singerguy04 wrote:I feel like we could make a whole thread based on what we think is going on in these pictures, this is really funny.
So true.
And now, I guess I'll have a go at it...
PrincePhillipFan wrote:

Phillip: So this is your torture system? Tea?
Maleficent: Never underestimate the tediousness of afternoon tea, Phillip.
Phillip: I'm rather fond of tea, I don't find it tedious.
Maleficent: I know, this is just a bad joke written to get on the "write something funny for this picture of us" bandwagon. But it was kind of you to stop by and return the tupperware set from the party last week.
Phillip: That was some party, wasn't it?
Maleficent: I think I saw your wife sneaking off with Cindy.
Phillip: Yeah, those two are always going at it. They're like rabbits.
Maleficent: I'm surprised at how calmly you're taking your wife's infidelities.
Phillip: Well we know we're not exclusive to each other. After all, our marriage is a business arrangement. The fact that we lusted for each other after our first real meeting is just a perk.
Maleficent: So are you seeing anyone on the down low?
Phillip: Nah, I haven't found anyone yet. I'll sleep with Aurora every so often, you know, just to be getting a little something.
Maleficent: Well, if you're looking, I do know a lovely girl who lives alone in a cottage over in Andalasia.
Phillip: Really? What's her name?
Maleficent: Giselle. Hold on, let me find her address.
(Maleficent gets up to get her address book, Phillip continues sipping his tea. The clock chimes 5:30 as Maleficent comes back.)
Maleficent: Yes, here it is.
(She gives it to Phillip.)
Phillip: Thank you, Mally. It was an excellent tea, I really must be going home.
(Phillip gets up.)
Maleficent: No problem, you should come around more often. I'm going to make a sponge cake tomorrow, actually. It's for Grimhilde's birthday.
(Maleficent gets up to walk him to the stables to get Samson.)
Phillip: Aunt Grimhilde's birthday is tomorrow? I should send her a messenger.
Maleficent: Grimhilde's your aunt?
Phillip: Yeah. She and dad don't talk to each other much, but he always said I should know my family, so I visit when I can.
Maleficent: Then I guess you met that...daughter of hers.
Phillip: Shrilly? Yeah. My god, I don't know how she puts up with it. No wonder she sends her to the forest all the time.
Maleficent: Grimmy was telling me the other day that some boy was scaling their wall and making passes at her.
Phillip: Ah, that was probably Swp from the kingdom next door, I went to summer camp with him. He's a bit of a pain, though. Always singing and putting on lipstick.
Maleficent: Lipstick? Sounds a little...you know...gay.
Phillip: Mally, that boy's so far into the closet he's finding Christmas presents. But he's dabbles every so often in a girl, just to prove he isn't. Poor Shrilly, she probably has no clue.
(Both laugh. They reach the stables and Phillip gets up on Samson.)
Maleficent: Well, this certainly was fun, wasn't it?
Phillip: Yeah. I'll come over again tomorrow if Aunt Grimmy will be here.
Maleficent: Okay, take care, Phillip. Tell your father I said "hi".
Phillip: I will.
(Phillip rides away.)
albert