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Stretch Armstrong Movie w/ Taylor Lautner coming in 3D 2012
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:17 pm
by disneyboy20022
Okay.....this turning toys into movies has gone too far now....
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/usmovies.a ... atest-role
For those who are thinking Stretch Arm who? Here's the commercial of the old Toy courtesy of Youtube,.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lw17Pb7Nso
also it appears Universal is also coming out with another movie only thing its based on a board game:
In related news, another Hasbro property-turned-Universal film, director Peter Berg's "Battleship," has moved its release date to May 25, 2012 - Memorial Day weekend.
and if you don't know what Battleship is....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrHs8CWDzmc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nabemWhMZhc
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:22 pm
by SpringHeelJack
Surely this will provide a subtle, organic 3-D experience.
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:44 pm
by Flanger-Hanger
SpringHeelJack wrote:Surely this will provide a subtle, organic 3-D experience.
Like beating your head with a game board or toy.
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:03 pm
by Siren
Way to ruin a fangirls' dream Taylor. I lost all respect for him.

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:19 am
by Lazario
Some people here like Taylor Lautner? I can't believe somehow it's news that this guy's up for a dozen new high-profile movie roles. No, I'm serious: news that they plaster up all over Yahoo! and IMDb.com.
I think now "turning toys into movies" has gained a whole new meaning.
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:08 am
by Wonderlicious
Next thing you know, we'll see
Pinocchio 3D, where the nose grows right out into the audience!
And even though "Stretch Armstrong" was a pretty silly toy (and it looks extremely camp, come to think about it), I bet that the film will take itself extremely seriously. Aren't Hollywood people so silly?

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:21 am
by Siren
Lazario wrote:Some people here like Taylor Lautner? I can't believe somehow it's news that this guy's up for a dozen new high-profile movie roles. No, I'm serious: news that they plaster up all over Yahoo! and IMDb.com.
A world of yes....just read the Twilight discussions. And I don't read movie news all the time. I generally get my movie news....here.
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:35 am
by Margos
Why, that's just ridiculous! Maybe someone will injure him, and he'll bleed pink goo all over the audience.

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 1:57 pm
by Lazario
Siren wrote:Lazario wrote:Some people here like Taylor Lautner? I can't believe somehow it's news that this guy's up for a dozen new high-profile movie roles. No, I'm serious: news that they plaster up all over Yahoo! and IMDb.com.
A world of yes....just read the Twilight discussions. And I don't read movie news all the time. I generally get my movie news...here.
That would be the fast way, wouldn't it? A lot of fact-checkers here, that's for sure.
I just don't see this guy as anything more than a prettyboy. Suddenly, people want him for everything like he actually has the acting talent of a Brad Pitt or a Colin Ferrell.
Ugh...
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:36 pm
by Siren
Yeah, I use to check comingsoon.com and all those, but eh. Most the time, people post the same stuff here anyways, and unlike at those sites, discussions are instant about those movies, were as I have to see what's up with it there and then go to a forum to discuss it. Saves myself the time.
There are worse actors. And considering he is being used in this role....do you really think they are choosing him for acting anyways? If they were casting him for say something like a Ridley Scott film or something of the like...something that would be Oscar worthy, I could understand your feelings against him. Most of the stuff he is being cast in now....he's being cast for his looks and name. But I do see he has acting potential. I don't think he's a bad actor at all. I think given a good script, (which he hasn't really been lately), he has the beginnings of a great actor. Afterall...Brad Pitt was just a pretty boy once too.
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:10 pm
by Duckburger
Umm, Universal...
I don't have anything against Taylor Lautner, but I just don't think he's that good of an actor, like, at all. And Universal is really scraping the barrel, what's next a live-action Monopoly mov... oh wait.
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:36 pm
by disneyboy20022
Or a Hungry Hungry Hippo's Movie mixed with the game Trouble..maybe in the style of Jurassic Park
The Tagline could be
These Hippo's are vey hungry which means your in "TROUBLE"

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:00 pm
by ajmrowland
kitties shouldn't say bad words.
Anyway, this is beyond fail.
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:36 pm
by SpringHeelJack
disneyboy20022 wrote:Or a Hungry Hungry Hippo's Movie
YOU STAY AWAY FROM A HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS MOVIE. I ALREADY HAVE A TREATMENT FOR THAT ONE.
SpringHeelJack wrote:Synopsis: A dashing and hunky young scientist invents a tiny round white pill with the help of his sexy, Megan Fox-esque assistant. The pill theoretically will satisfy an appetite for the remainder of a person's life, effectively ending world hunger. The scientist tests it out on four hippos. Unfortunately, the pill does not work as intended, and instead makes the hippos hungry hungry. They immediately begin to consume the entirely laboratory and make their way to New York City. Now the scientist and his assistant must stop the hippos with the help of a disgruntled big-game hunter (Samuel L. Jackson) before they devour the entire planet.
SO BACK OFF.
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:01 pm
by disneyboy20022
SpringHeelJack wrote:disneyboy20022 wrote:Or a Hungry Hungry Hippo's Movie
YOU STAY AWAY FROM A HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS MOVIE. I ALREADY HAVE A TREATMENT FOR THAT ONE.
SpringHeelJack wrote:Synopsis: A dashing and hunky young scientist invents a tiny round white pill with the help of his sexy, Megan Fox-esque assistant. The pill theoretically will satisfy an appetite for the remainder of a person's life, effectively ending world hunger. The scientist tests it out on four hippos. Unfortunately, the pill does not work as intended, and instead makes the hippos hungry hungry. They immediately begin to consume the entirely laboratory and make their way to New York City. Now the scientist and his assistant must stop the hippos with the help of a disgruntled big-game hunter (Samuel L. Jackson) before they devour the entire planet.
SO BACK OFF.
one word comes to mind...mind paraphrase Escpays WIST
WITOT: Wish I thought of that

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:24 pm
by Duckburger
ajmrowland wrote:kitties shouldn't say bad words.
Nah, he said excuse me. So, it's all good.

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:14 pm
by KennethE
Maybe my ultimate movie dream is not all that far off:
The Slinky Movie! 
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:53 pm
by Flanger-Hanger
KennethE wrote:Maybe my ultimate movie dream is not all that far off:
The Slinky Movie! 
This summer, he's about to find out that not everyone loves him...
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:30 pm
by blackcauldron85
Lazario wrote:Some people here like Taylor Lautner?
I love him in the
Twilight movies, but I love Jacob Black, so that's why; I don't really care about Taylor in other movies...nothing against him, but non-Jacob Taylor doesn't do it for me...
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:10 pm
by SpringHeelJack
Flanger-Hanger wrote:KennethE wrote:Maybe my ultimate movie dream is not all that far off:
The Slinky Movie! 
This summer, he's about to find out that not everyone loves him...
Robert Pattinson
IS the Slinky!