¡Ay, caramba! Just barely made it into my seat after getting lost on the wrong side of town, accosted by a hot dog vendor, stuck inside Central Park and finally over to Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center. Phew! At least I have a reward for my efforts: Vartan and McDermott and Krause, oh my! They're all in the house at ABC's upfront presentation and the lights are dimming...Here we go!
Ooh, sizzle reel has more Lost than any other show—looks like they're still hot on it! Plus, of course, lots of Grey's and Betty.
Mark Indelicato from Ugly Betty (love him!) takes the stage in a little tux and top hat to sing "One Singular Sensation." Now, Becki Newton and Michael Urie...and holy crap they all can sing and dance—like gangbustahs! Seriously, Broadway quality! I can't wait for Ugly Betty: The Musical! Miss America is now out on stage in a purple evening gown doing high kicks. And now Christopher Gorham and high kicks and oh my...Why can't you all be here?! I'm actually tearing up. Man, I'm lame.
Now the new-show previews...Stand by!
HILARITY ENSUES (2:27 p.m. update)
Up first, comedy, and the big show ABC is hot on: Sam I Am. Christina Applegate, aka Sam, comes out of a coma and realizes she was a terrible person. The upside? She's got Barry Watson as a love interest. Guess they knew What About Brian wasn't coming back fairly early, given that he's on this and Sarah Lancaster is on NBC's Chuck. Regardless, Sam looks funny and entertaining, and the really amazing cast includes Jean Smart!
Cut to: Jerry O'Connell and three guys singing, "I'm All Out of Love." Big laughs from the crowd. We see these guys are Carpoolers and that the show's from Bruce McCullough, best known as one of the Kids in the Hall. Now, I don't want to oversell since this is just a preview, but this could very well be in the vein of Arrested Development—not to mention the fact that Jerry O'Connell and Jason Bateman are often mistaken for each other! Anyway, looks really funny.
Up next, Miss/Guided, which looks something akin to 13 Going on 30—it has that fun, youthful vibe and also Judy Greer, who is playing a geek who returns to high school as an awkward guidance counselor who teaches her students about popping and locking. Looks cute.
Cavemen, this is the one about the Geico commercial characters, who are played by different actors, McPherson jokes, because the originals were "too expensive". In the clip, they're playing Jeopardy!, going on CNN, dressing up like cowboys, disco dancing, attending picnics. Think I need to see more of this.
UP NEXT, DRAMA...
The Walkers are here! The Walkers are here!
Huge, big, raucous applause that just won't die down. The entire Brothers & Sisters cast is onstage doing a funny little bit on what a year it's been.
Rob Lowe then introduces a clip reel of the stars who are "gone but not forgotten," showing all the people who died on ABC this year. (Hey, did they get that idea from our Tater Tops?) The clips end with Denny and Meredith and...holy frak! The Fray is onstage performing "How to Save a Life" in front of big screen of touching clips of ABC shows!
Okay, either I'm PMSing or ABC is just that good, 'cause dammit I'm teary again. Me = sap. I love TV.
First new drama presented is Private Pra...Wait, no, Pushing Daisies, yay! The whimsical drama, a forensic fairy tale if you will, from Bryan Fuller, about a guy who can bring the dead back to life. Audience is riveted. Laughing. Gasping. Engaged. McPherson is right: This show looks and feels totally different than anything else on television. I've seen the pilot, and you guys are gonna love it.
Now Private Practice. This one you know. All about Addison's life crisis that brings her to Los Angeles.
Cashmere Mafia is about four women living in New York City, from the creator of Sex and the City...from the clip, it looks very SATC, but somehow not in an annoyingly knockoffish way. It stars Lucy Liu, Miranda Otto, Frances O'Connor and Bonnie Somerville, who—whoa!—is kissing a girl. This show looks more dramatic than SATC but nonetheless juicy and watchable.
The promo for Dirty Sexy Money doesn't do it justice. This one I've seen and the one that I absolutely went ape-dung over. So, so good! Peter Krause is the lawyer for a nutty cuckoo rich family. The promo man tells me "From the producers of Brothers & Sisters and Six Feet Under and the director of Grey's Anatomy..." You sold yet? Thought so!
The Angie Harmon starrer Women's Murder Club, about four friends solving cases, is based on the James Patterson books. Looks gritty and intriguing.
Big Shots, about four CEOs "living the dream," stars Dylan McDermott, Michael Vartan, Chris Titus and Josh Maloney. It's getting some laughs from the audience. I've seen this one and loved the casting. Definitely feels a bit like a male version of Desperate Housewives.
Steve McPherson encourages crowd to watch the finale of Lost, which is "one of the best episodes they've done—not this season, but of the whole series." I second that emotion.
Bingo! Yes, we are playing bingo, in honor of new show National Bingo Night. You are sooo jealous.
Ooh, we have a winner—and a marching band and confetti, no joke. The cleaning lady's gonna be pissed. And speaking of pissed, I gotta scoot! Presentation is over, party is starting, and I gotta see who's doing too many shots and willing to dish.
Signing off for now...thanks for playing!