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MMBoy's Unrated ShowGirls V.I.P Edition Review!

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:28 pm
by MickeyMouseboy
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:o Showgirls! :o That was my reaction when this tittle got announced to get the deluxe treatment from MGM. Released in 1995 to much negative reviews from the media. The movie was made having a NC-17 rating that's how it was shown in theater and that's what we get in this DVD! what does that mean? well that means more nudity, sex and violence so unless you are over 17 follow me as we review this exciting world of showgirls!

Retailed at $39.98, This set is worth it with everything that comes included! the box itself comes with a slip cover! let's say a pg-13 slipcover. When you remove it you get the R rated cover! :D

the box is shiny and so beautiful the red logo with the diamonds sparkle at you, it puts you in extasis as you open the box to look at the content. you just can't say goodbye to elizabeth berkley on the cover box but you know something much better awaits inside!

The first thing you'll find is a poster! A poster? yes! but this is not ordinary poster! when you open it ::shock!:: :jawdrop: It's a poster of elizabeth berkley with no clothes on! and believe me this is a very detailed glossy poster! this poster will provide you with hours of excitement as you play Pin the Pasties on the Showgirl game! you will need:

Showgirls V.I.P Edition Tassel pasties (2)
Showgirls V.I.P Edition Blindfold
Showgirls V.I.P Edition Shot Glasses (2)
Showgirls V.I.P Edition Poster
Tape or push pins
Plenty of your favorite NON- Alcoholic beverage or if you're naughty enough let's bring the booze! :lol:
2 or more of your friends

Let me say MGM does not condome drinking but please do it responsably!

as you remove the poster you get the wonderful add ons included with this long awaited DVD release!

2 shot glasses with the showgirls logo are on the left top of the box side by side. As we head south the deck of cards reside on their own! Where's the pasties? I asked as my whole purchase was made for the pasties alone! wait........the movie too! as I removed the cards there they were! my precious! staring at me waiting to be held! and no you can't use this on yourself or your loved one! cuddos at MGM! :lol: As we head east we come to the DVD. While no chapter listing is included it does come with a insert with elizabeth saying "ready for more?"as I removed the amaray there was more to be explored! we get 7 lobby cards/game cards. You didn't think that Pin the Pasties on the Showgirl was the only game now, did you? You'll definetly will get hours of fun with this set! You get games like:

- Sip or STRIP!
- Champagne Room

many more!

wait there's more under the cards! there resides the blind fold! all of this is house in a red velvet feel like holder thing. The $24.99 was well spent! I might not have a chance to play this games with anyone but it's just feels good to own this set. The DVD is not as jam packed as we hoped guys but it's an improvement over the older version. We get the Anamorphic Widescreen (2.35:1), 5.1 DD (be prepare to be blown away!), we learn how to lap-dance!, excellent picture and a Bloody/Wicked/mad/cool/groovy/awesome good of a time!

RECOMMENDED!!! :up:

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:54 pm
by Mr. Toad
Shudders at the thought of MickeyMouseBoy walking around wearing the pasties. Come on admit it, youve at least considered it.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:35 am
by Loomis
Well, I'm getting it too so I think me wearing the pasties would be potentially worse.

What about the DVD, MMB?

I've seen the photos, I want to know how crystal clear those boobies are! :o

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:56 am
by MickeyMouseboy
Loomis wrote:Well, I'm getting it too so I think me wearing the pasties would be potentially worse.

What about the DVD, MMB?

I've seen the photos, I want to know how crystal clear those boobies are! :o
The DVD is not jam packed but it has some nice features! The picture is crystal clear and vivid! I didnt notice any grain or anything! the sound it was loud and awesome! this whole presentation made the movie very exciting for me. I loved watching it again! Best movie ever no matter what everyone says!

The nipples are very clear with no grain or artifacts. I think MGM took the time to Digitally Master each boobie for breath taking picture! :lol: and the poster is nowhere behind the movie! You can't wear the pasties cause they have suction cups they only work with the poster. When i got this I felt good just like when I bought the E.T. gift set. You'll enjoy it friend loomis! when have I mislead you? :wink:

I watched the how to do a lap-dance tutorial, movie, theatrical trailer and the showgirls diary scene 7 and 8 storyboard to screen. Need to watch the rest of the storyboards, audio commentary and the trivia track

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:44 am
by DisneyChris
MickeyMouseboy wrote:
Loomis wrote:I've seen the photos, I want to know how crystal clear those boobies are! :o
The nipples are very clear with no grain or artifacts. I think MGM took the time to Digitally Master each boobie for breath taking picture! :lol:
Em... I don't think you should be typing something like this, especially when maybe there are young kids reading this forum... :headshake:

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:18 am
by Kim Olav Svines
No matter how young, no harm done for hearing the word boob, or for that matter seeing one. It's just healthy. :)

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:35 am
by MickeyMousePal
BAD BOY BAD BOY what gonna do when they come for you!!!! :D

BAD BOY BAD BOY!!!!! :D

This is a Disney site we have young teenagers here!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:59 pm
by MickeyMouseboy
This is an Unrated Thread about Showgirls what do you expect? :D

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:29 pm
by Loomis
MickeyMouseboy wrote:This is an Unrated Thread about Showgirls what do you expect? :D
Yeah, I have to say...

If you are going to read a thread about the movie Showgirls, you have to expect some boobs.

And MickeyMousePal - you keep calling us bad boys, yet you keep showing up in these threads. Thou protest too much, methinks.

Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:25 pm
by MickeyMouseboy
Loomis wrote:
MickeyMouseboy wrote:This is an Unrated Thread about Showgirls what do you expect? :D
Yeah, I have to say...

If you are going to read a thread about the movie Showgirls, you have to expect some boobs.

And MickeyMousePal - you keep calling us bad boys, yet you keep showing up in these threads. Thou protest too much, methinks.
Did I mention the Boobs are anamorphically enhanced to Fit Your screen? :lol:

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:03 am
by Loomis
MickeyMouseboy wrote:
Did I mention the Boobs are anamorphically enhanced to Fit Your screen? :lol:
Well, I'll find out for myself tonight...because it arrived!
Yay!

I think my first stop will be the lapdance tutorial, followed by heavy usage of those shot glasses.... (remember kids - drink responsib..sibbib...ller....hic....resp....drink up!)

:float:

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:07 am
by MickeyMouseboy
Loomis wrote:
MickeyMouseboy wrote:
Did I mention the Boobs are anamorphically enhanced to Fit Your screen? :lol:
Well, I'll find out for myself tonight...because it arrived!
Yay!

I think my first stop will be the lapdance tutorial, followed by heavy usage of those shot glasses.... (remember kids - drink responsib..sibbib...ller....hic....resp....drink up!) :float:
Woo Hoo! I'm glad for you Friend Loomis! Cheers! Enjoy! Did Netty get his yet? :?

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:11 am
by 2099net
Mines held up in a bigger Amazon order (along with Aqua Teen Hunger Force Vol 2 and Sealab 2021 Vol 1, grumble).

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:35 am
by MickeyMouseboy
2099net wrote:Mines held up in a bigger Amazon order (along with Aqua Teen Hunger Force Vol 2 and Sealab 2021 Vol 1, grumble).
those 2 sets are already out! what's the hold up!?

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:40 am
by 2099net
There's a lot more in the order too.

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:46 am
by MickeyMouseboy
2099net wrote:There's a lot more in the order too.
well netty that sucks you need to order your sets according to release date so you can get them in a month and not when everything else is released.

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:20 pm
by MickeyMousePal
Must have Unrated ShowGirls V.I.P Edition!!!!
I need it now!!!! :P

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:41 pm
by MickeyMouseboy
MickeyMousePal wrote:Must have Unrated ShowGirls V.I.P Edition!!!!
I need it now!!!! :P
How come you changed your mind MMPal?

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:20 pm
by Swiss
MickeyMouseboy wrote:The nipples are very clear with no grain or artifacts. I think MGM took the time to Digitally Master each boobie for breath taking picture!
:thumb: wow, nice. I can't wait to pick it up at CircuitCity by tomorrow for the sale price. :D

Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:00 pm
by Loomis
MickeyMouseboy wrote:
MickeyMousePal wrote:Must have Unrated ShowGirls V.I.P Edition!!!!
I need it now!!!! :P
How come you changed your mind MMPal?
Yeah, weren't we all sickos and bad boys a few posts ago?

I think he was one over by your glowing review.

Or the prospect of boobies.