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"Soon Out of Work Eisner" Ken doll

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:30 pm
by Mushu2083
Well just for laughs, my friend Sandra and I turned a regular Ken doll into an Michael Eisner doll. We call it "Soon Out of Work Eisner" Ken doll (patent pending). We took a Ken doll, took off his regular clothes and dressed the doll in a barrell with suspenders. It comes complete with money hungry look and the need to make crappy sequels out of classic Disney movies! I'll see if I can get the pictures online and show you guys. It's pretty funny. :lol: (well to me it is)

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:39 pm
by jambo*rafiki
Pictures! I want pictures!!! :D
This reminds me of those ads I see all the time for Katie Couric and George Bush barbie dolls.

Re: "Soon Out of Work Eisner" Ken doll

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:49 am
by 2099net
Mushu2083 wrote:Well just for laughs, my friend Sandra and I turned a regular Ken doll into an Michael Eisner doll. We call it "Soon Out of Work Eisner" Ken doll (patent pending). We took a Ken doll, took off his regular clothes and dressed the doll in a barrell with suspenders. It comes complete with money hungry look and the need to make crappy sequels out of classic Disney movies! I'll see if I can get the pictures online and show you guys. It's pretty funny. :lol: (well to me it is)
Er. You do know how many millions upon millions Eisner will be taking home should he be made "out of work" don't you?

Re: "Soon Out of Work Eisner" Ken doll

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 2:23 am
by Loomis
2099net wrote:
Mushu2083 wrote:Well just for laughs, my friend Sandra and I turned a regular Ken doll into an Michael Eisner doll. We call it "Soon Out of Work Eisner" Ken doll (patent pending). We took a Ken doll, took off his regular clothes and dressed the doll in a barrell with suspenders. It comes complete with money hungry look and the need to make crappy sequels out of classic Disney movies! I'll see if I can get the pictures online and show you guys. It's pretty funny. :lol: (well to me it is)
Er. You do know how many millions upon millions Eisner will be taking home should he be made "out of work" don't you?
As opposed to the thousands of people he made "redundant" who probably more closely resemble your "barrell with straps" doll...

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:48 am
by Mushu2083
I know how how much money he will make if Eisner is made out of work, hence the "money hungry look". Eh, we just did it for laughs though. We don't want to be taken seriously or anything. Well we want to be taken seriously SOMETIMES.

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 12:20 pm
by MickeyMousePal
He now has a doll.
What next a Video game? :o

Re: "Soon Out of Work Eisner" Ken doll

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:17 pm
by jambo*rafiki
2099net wrote: Er. You do know how many millions upon millions Eisner will be taking home should he be made "out of work" don't you?
Not if my 'make Eisner penniless' scheme works. :twisted: Also, not if barrels with straps suddenly become the latest fashion.

Re: "Soon Out of Work Eisner" Ken doll

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:47 pm
by Loomis
jambo*rafiki wrote:
2099net wrote: Er. You do know how many millions upon millions Eisner will be taking home should he be made "out of work" don't you?
Not if my 'make Eisner penniless' scheme works. :twisted: Also, not if barrels with straps suddenly become the latest fashion.[/b]
It would make catching the bus a problem.

Re: "Soon Out of Work Eisner" Ken doll

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 11:21 pm
by Yuki
Loomis wrote:
jambo*rafiki wrote: Not if my 'make Eisner penniless' scheme works. :twisted: Also, not if barrels with straps suddenly become the latest fashion.[/b]
It would make catching the bus a problem.
Not if you took a running start, fell to the floor, and rolled to the bus...maybe even all the way to school!

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:23 am
by MickeyMouseboy
I can see the video game now!

Eisner's Nightmare will be available for Gcube, Xbox, PS2 and PC. every copy will come with a free ticket to download the exclusive video of Eisner's ban from the lot unedited!

There's stages. you have to find evidence thru the studio and lots to incriminate Eisner, starts with: first try to convience the cast members, second the animators, third the marketing dep., fourth the president of feature animation, fifth the shareholders, sixth Mr R. Disney, seventh the board, eight mickey and the gang and nine Walt Disney himself! The end of the game depending on the evidence you adquired you get to pick the ultimate punishment for Eisner from deep frying him alive with his cheapquels to torture him with his cheapquel reels out of the lot. new punishments will be available for download every day!

SRP $49.99 Street Date: The day after Eisner's termination

Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:44 pm
by jambo*rafiki
MickeyMouseboy wrote:. . . deep frying him alive with his cheapquels . . .
AHHH!!! Someone has even more of a grudge than most people . . . :P