Harry Potter, from Lord Voldemort's perspective
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:48 am
Imagine fifty-five years from now, they decide to make a film entirely based on Lord Voldemort’s point of view.
It turns out that Tom Riddle and Albus Dumbledore were once Love Interests; but after some circumstances that involved Dumbledore robbing Riddle of his nose for power, Tom Riddle turns to the dark side and proclaims himself as the dark lord, Voldemort.
So, as a way to get back at Dumbedore, Voldemort decides to try and kill Harry Potter… For some reason. But his killing curse backfires, and his soul is ripped from his body. After some few years, Harry Potter, now a little older, goes off to Hogwarts and finds Tom Riddles’ Diary; Harry meets with Tom’s Ghost, and the two of them become best of friends, despite Voldemort wanting to kill Harry to get back at Dumbledore for robbing his nose all them years ago.
One thing leads to another; plot-holes after plot-holes are created; a great battle breaks out at Hogwarts, yada-yada-yada… Dumbledore turns out to be the big bad; turns out Voldemort was watching Harry Potter for all those years, and grew to love the boy, despite the hole that Dumbledore left in his heart… And the robbing of his nose. But hey! Once Dumbledore dies, Voldemort gets his nose back! And everyone lives happily ever after!
... And yes, I am still very bitter toward the movie, Maleficent; I refuse to see it, because...
Long story short: I see that movie as, pretty much, the equivalent to what I just wrote.
Think what you will. Remove if necessary. But I had to get it out. I'm sorry.
It turns out that Tom Riddle and Albus Dumbledore were once Love Interests; but after some circumstances that involved Dumbledore robbing Riddle of his nose for power, Tom Riddle turns to the dark side and proclaims himself as the dark lord, Voldemort.
So, as a way to get back at Dumbedore, Voldemort decides to try and kill Harry Potter… For some reason. But his killing curse backfires, and his soul is ripped from his body. After some few years, Harry Potter, now a little older, goes off to Hogwarts and finds Tom Riddles’ Diary; Harry meets with Tom’s Ghost, and the two of them become best of friends, despite Voldemort wanting to kill Harry to get back at Dumbledore for robbing his nose all them years ago.
One thing leads to another; plot-holes after plot-holes are created; a great battle breaks out at Hogwarts, yada-yada-yada… Dumbledore turns out to be the big bad; turns out Voldemort was watching Harry Potter for all those years, and grew to love the boy, despite the hole that Dumbledore left in his heart… And the robbing of his nose. But hey! Once Dumbledore dies, Voldemort gets his nose back! And everyone lives happily ever after!
... And yes, I am still very bitter toward the movie, Maleficent; I refuse to see it, because...
Long story short: I see that movie as, pretty much, the equivalent to what I just wrote.
Think what you will. Remove if necessary. But I had to get it out. I'm sorry.