Loomis wrote:
Chances are, you will probably know them.
Yeah, most of them I recognized from Mouse Tales, which they cited. Others I learned from other books. I think the only one I didn't know was
19. Untold thousands of the old A, B, C, D and E tickets are still in circulation, moldering away in people's drawers. From time to time, guests still show up at the park with them, and they're given the face value of the ticket. (At their most expensive, individual E tickets went for 95 cents.) A better bet is to sell them on eBay, where they fetch many times that amount.
And this one I knew:
23. In New Orleans Square, near the Pirates of the Caribbean exit, a door marked "33" leads to an ultra-secret, ultra-exclusive private club. Club 33 is the only place in the park that serves alcohol (including a Chardonnay specially bottled for the club by Fess "Davy Crockett" Parker). Its 480 members pay an initiation fee of from $8,000 to $27,000, and yearly dues of $4,000 to $15,000. The current waiting list for membership is said to be seven years long.
But I read it in the first Mouse Tales, back in 1994. It was listed then that the waiting list was three years long, I believe.
And this one still cracks me up:
30. Late at night on rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean and It's a Small World, amorous couples regularly try to make the Happiest Place on Earth even a little happier. They're apparently unaware that virtually every inch of every ride is observed by security cameras or hidden employees. Sometimes they're startled by a warning from a loudspeaker; occasionally they're greeted at the exit by applauding employees.
In Mouse Tales, there's a story about that. During one Grad Nite, PoTC was empty, and an amorous couple started going at it as soon as they left. Castmembers called everyone they could to watch them on the monitors, and when the couple came back fully clothed, they were greeted with thunderous applause, and a castmember came up to them and said something like "Thanks for giving us a great show, here's your tickets back!"
Escapay