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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:52 pm
by blackcauldron85
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:13 pm
by TheValentineBros
Genie: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Aladdin: All work and no play makes ALADDIN a dull boy.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:02 pm
by avonleastories95
Jasmine: GET OUT, BOTH OF YOU AND STAY OUT!

Aladdin: When I told Jazzy she gained just a bit of weight, I did not expect her to go this far! Hey, why is this kid following me?

Genie: I would tell, but lazy Bon Qui Qui (avonleastories95) does not want to get too far in the plot exposition!

Jasmine: DON'T MENTION THAT NAME AGAIN, I HATE THAT OVERRATED OVERHYPED ______. No more pop culture references!

Genie: (changes into Malcom MacDowell) How does she bloody do that?

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:38 pm
by Kraken Guard
Jasmine(Running away in terror): Oh god, it SMELLS!!!

Aladdin(Face-palming himself): Genie, why did you have to change into something with such smelly Diapers?

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:17 pm
by blackcauldron85
:lol: irl, KG! :lol:

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:32 am
by avonleastories95
I'm sorry this is so early, but.....
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Sister Mary Clarance: I don't know where you are "getting at," Hipsta!

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:42 am
by zackisthewalrus
Whoopi Goldburg: Look at me, I'MA BIRD!!........ How the hell did I get in THIS?!

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:26 am
by TheValentineBros
Whoopi Goldberg: I'm a monkey. Why did you ask that I'm a monkey, I dunno.

Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:13 pm
by Margos
WHOOPI: My character's an OCTOPUS!? And it's sparkly!? YAY! I love SPARKLIES!

Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:15 am
by avonleastories95
What's really going on in this group picture?
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:23 am
by TheValentineBros
Snow White: *mutters and singing* Dude looks like a lady.

Ariel: Oh shut up!

Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:17 pm
by Kraken Guard
Sorry, i cant think of any good captions.. :( Bringing forth another Horned King one because this one has been begging me to put it up for captioning..




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Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:51 pm
by pap64
Escapay wrote:What's REALLY going on in this group picture?

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Goofy: Duuuuh... How long do we have to hold this pose?
Max: Until the photographer takes the picture so shush!
Pluto: Must...stay...still...for the steak I am getting after this!
Mickey: That photographer better hurry up, my face is becoming numb from all the smiling
Minnie: ...Gosh, I hope Daisy doesn't notice the bump I left on her car when I was parking my car this morning!
Daisy: Of all the days I could have done this picture I had to do this on the same day I got a divorce from Donald. Whatever, smile and be happy for the camera...
Donald: Heh, if Daisy thinks she can get away with what she did just wait till she sees the surprise I left her on her dressing room!
Scrooge: ...Just HOW I am able to dive into a sea of cold, hard cash???
Huey: ...How come Max is now a college student while we are still in elementary school?
Duey: Louie? Should tell Huey that in reality we are 40 years old and that we suffer from a rare disease that makes us look younger than we really are?
Louie: No! If people found out, we would be working at a car wash and the only gig we would get on television is as example of how messed up the life of a child star is!

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:22 pm
by avonleastories95
Creeper: Master, I maded you a rainbow and a kookie (wrong spellings are intended)!
Horned King: And?????
Creeper: I ated it.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 2:31 pm
by Wonderlicious
blackcauldron85 wrote:Image
Baby Genie: Ga-ga-goo-goo...

Aladdin: Oh great, now I know why our, I mean their, baby is blue after all!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:31 pm
by avonleastories95
In honor of Halloween:
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Winifred: All right, Sarah, I will teach you to read!
Sarah: Those pages with theeeeeeeemmmmmmssssss black ink!
Winifred: Yes, those are called words!
Sarah: Words, I loves woids!
Winifred: And they together make a sentence.
Sarah: Like when someone's punishment in a federal lawsuit like the one some other company won the character of Oswald, the lucky rabbit?
Winifred: I know what you are going to say, please don't suprize me.....
Sarah: And that is when Roger Rabbit came to exist. Roger Rabbit, Roger Rabbit, forever let us hold our banner high, R-O-G "G" it was great seein' ya, E-R, the hit show on CBS, R-A-B-B-I-T! And let's not forget the Lace Collar with the Godzilla roar!
Winifred: Sarah, dear now's not the time to.....
Sarah: RAWWWWWWWWAAAAARRRRR!
Winifred: Why did not avonleastories95 make this book mathematics? Sarah knows her numbers!
Sarah: W, 3, RR, 5H, 2RVCNKLGERITUHDFV, MLGHLKTGH.
Winifred: Oh, what has this world of ours come to!

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:21 pm
by yakkofan725
Here's a new one:
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:12 am
by Margos
RITA: Aww, Georgette, what a delightful and thoughtful gift. I don't think I can wear it in front of the guys, though, they'll laugh....
GEORGETTE: ......
RITA: What's the matter, Georgette?
GEORGETTE: .....Oh, why nothing, of course.... (GOD, I spent all that money on a 100% silk dog sweater for her and she gets me a f***ing SNUGGIE that looks like she picked it out of the garbage can!!??)
RITA: I can hear you muttering, you know? Girl, I could open a can of whoop-tail on you right now...
GEORGETTE: :shock: :oops:

Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:53 am
by Lazario
Not to derail, but... why is she wearing a bow-tie?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:50 pm
by avonleastories95
yakkofan725 wrote:Image
Rita: Oh, how sweet! (Thinking: How dare she give me something I gave her last year!)
Georgette: Really, this is wonderful! (Thinking: PINK IS NOT MOI COLOUR, SHE CAN CLEARLY SEE I AM IN PURPLE, HOW DARE SHE MIX PINK WITH PURPLE!)
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