DVDizzy Forum

You may have run into one of these games elsewhere online. The person above you posts a Wish they might like. Your job is to grant it... but with a twist or caveat afterward that ruins it or renders it pointless. (I searched but I couldn't find this game if there's already a version of it.) Then, you post a wish and the next person answers it.


Mine:
I wish I were a fast runner.

Your wish is granted:

As you are walking down the street, you pass by an alley way and see your significant other and some other person going at it. You shout, "Hey!" and the two try to run off. You chase after them, and then realize, "Hey, I am a fast runner after all!" But before you can celebrate this fact, you run right into a brick wall and get knocked unconscious. When you awaken the next day, you walk home only to find that your significant other and the other person has stolen your electronics, ate the last piece of cold pizza and left the box, and didn't water your fern.



I wish I could fly.

Not my Fern, Mayo! She's "the cat's meow."

Escapay wrote:I wish I could fly.

Granted, but then the sun disappears forever- so you can fly, but you can't see anything.


I wish Vylette hadn't killed my Fern.

Granted:

You steal a time-turner from Hermione Granger and go back in time to before Vylette killed your fern, and save it by taking it out of your apartment. Your other stuff still gets stolen, but at least you have your fern.


I wish I had a sandwich.

Vylette stole Fern again? When will she ever learn?

Escapay wrote:I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted: but since one of the definitions of sandwhich is, I quote: "To insert (one thing) tightly between two other things of differing character or quality," you're getting a dead rat carcass pinched between two nipple clamps (boy am I ever channeling Clive Barker with that one).

I wish Vylette would get a clue and realize that she isn't, again to quote the dictionary, "a person or thing of colossal power or achievement."