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These things are freakin huge! My dogs are going crazy barking up a storm. My dad just went to see if he can find out who they belong to.

Well, it's obvious what must be done ...

... just tell them to Moo-ve along!

... that, was a bad joke. I'm gonna go pray ...

Call McDonalds

For Goodness steak, these jokes are terrible

You should probably call a local animal shelter, or animal control, until your dad finds out who they belong to.

-Mooooo!

-Baaaaa!

-Moooooaaah!

-Baaaaaoooh!

-Beeeeeeeeeeq!

I take it you live in a rural area?

Yes I do. The cows ended up wondering across the street and into the 'woods'. I don't think my dad found out who they belonged to.

waltmad wrote:Call McDonalds

You and I both know that McDonald's would have no idea what to do with a cow.

Wait, Wait, Wait! Let's not get hasty here! There's no need to call McDonalds!

3 cows you say?

You haven't noticed any yodelling fat men in the area recently have you?

I say let them go about their business, they're clearly on a mission!

btw is one of them wearing a hat?

DaveWadding wrote:

waltmad wrote:Call McDonalds

You and I both know that McDonald's would have no idea what to do with a cow.

Of course they wouldn't know what to do! [insert Soylent Green joke here]

Would they happen to be the three cows from "Home on the Range" Did you you notice any pigs or chicken around?

ichabod wrote:Wait, Wait, Wait! Let's not get hasty here! There's no need to call McDonalds!

3 cows you say?

You haven't noticed any yodelling fat men in the area recently have you?

I say let them go about their business, they're clearly on a mission!

btw is one of the wearing a hat?

I never thought of that.

Well, here where I'm staying "for the duration" reindeer can be found all over the place. They're smaller than I thought.

OMG!!! The jokes in the first few replies are SOOO G.D. funny.

HalRoachFan wrote:OMG!!! The jokes in the first few replies are SOOO G.D. funny.

Yeah , I hope some other farm animals wander into someone elses garden so we can think of some more .

I simply can't wait for the invasion of the chicken. Or the approach of the piglets!

Oh, how it's the little things in life that makes it worth living.

If we found some in our backyard, my relatives would kill them on the spot, then eat them.

I would know, my aunt and uncle up north found a deer in their backyard once.

Ha! This sounds like the stuff that my dreams are made from...

If only cheese were involved somehow, and a lack of pants, it would be very Loomisian.

well...the cheese stuff can be fixed considering that they´re cows...but wouldn´t be somehow weird being panless with three cows?

At least for me would be, but let´s ask a farmer about it