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Change the ending of the Disney movies...comicly!
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:37 pm
by Wonderlicious
Okay, this is only a joke, so don't start screaming at me.
Bambi-
A hunter goes to shoot Bambi when suddenly...Bambi's mother returns as a zombie. She goes and feasts on all the hunters' flesh and later, she turns on to Flower.
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 3:05 pm
by my chicken is infected
Oh, the FUN I can have with this.
Hunchback - Quasi grabs Esmerelda before she and Phoebus kiss and plants a huge one on her lips. She realizes she loves Quasi and tells Phoebus to buzz off. Phoebus finally admits that he's gay and kisses Clopin.
Snow White - When the Prince wakes Snow White up, she starts ranting about how he never bothered to show up at all during the rest of the movie and decides to marry all seven dwarfs.
Sleeping Beauty - Aurora gets fed up with the fairies fighting over the color of her gown, so she takes it off and dances with the prince in her undergarments.
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:08 pm
by PheR
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST--
When The Beast turns into a prince, and all the castle objects are "human again", Bell turns into a broomstick.
MULAN--
Shang comes to Mulan´s home dressed as a geisha to fool her, in revenge.
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:18 pm
by PatrickvD
PheR wrote:BEAUTY AND THE BEAST--
When The Beast turns into a prince, and all the castle objects are "human again", Bell turns into a broomstick.
MULAN--
Shang comes to Mulan´s home dressed as a geisha to fool her, in revenge.
oh those are good
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:08 pm
by darktruth
Isn't a geisha related to Japanese and Mulan is from Chinese legends?
Oh well it's still funny anyway lol.
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:14 pm
by AwallaceUNC
PheR wrote:BEAUTY AND THE BEAST--
When The Beast turns into a prince, and all the castle objects are "human again", Bell turns into a broomstick.
Time for Beauty And The Beast 1 1/2!
-Aaron
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:20 pm
by my chicken is infected
Oliver and Company - The end shows Jenny sporting a tattoo saying "Chicks Rock" and a leather jacket, joining Fagin's gang after deciding the rich life is too boring, and going around stealing and pulling pranks for a living.
Cinderella - After they get back to the palace, Cinderella starts obsessively cleaning the palace, driving the Prince crazy.
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:02 pm
by deathie mouse
Beauty and the Beast--
Belle: "You know, I think I liked you better when you were the Beast"
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:10 am
by ichabod
Home on the Range Pearl- Thanks girls! You saved the farm! Now get on the BBQ i'm hungry!
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:35 pm
by Just Myself
Teacher's Pet: Krank turns Spot into Pinocchio
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:41 pm
by GrapeGirl
Beauty and the Beast--
Belle: "You know, I think I liked you better when you were the Beast
deathie mouse, that's the same ending i was going for. ok here's an idea-
the little mermaid
Eric- "you know ariel, i think i'd like to be a merman and live with your family under the sea"
lol
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:43 pm
by Just Myself
Freaky Friday: Harry and Ryan switch bodies, a la 1977 Friday.
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:26 pm
by toonaspie
The Lion King - Simba climbs up the steps of Pride Rock and slips on a banana peel left by Rafiki. He knocks his head and now thinks he's a hyena!
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:31 pm
by deathie mouse
GrapeGirl wrote:deathie mouse, that's the same ending i was going for.
grape minds think alike
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:57 pm
by Evil Genie Jafar
Aladdin: Aladdin and Jasmine die by accident when they get stucked in the movie reel because Genie lifted it; the credits are now seen under blood.
The Little Mermaid: Ariel starts walking, running and jumping all over the kingdom until she realizes how much she misses being a mermaid when her feet start to hurt. So she ends up a little crazy and start living her days in the bathtub.
The Lion King: Before the hyenas eat all of Scar, a group of scientists show up and take him away. Back in the lab they clone him and release him later back at Priderock.
Tarzan: Jane gets bored quickly and secretly starts working on a boat. When she fnishes it, escapes. In the middle of the ocean a ship sees her and saves her. The ship's name was Titanic...
Sleeping Beauty: Tired of all the time she spent sleeping, Aurora starts building lots of discos in the kingdom and the rest of her life is spent living la vida loca.
Then, when she gets pregnant makes and order to shoot on sight at the fairies in case they wanted to take her baby away.