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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:18 pm
by Maerj
A BRIEF HISTORY OF PAPERCLIPS

The history of fastening bits of paper together begins in medieval times when clerics and lawyers would cut parallel incisions in the upper left hand corners of bits of paper or parchment and thread lengths of ribbon through them. Some time later, sealing-wax came along, so people could fix bits of paper together with this as well. More than half a millennium was to pass before anyone made a serious effort to improve on these systems.

In 1835 a New York doctor named John Ireland Howe invented the first practical machine for making pins, and in no time at all, people everywhere were using Howe's straight pins to fasten papers together. For most of the 19th century, the pin's predominance remained unchallenged, and clerical workers kept pricking themselves and dying of unpleasant diseases as a result.

The paperclip as we know and love it today was invented by Johann Vaaler, who was born in Aurskog, near Oslo in Norway, on March 15 1866. Vaaler studied at Oslo university and took a degree in mathematics and science and was working for an engineering company that was commissioned by the Norwegian government to come up with ideas for making the civil service more efficient. Vaaler started messing around with bits of wire and came up with several different designs for the world's first paperclips. Because Norway had no patent law at this time, he filed his patents in Germany in 1899. He was granted an American patent in 1901, though he rapidly disappeared from the paperclip scene for reasons that are unclear. He either didn't realise the huge financial potential of his invention, or he couldn't raise the money to go into business. Either way, he now had competition. In the US, a slightly different design of paperclip had been patented by Cornelius J. Brosnan of Springfield, Massachusetts in 1900. It was being marketed as the Konaclip.

The paperclip in its commonest modern form, i.e. the one with the double-oval shape, was British. It was produced by Gem Manufacturing Ltd and marketed as "the slide-on paper-holder that securely holds your letters, documents or memoranda until you wish to release them". Before the First World War, the Gem Clip had established its dominance in the world's markets. In fact, we paperclip-collectors still know it to this day as the Gem Clip. Different designs come and go, but the only one ever to challenge the Gem's predominance is the Owl Clip; this is usually square or rectangular in outline, and with two eye-shaped circles in the middle, giving the vague appearance of an owl's face. Owl Clips are popular with some paperclip-users as they don't get tangled with one another and they don't tend to snag in other papers that don't belong with them.

The world consumes stupendous quantities of paperclips nowadays. In the US alone, some eleven billion of them are bought annually. What is all the more remarkable about this is how few of them are actually used for holding bits of paper together. In one of those flippant surveys that companies often commission to get themselves some free publicity, Lloyds Bank claimed, a couple of years back, that of every 100,000 paperclips in the States:

19,143 are used as poker chips
17,200 hold clothing together
15,556 are dropped and lost
14,163 are absentmindedly destroyed during telephone calls
8,504 clean pipes and nails
5,434 become toothpicks

While only five are employed for the purpose for which they were designed.

Meanwhile, Johann Vaaler was never forgotten in his home country. There is a memorial to him in Oslo in the form of a statue of a giant paperclip. This isn't some bit of loony eccentricity; Norwegians have a strong sentimental regard for Vaaler's invention - for an excellent reason. . . During the Second World War, after German forces invaded and occupied Norway, an order was issued prohibiting people from wearing badges and brooches bearing the initials of their exiled king. So people started fixing paperclips to their clothes instead; to collars and lapels and cuffs and hemlines. The paperclip was a Norwegian invention, and its function was to bind things together, and so it became a symbol of patriotism and of solidarity against the invaders.


© Eugene Byrne, 2001

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:23 pm
by jabroni76
Oh! Wicked cool! That like the most informative thing I've read all day! Thanks a bunches! Cool. Cool. Cool.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:27 pm
by Loomis
Just what I need for the next trivia night.

Jabroni? If I'm ever on 'Millionaire', can I use you as the phone a friend? :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:32 pm
by Maerj
Sure you can, thanks for asking! PM me for my phone number.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:57 pm
by jabroni76
^^^

Loomis asked ME! not You!

and of course you may! ;)

And just as a second recource, you can ask Marej! :)

okay, I'll stop now! :P

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:59 pm
by Maerj
Please don't stop. We like you. In fact, maybe we will invite you to join our Secret Club?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:01 pm
by jabroni76
^^^

seceret club.. ooh... sort of like my club.. which none of you know about.. not even luke... ;)

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:07 pm
by Maerj
Well, if your Secret Club is that secret, maybe I already belong to it and you may not know! Is it a club related to some few special members on this board or is it something else?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:10 pm
by jabroni76
^^^

Dunno.. i just made it up! :P

So umm.. yeah! ;)

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:14 pm
by Maerj
Now you are just being silly, but you will be welcome to join our secret club anyway.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:16 pm
by jabroni76
^^^

haha.. hence the "I should stop now"

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:16 pm
by Maerj
Now you are just being silly, but you will be welcome to join our secret club anyway. :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2003 11:19 pm
by Loomis
jabroni76 wrote:^^^

Loomis asked ME! not You!

and of course you may! ;)

And just as a second recource, you can ask Marej! :)

okay, I'll stop now! :P
Children, children. Stop fighting over me.

I really should be used to it by now though.... :P

Whoops I did mean to ask Marej, but jabroni you can be my phone a friend too!

And if there is a Secret Club, I want in.

Especially if there is code words and handshakes and decoder rings and stuff...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:06 am
by jabroni76
Loomis, you should know that you're the coolest. It's like an honor to fight over you! ;) :P

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:27 am
by Sulley
Maerj, I love it. :lol: Perhaps just because I'm bored (which I am now fully confident that you as well have experienced this unpleasant feeling) or because I feel like being a bit annoying today, the section that talks about what every 100,000 paperclips are used for actually only adds up to 80,000 (80,005 if you count the five used for its real purpose). I checked on my computer calculator. :wink: :lol:

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:45 am
by indianajdp
Frenchman Michel Lotito has a very unusual diet. Born on June 15, 1950, he has been consuming large quantities of metal and glass since he was nine years old. To date, he has eaten supermarket carts, television sets, bicycles, chandeliers, razor blades, bullets, nuts and bolts, lengths of chain, phonograph records, computers, and an entire Cessna 150 light aircraft (which took him nearly two years to consume). It seems that his body has adjusted to this unusual diet, as he eats nearly two pounds of metal every day. His technique includes lubricating his digestive tract with mineral oil, cutting the parts into bite-size pieces, and then consuming a large quantity of water while eating this junk.

Source: Reader's Digest Facts & Fallacies, 1988, Reader's Digest

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:59 pm
by poco
Now why would anyone WANT to do that?

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:05 pm
by Maerj
A Poem for Poco:



To my Dearest Poco,
So nice you drive us loco,
Thanks for your many posts,
Yours are the ones that mean the most,
The rest are all just a joke-o!


:) :D :) :D

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:57 pm
by Loomis
jabroni76 wrote:Loomis, you should know that you're the coolest. It's like an honor to fight over you! ;) :P
Awwww. I'm blushing :oops:

Despite the obvious sarcasm :P

I think there should be a Loomis fan club.

Perhaps I'm the only one who thinks so, though...

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:41 pm
by jabroni76
I second that... of course with me being Vice President... since jabroni has loomis written all over it! ;)