Farerb wrote: ↑Fri Jul 12, 2024 2:40 am
Which short and which classic feature would you pair together?
Cinderella (1950) - Chino Shorts - the classic, clean-cut look that's endured for ages and never goes out of style.
Sleeping Beauty (1959) - Chambray Shorts - it's all in how you wear them, they can be casual for a frolic in the woods, or more formal for a fancy sunset dinner on the beach.
The Fox and the Hound (1981) - Boxer Shorts - straight white males
love these. Sure, they're kind of basic and not exactly the most exciting in the bedroom, but they're comfortable and that's all that matters.
The Little Mermaid (1989) - Speedos - traditional and ideal beach wear for the sartorially-minded European.
Beauty and the Beast (1991) - Denim Shorts - a classic summer short first popularized by Boomers, but still popular with Millennials. Gen Z and Gen Alpha probably would only wear them ironically.
Aladdin (1992) - Denim Cut-Off Shorts - Denim Shorts with a "don't f*** with me" attitude.
The Lion King (1994) - Leather Shorts - performative wear for when you want everyone to know you're the Alpha in a room full of Betas, but - surprise, surprise - everyone around you are Sigmas.
Mulan (1998) - Skorts - a unisex design that has largely been worn by those of the female persuastion, however it is adaptable for comfort and aesthetics regardless how you identify.
Tarzan (1999) - Loincloth - does what it needs to do and lets the rest of the body be free.
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) - Cargo Shorts - everyone hates on them, but really, they have a lot of practical purpose, I swear! I still have a couple pairs in the back of my closet that I will wear on laundry day.
Lilo & Stitch (2002) - Board Shorts - catch a wave, brah.
Tangled (2010) - Boyfriend Shorts - made for women, but also designed as if they borrowed them from their boyfriend, it's the perfect short for the perfect couple.
Big Hero 6 (2014) - Biker Shorts - form-fitting, makes no qualms about showing off your body and offering a sense of pride at how well you wear them, regardless if you're a bony twink, a brawny athlete, or a big ole balloon.
Oh, you meant animated shorts.
Alby