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Bert's lust for Mary Poppins THE TRUTH REVEALED!!

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:43 am
by pickedandpackedpineapples
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look at what Bert is looking at in both of them :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:12 am
by Zoltack
:lol:

I never notice that but you can't really see MP's clevage so that's not really too funny but where he's looking at her ass... priceless. :D

I'm going to tell my mom that Bert is a pervert. Hey that rymes! ;)

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:22 am
by pickedandpackedpineapples
on the MP 40th anniversary dvd if you go to backstage disney - deconstruction of a holiday scene when Berts twirling Mary in the air he touches her butt and she smacks him. It all happens really, really fast tho.

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:02 pm
by Isidour
Bert, you´ve been Busted!

:lol:

I wonder what he was thinking...

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:41 pm
by pickedandpackedpineapples
:o

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BERT STRIKES AGAIN!!

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:10 pm
by AwallaceUNC
What's with the recent rise in people who look for dirty twists to Mary Poppins?

-Aaron

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:28 pm
by Roger Rabbit
:lol: :lol:

These scenes are only for a split second though, right? :P

Re: Bert's lust for Mary Poppins THE TRUTH REVEALED!!

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:49 pm
by TashieGirl
pickedandpackedpineapples wrote:Image

:lol: I always knew Bert was lusting after Mary. If you watch the flim you can cleary see that Bert is always flirting with Mary. Especially in Jolly Holiday.

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:17 pm
by Timon/Pumbaa fan
I guess it's true! Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way! :wink:

However I wonder how people catch this stuff. It's like they have to watch the whole movie in slow-search. :roll:
Zoltack wrote::lol:

I never notice that but you can't really see MP's clevage so that's not really too funny but where he's looking at her ass... priceless. :D

I'm going to tell my mom that Bert is a pervert. Hey that rymes! ;)
I agree! The other 2 weren't that funny because I don't think he purposely did it. But when he's looking at her butt! rotfl

Wrong Movie

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:22 am
by creid
Maybe, Bert was in the wrong movie all along.

He should of been in S.O.B.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:11 am
by Isidour
hey, maybe he thought:
"she´s smart, pretty, know how to take care of childrens,when I´m with her is like having a great-looking music machine...and look at that rear" :lol:

Bad bad Bert

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:37 pm
by Owlzindabarn
I always thought MP was very well aware of Bert's feelings towards her; and tastefully tried to discourage his interest. That's why in "Jolly Holiday" she sings:


"You'd never think of pressing your advantage--
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed.
A lady needn't fear when you are near--
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear..."



If I'm right, MP is not singing about Bert as he is, but as she wishes him to be, that is, a celibate companion. I always felt that in these lyrics MP was giving a subtle warning, as if swatting him on the wrist and saying, "ah, ah, naughty boy...purge those lustful thoughts from your heart."

And notice while she sings them that Bert looks a little confused, as if he can't quite believe that she holds him in such high esteem.

Hi

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:47 pm
by Disney Guru
OMG I can't believe this conversation is going on.

YOu people must have to much time on your hands.

This is just gross and disgusting. You guys could probablly find something wrong with Bambi.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:13 pm
by patriot_americana_love
:lol: I've always loved Mary Poppins. This thread is so funny, not everything has to be so serious Guru. Next, lets do Bambi! 8)

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:20 pm
by Isidour
No way!

let´s better do Snowhite :twisted:

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:49 pm
by Robin Hood
Where did you find those pictures? :lol:

Julie Thoughts

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:08 am
by creid
I seem to remember that an interview with little scrupples asked Julie Andrews if Bert slept with Mary?

She responded something like "Oh I certainly hope so." Julie spent years trying to break away from perfect image.

CR

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:13 am
by Roger Rabbit
Here's one Bambi shot:

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:lol :lol

(No I don't want to know what Thumper's looking at)

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 12:24 pm
by KinOO
Bambi's flower perhaps!! :twisted:

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:21 pm
by Isidour
Damn, you did it...
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well, it could be worse... :roll: