DVDizzy Forum

*ahem*


Thank You, Consumer-Friendly Packaging, for being anything but Consumer-Friendly. If you dont want to be stolen, wouldn't it be nice to have the store clerks open you for us?

THANK YOU, BODY, FOR BEING A SICKLY DELICATE THING. IT WOULD BE NICE IF I COULD LEAVE YOU WHEN YOU FAIL AND RUN ALL OVER THE WORLD AS NOTHING BUT SPIRIT.

Thank you, technology.

You give us so much enjoyment for such a short period of time. Wouldn't it be nice if the money we spend to buy you promised us you'd continue working for ownership. Instead, we're merely renting you.