And now, please welcome
UmbrellaFish and
DameJulieAndrews as they present our final Special Award,
Tangled Enthusiast of the Year!
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Tangled Enthusiast of the Year</center>
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(
instrumental music to the tune of A Spoonful of Sugar
plays. UmbrellaFish steps out to the podium with Julie Andrews, arm in arm. Everyone applauds.)
JULIE ANDREWS: Hellooo, Disney people!
UMBRELLAFISH: I’m standing next to Julie Andrews… Oh. My. God.
JULIE ANDREWS: UmbrellaFish and I are here tonight to present an incredibly auspicious award to the Ultimate Disney Forum member who has shown the most enthusiasm towards the release of Walt Disney Picture’s fiftieth feature,
Tangled.
UMBRELLAFISH: Yeah, that, that’s right.
JULIE ANDREWS: The troubled production history of
Tangled goes back to a time when it was called
Rapunzel: Unbraided and was then to feature a DreamWorksian take…
(
the whole audience groans)
Ahem… Which I’m sure would have been very good, as well, coming from personal experience, starring in three of their movies.
UMBRELLAFISH: I like DreamWorks movies, Mary- I mean, Ms. Andrews!
JULIE ANDREWS: That’s nice. As I was saying, the movie about the flaxen-haired princess went through many evolutions on its way to becoming a new film ready for theatres, losing actors, directors, and most shockingly, it’s own title earlier this year when the film was renamed as
Tangled.
UMBRELLAFISH: Long hair is overrated, my queen.
JULIE ANDREWS: Yes, yes. Could you just please stand a couple feet away from me? (
UmbrellaFish moves and Julie continues) Thank you.
Tangled promises to be a wonderful film in the spirit of former Disney classics
Mary Poppins,
The Princess Diaries, and
Despicable Me.
UMBRELLAFISH: Julie, far be it from me to correct you, as only but a humble servant who is completely and utterly unworthy to even be seen within your great, wonderful, magnanimous presence, but…
Despicable Me wasn’t Disney…
JULIE ANDREWS: It wasn’t??? I had no clue! Well, regardless,
Tangled looks like an okay movie, but it would be nothing without its supporters who have followed the film through it’s troubled production to see it come all this way. The winner of this special award hasn’t allowed themselves to become dismayed by negative press about the project and has also informed other Ultimate Disney members about the film throughout production, which undoubtedly we all are thankful for. Yet, one could simply hurrah their accomplishments and… and… and damn the teleprompter went off!
(
the whole audience gasps at hearing Mary Poppins swear)
UMBRELLAFISH: What!?
JULIE ANDREWS: I only did this gig to promote
The Sound of Music Blu-Rays to a bunch of creep-o’s, and now I’ll end up looking like an absolute idiot with this video ending up all over The Youtube. Well, then, I’m out of here!
(
Dame Julie Andrews storms off the stage, leaving UmbrellaFish alone)
UMBRELLAFISH: Well… Um…. Yeah… This is kind of embarrassing… So, um, the Tangled Enthusiast of the Year award goes to…
<center>...Third Place goes to...
Polizzi
...Second Place goes to...
robster16
--And the Golden Mickey goes to...
sotiris2006
This is sotiris2006's 3rd Golden Mickey Award. He has 4 nominations this year.</center>
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Congratulations, sotiris! And UmbrellaFish, thanks for getting Dame Julie to make a very rare internet appearance, even if she had ulterior motives! I'll have to corner her at the after party and chat
Sound of Music with her!
That it for tonight's awards, folks! Be sure to join us tomorrow as we introduce the Legacy Award, hand out our final awards, and have some poisoned dragon's liver!
"You mean they poison the dragon, or just the liver?" little Paul Rawlins asks.
Tune in tomorrow night to find out!
albert
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And congratulations to Netty too. 
I'd always assumed that I'd only ever been nominated, never a winner (until now, that is).
Otherwise, what would be the point of announcing Second and Third Place?
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