multi-generational pregnancy jokes. Only way to save it now is to write a part for one of the most discussed stars of this year's Oscars, Jennifer Lopez's left nipple.

Outlook: Bleak

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