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Mary Poppins would never "settle down" in one of those religion extremist sextions of Utah.
Mary Poppins would never eat a worm and say Hakunna Matata
Pinnochio would never have an evil bride
If Pinnochio had a son he would never dream of being a sawhorse (like TLM2)
Simba would not be sent to a froegin restraunt and made into cat soup.
Kovu and Kiara would never get a divorce.
Herbie would never make out with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Snow White would never join the IRA
Tramp would never where a dress
Pocahontas would never sing "Wash yo self"
John Smith would never eat a whole raw carrot. He just wouldn't.

can u think of more?

Aladdin would never become fat
Timon and Pumbaa would never stop being friends
Hades would never become a good god
Belle would never stop loving books
Mulan would never let a man tell her what to do
Snow White would never.... SWEAR!

Belle would never stop reading, but she could use Adobe
Genie would never be serious
Jafar would never stop looking for the lamp
Mickey would never be a lab rat(tjose are white...unless he ask help to Michael Jackson´s doctor )
Goofy would never stop of being goofy
Maleficent would never change the spinning wheel for a sewing machine
Herbie would never be pimped(sorry XZbit)
Bambi would never stop of being lovely
Pinochio would never have a beaver as a pet
Quasimodo would never have a plastic surgery(too expensive )
Cinderela would never have a maid(she can clean her own house)or rat traps
Lady would never be a tramp

Donald Duck would never... Speak clearly!

hey i really thought that lady would never be a tramp is def the best so far! hehe.


Ariel would never eat seafood.
Minnie would never date Mortimer
Pete will never use proper grammar.
Scrooge would never go bankrupt.
Cruella DeVil would never wear faux

Goofy would never get Smart
Robin Hood would never rob from the poor
Dumbo woul dever go to the zoo
Uncle Scrooge would never give away all his money

Mary Poppins would never "super size" a spoonful of sugar.
Peter Pan would never grow up.

Mr. Toad would never stop having his manias!
Timon would never eat anything but bugs!
Pumbaa would never stop farting!
Gepetto would never sell Pinocchio for 25 cents(Jiminy Cricket sold sepreatly )!
Quasimodo would never win a girl!
$crooge McDuck would never care about something more than his money!
Jack Sparrow would never stop walking funny!

Aurora would never become an insomniac
Hades would never be cold
Mickey would never cheat on Minnie
Cinderella would never wear plastic shoes

Aladdin will never wear shoes.
Genie will never be a different color.
Kim Possible will never marry Ron.
Ariel would never leave Eric.
Mickey will never age....
Andy would never get rid of Woody or Buzz.
Stitch would never leave Lilo side.
Prince Adam will never be the Beast again.
Donald will never leave Chip and Dale alone.

its very sad but in the new movie leroy and stitch, stitch DOES leave lilo's side!!! it looks as though he comes back but he does leave!!!

- Mary Poppins will NEVER misspell "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

- Donald Duck will never spell "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

- Aladdin will never grow a beard (like Jaffar's)

- Snow White will never be able to drink a glass of beer

- Dumbo will never finish cleaning his ears

- Baloo will never understand (anything)

- Mowgly will never cut his hair short

- Bagira will never join the KKK

- Alice will never eat a roasted rabbit

- the Rabbit will never eat a roasted alice

- The Beast will never be really cruel...

- Kha will never untie his tail

- "The Bare Necessities" in english will never sound as good as in hebrew

- "Hakuna Matata" will never sound better than it sounds in German

- Scar will never use his hyena army against Simba, don't ask why

- Disney films will never be bad! (this was correct till tey made Mulan)